i'm sure mark is a good guy, but "monsieur, with these X you are really spoiling us" is one of those ultra-dated "ironic" memes that people without senses of humour say to be funny.
― caek, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link
like spelling cake rong
― Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link
:P
pretty sure that's not a chris tarrant joke
― caek, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link
"My client can kick a ball into a skip from quite far away" - English football off-season and transfer speculation thread 2009
― the kid is crying because did sharks died? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
is the Fopp thread related to that Resident Advisor thread with an annoying title?
― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=74255#unread
― 8080's and internet break (k3vin k.), Sunday, 2 August 2009 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link
The Cure Bloodflowers Poll (sorry, no fancy-schmancy, too-clever "POLLflowers" crap title for this one [except, you know, in parentheses])
― 8080's and internet break (k3vin k.), Sunday, 2 August 2009 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link
eyup, it's that time of the year when TV shows young girls embracing each other...
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 20 August 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
"I used to be a celebrity, Get me in there! What kind of a crummy agent are you anyway??" ahem, 2009 Celebrity Jungle thread.
― Xasthur Roth (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 23 November 2009 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link
ahem
This is the thread where we discuss matters pertaining to the detrius that accompanies the "End of the Year in Cinema" -- 2009
always, year in year out. just fucking call it "2009 movies" or some shit
― mark cl, Monday, 23 November 2009 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link
should be detritus shouldn't it
― harbl, Monday, 23 November 2009 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link
i think the first year it was a typo and now it's become a hallowed tradish
― 311 is a joek (s1ocki), Monday, 23 November 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
oh ok
― harbl, Monday, 23 November 2009 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
The Clientele - Best Band Since The Smiths
― some dude, Saturday, 5 December 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.mishappenstance.com/storage/barf.jpg
― pentz dispenser (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 5 December 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Spoon - QUOTE Transference UNQUOTE
― pithfork (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link
POLLVEMENT QUARANTINE THE POLL: SUMMER POLL (POLL VERSION)
― sarahel, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link
My New Pink Button (aka Adventures in Genital Cosmetics)
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Real Estate. Not Sunny Day. Just Real Estate.
― a wrinkle in paws (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
massive attack : back! back!! back!!!
(could almost fit as a line in Movin' Out)
― pithfork (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
spirits/angels/ghosts/deities who watch people bathe/get it on/P00P/masturbate
― choom raider (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 April 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I have issues with "P00P" mostly
― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 4 April 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
too much slash going on there
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 5 April 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm trying to pioneer the choose your own adventure style of thread titles, but you guys are all stuck in your ways
― biologically wrong (Z S), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link
that's not ONE least favorite thread title, that's potentially SIXTEEN least favorite thread titles
― biologically wrong (Z S), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link
PUBES [Started by yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V)
― est 2010 (rahni), Sunday, 11 April 2010 07:07 (fourteen years ago) link
itt a poll of the famous album court & spark by joni mitchell
shit like this is the thread title equivalent of "forgiveness rock record" imo
― some dude, Monday, 12 April 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
# Are you a believer in mira-POLLs? Do you notice and recognize mira-POLLs? [Started by Doctor Casino in April 2010, last updated 2 hours ago by repugnant appearance, Irish background, not an animal (Jon Lewis) on I Love Music] 31 new answers POLL closes: May 01 (in 2 weeks)
demonstrates that stupid poll puns can beat the funny out of almost anything
― bnw, Monday, 12 April 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
yep
― justin PeeBeR (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link
that miraPOLLS is displacing the original chorus in my mind, for better or worse (probably worse)
― nakhchivan, Monday, 12 April 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I kinda knew that one sucked even as I typed it but there was just no way to match the simple elegance of the non-poll thread on the song.
kinda disappointed i only have like four threads in this thread
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
only bcuz i always think this is about the rapper
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 9 May 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I WISH drake the rapper's fortune was to languish in obscurity, never once cracking the charts!
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 9 May 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Jazz poetry albums
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Expansive Covers or The Reverse of Gary Jules' Mad World
― human wikipede (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 June 2010 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Gayngs Chub Licker
― The Reverend, Monday, 14 June 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Least Amazing (But Still Quite Delightful) Record by the Fall
― fantast (ico) (some dude), Saturday, 19 June 2010 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link
cosine
― Yahia Trick Yahia (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 June 2010 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link
On Jerry Springer today I saw a woman who got off by having a dom treat her as a bab and powder her thights before putting her in a crib and I got the biggest TV-inspired hard on I'd had for years so
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 9 July 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link
ew. fucking ew.
― surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 July 2010 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link
kinda lol but mostly ew?
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 9 July 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link
for a minute I didn't realize ENBB was making a quote o_O
― the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Friday, 9 July 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Let's talk about the non- pop culture pop culture enjoyed by Real Amurricans in the '70s.
Aside from the "Amurricans" part, referring to what is in fact mainstream popular culture as "non pop culture pop culture" just because it doesn't have the ironic kitsch value to be resuscitated seems awkward and also a little condescending.
― surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I was confused by that as well.
― grab you by the boo-boo and don't let go (kkvgz), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link
funky house sceptics, let me draw your attention to this
Always makes me think "prepare not to have your mind changed"
― uNi-tArDs (Hurting 2), Monday, 26 July 2010 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link
thread titles that are just the name of a celebrity in all caps. they just put me in a bad mood.
― the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link
i think a bunch of those happened on one afternoon where an extended celebrity discussion took place on several threads. i feel partially responsible.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link