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― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link
So many urges to say out loud "MOM! Like, OMG stop! Ughhh seriously oh my GAWD mom please"
― Evan, Monday, 22 February 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link
WATCH: Police in Karachi, Pakistan are training an armed rollerblading unit to better prevent theft and harassment on its streets. pic.twitter.com/IX5CrM6tep— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 23, 2021
For a few seconds, the generic background music in this Reuters video sounds like it's going to resolve into a rendition of North American Scum. Just so you're not as disappointed as I was, let me tell you up front that it takes a different musical direction. But don't let that detract from your enjoyment of the rollerskating cops of Karachi.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 12:43 (three years ago) link
Some serious Police Academy vibes in portions of that clip
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 14:09 (three years ago) link
a rollerblade jumping over a motorcycle forever
― adam, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 14:51 (three years ago) link
sorry but cops never equal lolz
― lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 15:32 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpKxtTPQ1Q8
― map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:40 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/SqpRgdZf5E— 𐑤𐑨 𐑐𐑩𐑤𐑐𐑦𐑵𐑩 (@la_polpino) March 16, 2021
― map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zb5gKw6q3o
― n/a (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:28 (three years ago) link
I see your blessed vacation and raise you a helicopter ride pic.twitter.com/KUOaFpEGLD— avery💝s data📝charts📈& finance💹✊🌹 (@averygrrl) October 28, 2020
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 March 2021 14:30 (three years ago) link
ha, that's awesome
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 29 March 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NUJQxNj_jo
― DJI, Friday, 16 April 2021 17:22 (three years ago) link
They added a roundabout in rural eastern Kentucky pic.twitter.com/tkb19bTEuK— Oregon Rolled A 20 (I Do Stick Figures) (@OregonRolledA20) April 25, 2021
― i was too much listening to your accent (Spottie), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:11 (three years ago) link
aaaagh
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/i/events/1389710145249157122?s=20
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 05:53 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/semantic_core_img/1389710415836319745/0H8K2G_M?format=jpg&name=small
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLI-X4HldmQ
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 7 May 2021 03:42 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2KhyGZXoAMEUsj?format=jpg&name=900x900
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/nmU6VHGE0U— Geoff Bisente (@GeoffBisente) June 3, 2021
― Karl Malone, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:10 (three years ago) link
love it
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:40 (three years ago) link
Brilliant
― jmm, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link
I'm not going to even look, just guess.... does he remove each page, one-by-one, from the back instead of the front?
Because I saw the same gag with a construction worker last week.
― pplains, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:36 (three years ago) link
yr no fun pplainsthat was great
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 June 2021 20:00 (three years ago) link
I see that so much now though! The same bit getting repeated over and over again by different people. And no one seems to mind!
It's like a global version of this conversation.
https://i.imgur.com/vXlsoBA.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 4 June 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/196650252_10157712933096227_8941164341357829366_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=ebY0GhmlITwAX_fqtrm&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=52147d4aa7171c7855e814f366b29f82&oe=60E86312
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link
hee hee
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 June 2021 01:15 (three years ago) link
who did this pic.twitter.com/NsAeH0HEJm— Jason S. Canon (@uncanonical) October 26, 2018
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 July 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link
...
oh ffs, forks.
― pplains, Friday, 2 July 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link
lmao i had to count
― class project pat (m bison), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link
nice!
95 reeses nailed to a door but a mensch ate one
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:59 (three years ago) link
ok 96 reeses, then a mensch ate one
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 23:03 (three years ago) link
Respect to the true pioneers of the UK grime scene. pic.twitter.com/g3x4NAMvXw— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) September 28, 2021
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:08 (two years ago) link
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-warn-public-not-approach-13230681
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
equal parts lol and O_o
love is love is love ❤️ https://t.co/dpSqMOAWgU— giabuchi (@jaboukie) October 17, 2021
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 October 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/cbT6lc8E4x— Bad Vaccine Takes (@BadVaccineTakes) November 21, 2021
― silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:42 (two years ago) link
"It's def possible !"
― silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link
Now that's a Hot (Burrito) Take.
― pplains, Monday, 22 November 2021 14:33 (two years ago) link
How The Grinch Stole Someone’s BBL Appointment pic.twitter.com/0I5ieqHVUQ— Richard Nevels 🏁 (@Richie_l0c0) December 6, 2021
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/GnZ0491RuE— Will (@iamwillb_) December 6, 2021
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JPGxefdbHc
― goole, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 06:31 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSAp9sBzPbc
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 28 February 2022 22:43 (two years ago) link
u have to LOVE to WORK pic.twitter.com/fv5bb5fJpQ— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) March 9, 2022
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 10 March 2022 00:07 (two years ago) link
i'm literally the only one who posts anything to this graveyard of a thread anymore but i gotta put it somewhere
In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history. pic.twitter.com/rmV1vcB3LY— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) August 14, 2022
― (grim) pump track (wales) (map), Monday, 15 August 2022 02:35 (two years ago) link
Lmao! That looks like a far side cartoon.
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Monday, 15 August 2022 05:45 (two years ago) link
it totally does lmao
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 August 2022 05:52 (two years ago) link
10/10 unicorns provenalso that Rick Astley pitch-bend makes it sound like Front 242 which is a very good thing
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 15 August 2022 07:08 (two years ago) link
lol, thank you so much for that unicorn. Amazing.
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 August 2022 14:20 (two years ago) link
Imagine your kid can’t talk yet and they’re already making fun of you pic.twitter.com/geDlwNQGy3— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) September 15, 2022
― Spottie, Thursday, 15 September 2022 18:57 (two years ago) link
considering that swing, you might wanna move the baby a bit further away from the tee
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2022 19:58 (two years ago) link
https://www.tiktok.com/@americanhighshorts/video/7188635164510162222?lang=en
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 06:24 (one year ago) link