Banksy does it again
― KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:55 (two years ago) link
jizz thumb
― ✖, Thursday, 8 July 2021 04:23 (two years ago) link
lol
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 July 2021 07:34 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWA7o2xXYAoBDsD?format=jpg&name=900x900
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:05 (two years ago) link
lol why is thom york in it
that's amazing
i wonder if anyone else in there is famous?
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:19 (two years ago) link
the fluoride guy eating the burger looks familiar
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link
look at them eating a burger, sipping their bubble tea, staring, looking at their phones, eating ice cream, thom yorke drinking coffee, looking at their phones, 3 people all standing next to each other on a phone call with each other, staring, and the guy in front who captures the entire scene as a selfie with perfect depth of field
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:21 (two years ago) link
not even trying to hide it
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/241803187_10159599876992220_1949740812017727238_n.png?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=9267fe&_nc_ohc=RsqAA4tA6fEAX9YLSKs&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=07049acec261a49d5e3aeb2fa9556c38&oe=6167BF7F
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link
how many schools even have cathode ray televisions in this flatscreen age
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link
God is the new gym teacher
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 03:13 (two years ago) link
GOD: one more deadlift. you can do it.HUMAN: no i can't, i'm exhaustedGOD: you got this. you got this.HUMAN: no i don't, god. i can't even stand up straightGOD: but i made humans with a design that guaranteed that--HUMAN: godDAM- i'm sorry. i'm sorry.GOD: fuck. you went thereHUMAN: i'm sorry. it's not vanity. it's reality. i can't lift this.GOD: fuck you, human. i figured you didn't have what it takes. even though i put it in you.HUMAN: hey FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU for that. GOD: ...HUMAN: i'm sorry, uuughGOD: great, "i'm sorry" from the humans. "i'm so sorry! waaaaah! i fucked up! why am i like this?! trite"
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 03:31 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEGfwGIXsAcAdF-?format=jpg&name=900x900
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 13 November 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link
that one actually makes sense if you imagine that's the anti-vax cult
― just staying (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 November 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link
🚨🚨NEW MCNAUGHTON JUST DROPPED🚨🚨 pic.twitter.com/ldhTYlKTdm— American Propagandist (@ArmyStrang) November 16, 2021
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 22:09 (two years ago) link
lol, Teddy would shoot Trump right in the face
― Lou Christie's Mosh Pit (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 22:22 (two years ago) link
abe is ready to fuck
― just staying (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 22:32 (two years ago) link
JFK on the left wing, subtle.
― weregoats of boston (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 01:07 (two years ago) link
garrison feuding with scott adams!!!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJeP3_VWUAc98QS?format=jpg&name=large
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:38 (two years ago) link
what a own
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:39 (two years ago) link
i didn't realize that scott adams pulled a david brooks
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJlFW6NVQAI4aAL?format=jpg&name=medium
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 21 January 2022 15:47 (two years ago) link
I for one can't wait to see what happens next.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 January 2022 15:49 (two years ago) link
you have three weeks
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 21 January 2022 15:55 (two years ago) link
What font is YOU HAVE THREE WEEKS in? It looks like a Gadzooks t-shirt from the year 2000.
― peace, man, Friday, 21 January 2022 16:18 (two years ago) link
Looks vaguely Trekkie.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 January 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link
God, the "Brandon" thing has become like one of those bad summer camp inside jokes that just takes on a life of its own beyond any meaning it originally had
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 21 January 2022 19:54 (two years ago) link
it is very much the conservative "get in my belly"
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 23:52 (two years ago) link
Conservative humor is an oxymoron.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 23:55 (two years ago) link
Our powerful @JewishChron cartoon this week sums up the @amnesty story pic.twitter.com/qEqAkf4SEt— Jake Wallis Simons (@JakeWSimons) February 3, 2022
― soref, Thursday, 3 February 2022 18:05 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKxTETQWQAAC4-V?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 February 2022 18:08 (two years ago) link
Free speech brings down Society and Democracy?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:09 (two years ago) link
not clear which side that cartoon is taking
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:10 (two years ago) link
i am very confused by both of these cartoons
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:35 (two years ago) link
apartheid is garbage that amnesty international is dumping? who is the guy?
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:36 (two years ago) link
That cartoon is nonsensical garbage Tim Pool is such a comical piece of shit
― There's A Goots In My House (stevie), Saturday, 5 February 2022 11:14 (two years ago) link
I have gotten some questions about the painting in Rep. Dan Crenshaw’s campaign office so here it is, including close ups (seated portrait is by NYT photog Annie Mulligan) https://t.co/TaUq2rPy0Y pic.twitter.com/rsTDVHKBpv— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) February 28, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 28 February 2022 17:00 (two years ago) link
getting strong Pawnee town hall mural vibes
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:06 (two years ago) link
this painting answers many questions about the size of my erect penis raised by this painting
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:48 (two years ago) link
hes outdone himself, just the shear number of guys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQj9_ZSXMAYVoxn?format=jpg&name=large
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 April 2022 19:14 (two years ago) link
was not expecting gollum!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 19:27 (two years ago) link
"Excuse me, sir, I'd like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty."
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 April 2022 19:32 (two years ago) link
Sir, there’s never a good time for this, but as your financial advisor I do want you to know that this is the perfect time to finalize your will
― Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 19:56 (two years ago) link
I think Lenin and Stalin are beefing between each other across the crowd.
― jmm, Monday, 18 April 2022 20:19 (two years ago) link
are we supposed to know who mr. shitty blue suit is?
― na (NA), Monday, 18 April 2022 20:21 (two years ago) link
The man in the middle represents the modern Christian…a man who must decide whether or not he will stand up for his Christian beliefs. Many are shouting out to tell him what to do. He raises his hand to say, “Be silent, for I know that Jesus is the Christ!” He touches Jesus’ shoulder to indicate that he gets his strength from the Master.
― jmm, Monday, 18 April 2022 20:22 (two years ago) link
Apparently, he is some sort of generic modern Christian.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 April 2022 20:22 (two years ago) link
I was gonna guess Josh Hawley
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 18 April 2022 20:23 (two years ago) link
Jesus looks like he's having second thoughts.
― jmm, Monday, 18 April 2022 20:24 (two years ago) link
Lenin and Napoleon be like wtf am I doing in first-century Palestine
― Fifty Centaur (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 April 2022 21:02 (two years ago) link