COVID-77

Shit thread about COVID-19. Post irrelevant shit here without worry that you're going to post a dumb gif ten seconds after someone announces their grandmother just died of the virus.

YEs, I know this is the Noise board, and not the other one.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxvgUBp4YPA

Best COVID-19 thread ever.

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Tough break for Fleetwood Mac pic.twitter.com/bySU6BBg3d

— Tom Rainey (@TomRaineyy) March 21, 2020

i really appreciate this guy's commitment to the performance, feel like i'm watching brando in the 50s

Day 6 of quarantine pic.twitter.com/AYhps3JoR5

— ant-honey (@aanthonyy07) March 21, 2020

Holy crap at that last one! He nailed it!

Thread continues to deliver.

I was re-watching In Bed with Chris Needham on youtube and saw this comment left by Chris himself

Official Chris Needham
3 days ago
For you very few fans of my diary,self isolating during the current medical crisis and watching this to pass the time...I have great news...once all this is dealt with it's the introvert outcasts and the freaks like you and me who are going to inherit what's left of the world...we've been fighting our fight for decades..we can survive being alone regards society because we always have been. We're self trained soldiers of metal who have been scorned and rejected by the mainstream who have survived the pressure of being outcast,so staying in and apart from other people during the Covid19 is going to be an absolute doddle for us. Celebrate my friends. Be joyous and happy because we are the ones who will survive to inherit the earth and rebuild it better in our way.....and to paraphrase a little classic Anthrax: "Disease! Disease! Spreading the disease! With some help from CoroVee we'll bring the world down to it's knees!"😈☺ \m/. Stay safe. Stay Metal my friends. See you on the other side.😉\m/

I say this as someone who is also a little "social distant" even in normal times, but I'm about ready for introverts to stfu about being so introverted.

same

This is normal for me!

I say this as someone who is also a little "social distant" even in normal times, but I'm about ready for introverts to stfu about being so introverted.

In the category of stupidly inappropriate adverts.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/tr6i3ebdtd0lhgl/File%202020-03-22%2019%2057%2004.jpeg?raw=1

In the category of stupidly inappropriate adverts.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/tr6i3ebdtd0lhgl/File%202020-03-22%2019%2057%2004.jpeg?raw=1

Sure I am an introvert by any definition, but when I see "The greatest thing about being an introvert in your 30s is cancelling social engagements and staying at home!!!" or w/e I just want to tell them "this isn't really so much about you being an introvert, it's more about you being a shitty friend"

Forgetting to attend your best friend’s wedding is self-care

Those paddle people do seem to be 6 ft apart tho'.

PM of Slovakia making social distance cool again.

https://i.imgur.com/v568Pzl.jpg

Sorry, president of Slovakia. I get those two roles confused sometimes.

I think I've seen promos for that movie
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Sure I am an introvert by any definition, but when I see "The greatest thing about being an introvert in your 30s is cancelling social engagements and staying at home!!!" or w/e I just want to tell them "this isn't really so much about you being an introvert, it's more about you being a shitty friend"

Forgetting to attend your best friend’s wedding is self-care

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Folks, in all seriousness, keep your distance or Hillary will be right- pic.twitter.com/8OHu0MojyH

— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) March 22, 2020

We get it, Europe, you all have BALCONIES.

— Ally Hord (@hordie) March 15, 2020

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https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20200319/p2a/00m/0na/006000c

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therapist: ill-fitting suit chicago mayor isn’t real, she can’t hurt you

i’ll-fitting suit chicago mayor: pic.twitter.com/BuI7igP7wA

— maybe: anna (@hostarastrology) March 21, 2020

I can’t stop laughing at this pic.twitter.com/DpdHtov4IR

— grant 🧔🏻 stay home pls (@urdadssidepiece) March 21, 2020

lol

i am that cat when i'm at work goofing off on ilx and suddenly someone wearing a tie taps me on the shoulder

activate hissing machine

counter: activate fresh tuna can amnesia device

Summer 2019: big bag of cans with the lads

Summer 2020: big bag of can't with the lads

— Michael Docherty (@maybeavalon) March 23, 2020

You sure this isn’t staged? Nobody else around, no security staff, and whoever is filming is managing to get all the angles https://t.co/RpqDxIUZOv

— Edwina Currie (@Edwina_Currie) March 23, 2020

covid-19 in the usa through 3/7: 353 cases, 19 deaths

since: 42,399 cases, 497 deaths

conclusion: daylight savings kills

Omg that Edwina Currie tweet has cheered me right up

Außer in Italien und Südkorea scheint den Hamsterkäufern derzeit Klopapier wichtiger zu sein, als Nudeln. Hier die Verkaufszahlen pro Kopf in Kilo gerechnet. Und in welchem Land wird am meisten Toilettenpapier gekauft? #corona #coronavirus #hamsterkauf #nudeln #pasta #klopapier pic.twitter.com/2p9BOWybiT

— Allgemeine Zeitung (@aznachrichten) March 24, 2020

"NOTICE: Midnight porn-watching neighbor: Please delete our bluetooth speaker from your phone. Here are the instructions..." pic.twitter.com/znBAkiqU2l

— Tanner Brown (@luoshanji) March 21, 2020

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Dutch interpreter translates "stop stockpiling."

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In case anyone was wondering, the italics tags work just fine here.

First time she's been on t'telly w/ every important press co's and she's stolen our hearts and minds. I love her.

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#StayHomeNZ pic.twitter.com/T1EilIm9f2

— New Zealand Police (@nzpolice) March 25, 2020

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(Ouch!)

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pplains dayum

god's work

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rip to a real one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abczQ2fTdqw

Kinda hesitated before posting this one but its crassness is on point imo:

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Haa, never noticed the IRL umbrella logo before.

Which is, of course, the Travelers' Insurance logo.

When I come across mention of "the lockdown" my first impulse now is to check if I'm reading an old article or a recording from months ago. In what sense is there a fucking lockdown?

There seem to be more people on the streets than I've every seen. And a good third seem to be on rolling contraptions. What is this, Chorlton and the fucking wheelies? Even children used to walk somwtimes, I'm sure I remember that being the case.

I don't mean to judge, but it's stressful - even the ones not trundling uncontrollably seem to be driven by some weird compulsion to lurch towards me even when just moments previously they were standing still. Am I simply irresistible?

every hangout in 2020 pic.twitter.com/CJVsm3ilaP

— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) August 30, 2020

funny but i want to murder him for not redubbing the audio / using a better mic

Thought was an intentional part of the bit, or are you making a joke?

i assumed because it was outside in a park it was about in-person hangouts

even if it is part of the joke, it's tough to listen to

I don’t think it’s about in-person hangouts

why would you wear your neck gaiter to a zoom chat?

Not wearing it to the chat, wearing it to be in the park

Maybe you are right, but it kind of reminds me of stuff I have seen on quite a few Zoom meetings.

sorry about the wind, this was shot in the great outdoors on the pinnacle of filmmaking technology (an iPhone 8)

— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) August 31, 2020

I think it’s about in-person because why else would he be in a park, and “same place 100 times this summer.”

hi Je55e!

Hi! (This is what brings me back?)

Sometimes people just want to get out of the house or, more importantly, get away from their roommates or significant others. But yeah, "same place" implies in-person, you are correct.

That’s been my summer. Basically 2 places on repeat all summer. Fortunately one of them has been Lake Michigan, which I never get tired of, even with the beaches closed.

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i would do anything

Very moving image

ICYMI - Guy has been an absolute saint through all of this:

https://time.com/5853566/guy-fieri-restaurant-workers/

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their president got covid, and conservative anti-maskers still believe this shit??? pic.twitter.com/jCq6h2dpH1

— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) October 8, 2020

(it's v. good, keep watching)

lol good to see Jeremy, he was Twitter-banned for a while

this is the saddest shit ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPn6fT6BrcQ

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That's actually funny

heehee

facts

still thinking about the guy fieri pic

‘Tell The World I Also Had Asthma,’ Conservative Begs Doctor Before Dying Of Coronavirus https://t.co/uQ5QpeNSg1 pic.twitter.com/d9nimmoLuU

— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 29, 2020

lol

lmao

Haha

https://www.reddit.com/r/guitarpedals/comments/kpgyj1/people_are_sharing_an_image_of_the_circuits_of_a/

Vaccines are metal as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEv33zaeB4c

thanking u for that video, snoball

lol yes.

someone in quebec blasted the purge music right at the 8 p.m. curfew 💀 pic.twitter.com/wDF0pmqZTE

— Alex Migdal (@alexem) January 10, 2021

"moments when you're sure all of civilization has become fan service"

I love capitalism. I think it rocks. pic.twitter.com/hoSH5OYSVK

— Diego Lopez (@thisdiegolopez) April 1, 2021

Selling Tupac t-shirts.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/09/pandemic-nostalgia-tiktok/620230/

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