stalking list, summer 2007

is it wrong if i install a gps tracker on the empanada man y/n

-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 2:32 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
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THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO LIVE BLOG **EVERYTHING**

no champagne as beers counts as MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT.

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too many xposts to figure out

champagne OF beers. but that typo is pretty telling.

stalking the new unadvertised bar below our restaurant district that's really only meant for other bartenders and such

they have coors, bud, pbr on tap... nothing else I think

u guys are full of horny

Aren't you married? If "y", shut the hell up.

laurel otm

the horny is actually spilling over

balls are so blue they're black

haha laurel i love yr sass today

btw guys did i mention that i was recently a REBOUND unknowingly

well, i figured it out eventually obviously

namely when, on the fourth or fifth date, she started unloading on me in the cab about her asshole boyfriend of two years which she recently dumped

yikes!

but at least you got laid, right?

Aren't you married? If "y", shut the hell up.

-- Laurel, Monday, July 2, 2007 6:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

OUCH

;___;

naturally after dropping her off at home i went straight to the bar and drank myself unconscious

which is typical, obviously, but at least i had a reason that night

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yes.

was this a turn-off? I mean, I would not at all mind being a rebound right now

by the way now BACK with her asshole ex-bf. i know this because they were at MY bar the other night.

thanks smalltimore!

xpost: getting dumped on by crazy women who are still hung up on their abusive exes is generally a turnoff, yes

wait do i have to shut the hell up too ;_;

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oh damn people need to learn to stay out of others' territory!
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^ sexual tension

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(add as many x's as you want and it still holds)

getting dumped on by crazy women who are still hung up on their abusive exes is generally a turnoff, yes

Uh yeah, I think this mopey guy who hangs around the bar I go to (and is now dating some crazy girl who dumped my friend. said friend is now dating my sister, but that's another story) might have been abused in such a way by a girl I dated. Like, she was hung up on me and used him.

there are smaller towns than baltimore

oh no doubt

keep in mind i used to live in the PA suburbs and OLYMPIA omg wtf lol

Anyone who knows self to be loved and adored and who gets smooches regularly from adoring partner cd maybe start own thread about awesomeness vs frustratingness of LTRs and leave us to our stalking of the celery at midnight.

there are smaller towns than baltimore

I thought I had a movie-level awkward moment when I was with new girl the other day and ex-fiance + dude I hate walked by, but it turns out they didn't notice us.

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ahh wonderful anonymous new york where i go years without running into exes (and when i do i can reasonably pretend to not see them and cross the street or something)

LOL OMG WE ARE A WB DRAMA

ONLY REVEREND CAMDEN CAN SAVE US NOW

- mailwoman bringing me tex avery droopy box set

- mr chen's organic chinese cuisine delivery dude

- various interns

I MEAN, UH

yes, maybe there is something to be said for switching neighborhoods with the seasons...
xp to linds

is there yet a thread dedicated to our favorite 7th heaven moments?

you should start one

remember the crazy alcoholic aunt?

i basically bonded with one girlfriend over the "mary gets shipped off to the colonel's for bad behavior" plotline

seventh heaven???

guys srsly?

i know i've pointed this out before but it terrifies me that seventh heaven has outlasted every adult relationship i've ever had

maybe those christians have the right idea

r.i.p. 18 year old jessica biel before you turned into a muscley robot

dude that show is THE BEST. my favorite is the one where some kids are sniffing glue. also the one where matt meets his jewish wife.

I think some other department here has interns but NO NO NO

There are maybe a couple dozen women under 35 around this company, of which maybe 3 aren't married

one of those girls I want to talk is probably from my friend's sister's bible study group or some shit. secret 7th heaven connection?

talk = stalk, obv