Now that's a Facebook group.
This looks like something from Repo Man 2000.
https://i.imgur.com/gJwBSog.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 15 February 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link
The most blasphemous Star Trek shitpost I have ever made or could possibly ever make. You've been warned. pic.twitter.com/hxQAYlzhxk— David Lebo (@leboism) February 19, 2021
― lord of the ting tings (map), Friday, 19 February 2021 22:26 (three years ago) link
✔
― mookieproof, Friday, 19 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noEHHB6rnMI
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link
^ go to minute 7 here, it is very special.
that weird little typing song she launches into (before the sunglasses go on and the costume change) is disturbingly similar to my "counting game" that i constantly played in my head through my adolescence. thank god i finally god the counting game out of my head, it is a nightmare
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:51 (three years ago) link
lmao!! amazing find
― Fetchboy, Monday, 22 February 2021 18:54 (three years ago) link
7:00: Okay, T-Bone! Time for some serious crunching!
I'm using WindowsWindows, Windows 386So all my app-li-cations are running at onceMy report right now, is scattered all over my deskW-w-w-windows will pull these files together real quickI got pieces in one spreadsheetI got pieces in anotherI got pieces that have never been close to one anotherSome are in the da-ta-base where things are pretty stuffySome are in the word pro-cess-or, that's where it gets fluffy(?)W-w-windows, W-w-windows, Windows 386Will pull these parts together and do it mighty quickI'll cut and paste, cut-and-paste until it's in PagemakerThen I'll slick it up to be T-Bone's heartbreaker.
(Linda takes off her clothes)
"Here's the spreadsheet data you asked for Linda..."
WILLIAM!
"Linda! Uh-oh. These are 1-2-3 files. That doesn't look like 1-2-3."
8:13 - It's Na-Na-Not! 1-2-2-2-3! But don't wo-rry Will-iam, just hand the disk to me!BARK BARK BARKI got! Several applications looking mighty slickRunning un-der Win-dows 386!BARK BARK BARKIn one of the win-dows I've got 1-2-2-2-3 Running at the same time as the others, can't you see?BARK BARK BARKI can cut and paste your files in-to my report Or I can make them look bet-ter with Mi-cro-soft ChartCharts is Charts is Charts is what I gotCYMBAL SPLASHNow I'm gonna show you how to make the thing look hot!BARK
"I'm in accounting! Nothing ever looks hot!"
SYNTH SOLO
Stand! Back William, stand b-b-b-backWindows 386! IS ON THE ATTACK!
CYMBAL SPLASH, SYNTH SOLO CONTINUES WITH VAGUE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE INTERPOLATIONS AND VINYL SCRATCHING
"Wooooooow..."
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:03 (three years ago) link
forks, i'm really sorry but we're going to need you to use your 386 to update that draft. we LOVE the hyphens, but there aren't enough of them! Linda's song should have hyphens between each-and-ev-e-ry-syll-a-ble. Due-by-end-of-Day!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:32 (three years ago) link
w-w-w-why
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link
So many urges to say out loud "MOM! Like, OMG stop! Ughhh seriously oh my GAWD mom please"
― Evan, Monday, 22 February 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link
WATCH: Police in Karachi, Pakistan are training an armed rollerblading unit to better prevent theft and harassment on its streets. pic.twitter.com/IX5CrM6tep— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 23, 2021
For a few seconds, the generic background music in this Reuters video sounds like it's going to resolve into a rendition of North American Scum. Just so you're not as disappointed as I was, let me tell you up front that it takes a different musical direction. But don't let that detract from your enjoyment of the rollerskating cops of Karachi.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 12:43 (three years ago) link
Some serious Police Academy vibes in portions of that clip
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 14:09 (three years ago) link
a rollerblade jumping over a motorcycle forever
― adam, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 14:51 (three years ago) link
sorry but cops never equal lolz
― lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 15:32 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpKxtTPQ1Q8
― map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:40 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/SqpRgdZf5E— 𐑤𐑨 𐑐𐑩𐑤𐑐𐑦𐑵𐑩 (@la_polpino) March 16, 2021
― map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zb5gKw6q3o
― n/a (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:28 (three years ago) link
I see your blessed vacation and raise you a helicopter ride pic.twitter.com/KUOaFpEGLD— avery💝s data📝charts📈& finance💹✊🌹 (@averygrrl) October 28, 2020
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 March 2021 14:30 (three years ago) link
ha, that's awesome
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 29 March 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NUJQxNj_jo
― DJI, Friday, 16 April 2021 17:22 (three years ago) link
They added a roundabout in rural eastern Kentucky pic.twitter.com/tkb19bTEuK— Oregon Rolled A 20 (I Do Stick Figures) (@OregonRolledA20) April 25, 2021
― i was too much listening to your accent (Spottie), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:11 (three years ago) link
aaaagh
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/i/events/1389710145249157122?s=20
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 05:53 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/semantic_core_img/1389710415836319745/0H8K2G_M?format=jpg&name=small
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLI-X4HldmQ
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 7 May 2021 03:42 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2KhyGZXoAMEUsj?format=jpg&name=900x900
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/nmU6VHGE0U— Geoff Bisente (@GeoffBisente) June 3, 2021
― Karl Malone, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:10 (three years ago) link
love it
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:40 (three years ago) link
Brilliant
― jmm, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link
I'm not going to even look, just guess.... does he remove each page, one-by-one, from the back instead of the front?
Because I saw the same gag with a construction worker last week.
― pplains, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:36 (three years ago) link
yr no fun pplainsthat was great
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 June 2021 20:00 (three years ago) link
I see that so much now though! The same bit getting repeated over and over again by different people. And no one seems to mind!
It's like a global version of this conversation.
https://i.imgur.com/vXlsoBA.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 4 June 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/196650252_10157712933096227_8941164341357829366_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=ebY0GhmlITwAX_fqtrm&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=52147d4aa7171c7855e814f366b29f82&oe=60E86312
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link
hee hee
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 June 2021 01:15 (three years ago) link
who did this pic.twitter.com/NsAeH0HEJm— Jason S. Canon (@uncanonical) October 26, 2018
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 July 2021 21:08 (two years ago) link
...
oh ffs, forks.
― pplains, Friday, 2 July 2021 21:48 (two years ago) link
lmao i had to count
― class project pat (m bison), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:09 (two years ago) link
nice!
95 reeses nailed to a door but a mensch ate one
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link
ok 96 reeses, then a mensch ate one
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 23:03 (two years ago) link
Respect to the true pioneers of the UK grime scene. pic.twitter.com/g3x4NAMvXw— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) September 28, 2021
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:08 (two years ago) link
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-warn-public-not-approach-13230681
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
equal parts lol and O_o
love is love is love ❤️ https://t.co/dpSqMOAWgU— giabuchi (@jaboukie) October 17, 2021
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 October 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/cbT6lc8E4x— Bad Vaccine Takes (@BadVaccineTakes) November 21, 2021
― silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:42 (two years ago) link
"It's def possible !"
― silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link
Now that's a Hot (Burrito) Take.
― pplains, Monday, 22 November 2021 14:33 (two years ago) link
How The Grinch Stole Someone’s BBL Appointment pic.twitter.com/0I5ieqHVUQ— Richard Nevels 🏁 (@Richie_l0c0) December 6, 2021
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/GnZ0491RuE— Will (@iamwillb_) December 6, 2021
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JPGxefdbHc
― goole, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 06:31 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSAp9sBzPbc
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 28 February 2022 22:43 (two years ago) link