― Michael J McGonigal (mike mcgonigal), Sunday, 14 January 2007 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco otm (nabisco), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link
why are you sitting around making out with chicks while pondering the significance of personal non-events that occurred years earlier? shouldn't you be paying better attention? this question has been bothering me for three minutes tho less of a burning question than "omfg why is louis using the word 'courting'".
not meant as a dig, i like u and all but it's weirding me out,xoally
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link
I wasn't "pondering," or anything -- we were just sitting in her dorm going through the usual pre-making-out flow of things, and I was thinking "great, we are both definitely prepping to make out," and then there was this brief realization: "Oh man, that's exactly what Julie did at her house that one time, I can't believe I didn't pick up on it." It wasn't until later that I actually thought back over the age-16/17 Julie incident and sat around laughing at all the obvious cues I'd missed.
(Also the Julie incident had always confused me, because she had taken me back to her house, and then we hung out for a while, and then suddenly she seemed really frustrated and angry and said "fine, I'll give you a ride back to town" -- I'd never understood why she was annoyed until I realized I was SO OBLIVIOUS to the invitations, and she was probably feeling really rejected.)
(Also she was like 27 or something and I was in high school, so possibly the "rejection" stung more? Though the age difference was half of why it never occurred to me that she'd be coming on to me. And if you're 27 and trying to get with high school boys, c'mon, make the first move.)
Best,Nabisco
― nabisco otm (nabisco), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco otm (nabisco), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link
This happened to me once when I was 22, at this friend's apartment. I had a total crush on her, but we'd been friends for several years, and it just seemed too weird to make a move, even if it was perfect in so many ways: we were sitting very close on her futon, her roommate was out of town, and she was the one who initiated the photo-album scenario (or was it a dictionary? "let's look up funny words" -- anyway). I still kick myself for not just saying "what the hell" and going through with it, especially since several months later she started dating someone to whom she's now married.
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― ‘•’u (gear), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link
how do you get rid of mice in your house?
love,
grady
― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link
Gear, I came across that "fuck-want" here before seeing the original come from Beales, so I spent the past fifteen minutes thinking you were REALLY GROSS as opposed to REALLY FUNNY.
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― ‘•’u (gear), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link
dude wtf
ps i think you should be more creepy
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link
duh!!
― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link
haha
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link
AWKWARD.
― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link
HA HA HA HA
― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link
During the anal sex scene he apparently yelled "WHAT THE HELL KIND OF MOVIE HAVE YOU TAKEN ME TO"
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link
Yeah. He sounds like a Yankee. Tripped us out too.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 21 February 2008 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
hearing jon's posts in jon's actual voice is always good for a chuckle
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 February 2008 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
hearing dr morbius shout the chorus of "Gay Bar" is another thing that I will probably never forget
I apologize in advance for this possible slur, but I read all of Morbius' posts in a Paul Lynde voice.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 21 February 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
You missed the Youtube video of me being racist and dancing to eurotrance huh?>
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 21 February 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
ha. you mean this one? http://youtube.com/watch?v=WdHB3fY1nVw
― jaxon, Thursday, 21 February 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
tehresa (1 week ago) i can't believe you uploaded this.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 21 February 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link
no, I'm not racist in that one!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 21 February 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I couldn't hear what was being said, but only "I hope the sound isn't turned on!"
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 21 February 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Is ‘knowingness’ a real word? Spell checker kinda freaking out on it, saying it doesn’t exist.
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Monday, 10 May 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm not nabisco, but i'm pretty sure it is
― horseshoe, Monday, 10 May 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link
dear nabisco, a friend of mine teaches at a local college and got a last minute assignment to a "critical thinking and popular culture" class. it is 2010, do you have any ideas for articles/books/etc he could include? maybe a case study on tv shows within tv shows?
― emotional radiohead whatever (Jordan), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe use this? http://agrammar.tumblr.com/ask
― jaymc, Thursday, 26 August 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
I only just noticed this, but I will think about it!
― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Saturday, 28 August 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Congrats are in order!
― jaymc, Monday, 27 September 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
wow. awesome!
― dmr, Monday, 27 September 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
hi 5s
― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
That's super cool & super deserved!
― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Monday, 27 September 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link
AMAZING! yaaaaaaaaaaay congrats!!!
― horseshoe, Monday, 27 September 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link
congrats nabisco! looking forward to reading lots more of you.
― ♫ Ba-sic space, o-pen air ♪ (sic), Monday, 27 September 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link
this doesnt mean the end of his pfork column does it? cos i likes reading that
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link
holy fuckbuckets! congrats!!
― If Airplanes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport (s1ocki), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
wowowww! :D
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link
good work, nitsuh!
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
many many many congrats, well done, super happy for him :) :) <3
― i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link
that's awesome. congrats, dude.
― jeff, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 07:34 (fourteen years ago) link
just reread this via maxs recommend on gawker http://agrammar.tumblr.com/post/359990238/the-rules-of-the-game-a-fuller-thought-on-j-hopper and its sweet that nabisco is writing for nymag now and his reviews are typically brilliant but you know really he should be in the nytimes opinion section telling people what to think abt life - its not an unreasonable expectation
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 1 January 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
come back to ilx, nabs -- we need you now more than ever!
― markers, Saturday, 1 January 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.allanjosephbatac.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/princess-leia.jpg
― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 January 2011 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link
― ice cr?m, Saturday, January 1, 2011 12:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Strangely, I just read this piece because a friend posted it on facebook. Only after I finished the whole thing, nodding to myself the entire time how OTM* it was, did I realize it was from 2010, and only after that did I realize it was by Nabisco.
*OTM isn't even really an adequate term honestly, because it implies "this is shit I already thought but hadn't put into words this well" and I think this piece goes way beyond just stating well what I already thought.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link
nabisco's point that the tumblrers whoops i mean "the game" players tend to use the people in their stories more as props than actual people strikes me as v right
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
If nabisco would be still active here, most other posters could shut up.
― Skatalite of Dub (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link
you're at least half right
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
he posted today fyi, break out your commemorative otms
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link
*scoops noodle*
― am0n, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
^love that place
― From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
so sad he keeps talking about The Game but never actually references the rapper
― mh, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link
but you know really he should be in the nytimes opinion section telling people what to think abt life - its not an unreasonable expectation
please god let this happen
― flopson, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link
You guys are gonna take life advice from a cookie?
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link
i always liked that nabisco would have the dense intellectually rigorous multiple paragraph posts but would also bust out the zings and hardman styles as well. a complete artist.
― slam dunk, Thursday, 5 December 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
nabisco is not a cookie, you twit. nabisco is the national biscuit corporation, you fool, and is worth more than 20,000 of you put together (considering just the capital assets alone).
― Aimless, Thursday, 5 December 2013 03:03 (ten years ago) link
considering just the number of cookies
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 December 2013 03:15 (ten years ago) link