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ROFFLE

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:51 (nineteen years ago) link

From a "hilarious" old ile meta fight thread:

People on ILX seem to forget, or just don't agree with, the fact that being a cunt on a message board DOES mean people will think you're a cunt even if you're Mother fucking Theresa in real life. If trife wants to insult people for no better reason than it gives his shitty little existence some kind of focus, then he's welcome to masturbate furiously over the inevitable replies if that's what does it for him.
-- Mark C (boyincorduro...), September 19th, 2003 7:54 AM. (Mark C)

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ladies and gentleman i give you...irony
-- ... (charltonlid...), September 19th, 2003 8:23 AM. (gareth)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.

Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 20th, 2005 10:57 AM.

― Amon (eman), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 16:29 (nineteen years ago) link

AAAAAAAARGGGH

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

JESUS CHRIST

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

bad thread to click on when I'm trying to EAT

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

ARGH!!!!! What is that from?

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

it's taken from some ILE thread on licking your fingers after eating crackers or something. i was so disgusted by that post but couldn't think of how to reply so i put it here for posterity. what a dirtbagh.

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link

god, out of all the ridiculous shit he's said, the pringles thing is the fucking worst

― MURDERBALL OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.glastonberrygrove.net/mythos/images/garmonbz.gif

― MURDERBALL OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:53 (nineteen years ago) link

"You waste. You little man."

indeed.

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Pringles thing sounds kinda cool.

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Sucking your fingers after eating crisps C/D

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I like to chew up food items and then spit them into other food items, which I then eat. If you don't do this, then you're a tiresome little man. Enjoy living in ignorance and waste, you scumbag.

― gargleby (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm roffling, dean!

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

héhé , was it Rousseau or Fourrier that proposed that kids should be put in charge of collecting garbage in the cities, since they are naturally drawn to play with trash?

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 21 April 2005 04:44 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.garbage-house.com/blogimages/article2799.jpg

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 21 April 2005 04:56 (nineteen years ago) link

rofls!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 21 April 2005 07:05 (nineteen years ago) link

was it Rousseau or Fourrier

you tell me, smartypants.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 21 April 2005 10:36 (nineteen years ago) link

searching for this is, I am afraid, is the intellectual equivalent of a "google whack". what book do I have that contains a reference to that obscure idea? oh life goes on

np that one version of _The Modern Dance_ played live at some concert tchi tchi t'chah ah haha mmh hmm wwwwo! ho! hooo!

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 21 April 2005 12:34 (nineteen years ago) link

im robbling at dean's creamed corn pic

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I am/was/saw Windom Earle

― efil4zelffor (deangulberry), Friday, 22 April 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree. That terrible, terrible cunt. I'm glad he's dead.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), March 30th, 2005.

you hit a nerve because you hate yourself and all of us. You are speaking obscenely offensive shit about a woman who is truly, genuinely evil and you seem to enjoy it. That makes you worse than her. You fucking clueless loser.

p.s. SARCASM JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT, GIVE IT UP BOY
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), October 29th, 2004.

No it wasn't. You're a dick, he's a cunt - get mutual, yo.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), January 27th, 2004.

Vernon Kaye isn't fit to suck the cock of Hitler's rancid corpse. The only person worse than him in the whole world is that desperate June cunt.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), August 9th, 2004.

― efil4zelffor (deangulberry), Friday, 22 April 2005 05:05 (nineteen years ago) link

get mutual!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 April 2005 05:10 (nineteen years ago) link

dean yr new name rules

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 22 April 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link

well, he might be right about vernon kaye and june!

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 22 April 2005 07:31 (nineteen years ago) link

face it, Mark C is way better than Diouf

― $V£N! (blueski), Friday, 22 April 2005 14:03 (nineteen years ago) link

no one is better than dioufy, soft lad

markelby is going to be in ny next week, i wonder if he will meet his admirers

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 22 April 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I wonder if at a fap he'll drink some beer, swish it around in his mouth, and then expell it into another beer and drink the wondrous concoction.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 22 April 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

STOP THAT

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 April 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

he's going to be in NY? I thought it was stevem, in NY.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Friday, 22 April 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

that pringles bit makes me retch every time

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 22 April 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

i think hes there too? its on a thread i just saw.

i was going to be in nyc again next weekend, possibly, but it looks like stockholm & leeds now instead

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 22 April 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

adam are you alive? I am worried...
-- jocelyn (nalra...), April 27th, 2005 12:01 PM. (Jocelyn) (later) (link)

he just posted on the noize board, i think
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), April 27th, 2005 12:05 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

So he's alive, but has become a retard?
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 27th, 2005 12:36 PM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

You waste. You little man.

He uses internet speak like he's a supervillain, monologuing at the hero who is captured in an easily escapable manner.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

That one's actually pretty funny... (xp)

― rogers broseph (deangulberry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

bing, bing, ickle ting, illy illy illy wee. Sickle ting, sickle ting. hmmmmmm - umpa umpa umpa, I smell the blood of the tricoteuses. Pickety, pickety, pickety pick. Silling silling teuring, ring cycle burning ring. Ting ta ta ting ta ta flippety flip, burnstein bickle ickle bardin's percheron. Singly, doubly, Mishima's double. It's a wonderful thing. Trippety drippety humphrey plugg. Come hither, thither, zither, alliteration bad sad, crade. Not the slightest tremor of forgery. Not the sarin attacks. Not the blue period, blue blood. Not Blériot. Not Eden. Not the smiling face of Lady Otteline. Not a charming quark. Not Saint-Laurent-du-Maroni. Not exile, not the islands, not Ethiopia nor the bruise-blue rainclouds, rolling and swirling like ocean waves.

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Monday, 9 May 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

"Dick off, dick"?!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 9 May 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

"zero tolerance"

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Personal thread

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 16 May 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think this should count. it's mostly copying and pasting things he's already said; they're just conveniently compiled here for our perusal. you waste, you little man.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 16 May 2005 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Markleby won me in an ebay auction. no lie.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 16 May 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Markleby was his usual penisbreath self to Vik the other day but i can't find it now.

― charleston charge (chaki), Monday, 16 May 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

what was he doing reading the noize board anyway.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 16 May 2005 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

BACK OFF HATAZ

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/bearhug.jpg

― $V£N! (blueski), Monday, 16 May 2005 22:20 (nineteen years ago) link

nice, that bear is eating him!

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 16 May 2005 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link

REGARDS,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT BEARS

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 16 May 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

the bear: "I'd also chew up a couple of people and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact people."

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 16 May 2005 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link

haha it's still not as gross!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 16 May 2005 23:11 (nineteen years ago) link

What do you reckon my signed original Tigermilk would go for nowadays? (serious question)
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 16th, 2005 4:27 AM. (Mark C) (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 16 May 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link

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