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so my bro stephen is 14-years-old and my parents are crazy protective of him, to the point that they have a filter on the tv that censors out any curse words and instead replaces the curse word with something else via closed captioning. only the thing is really really overzealous, to the point that the word "sex" gets muted and replaced with "hugs." roffles.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

poor dude. have you snuck him into a strip club yet?

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

has anyone ever seen the edited-for-TV version of the big lebowski?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

wait, there's a difference b/n sex and hugs?!?

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

the upside of this: i now get to say to my gf in public "i want to hug the crud out of you" and no one notices! holla!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.uvm.edu/~cdci/pedilinks/gifs/hugs.jpg

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

HUG SOME KRUD

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

i was once in a thrift store in Va Beach when i was 15 and they had a caendy machine full of CRUDS candy.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

haha wait til he gets on LIVEJOURNAL

*hugs*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME AND HUG MYSELF TO SOME INTERNET SMUT

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

http://homepage.mac.com/ystrickler/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2005-01-03%2020.18.35%20-0800/Image-35B7E9305E0711D9.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

i already feel so bad for posting that

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

you should!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG DDB

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway...the BBC often changes MOTHERFUCKER to MONKEYFACE.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

MOTHER FATHER CHINESE DENTIST

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

In the Coen brothers film, The Big Lebowski, there's a scene where John Goodman's character is basically beating the caca out of a corvette, thinking the owner had done his character wrong. While he's destroying it, he shouts in the TV version, "This is what happens when you find someone in the Alps."

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha!

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

ID RATHER BE IN THE ALPS THAN FUCK SOMEONE IN THE ASS

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20050106/mdf814516.jpg
Owen, a one year-old baby Hippotamus gets close to his adopted 'mother', a giant male Aldabran tortoise at Kenya's Haller Park, January 6, 2004. The 120-year old giant tortoise living in the Kenyan sanctuary has become inseparable from the baby hippo rescued by game wardens, sanctuary officials said on Thursday. (Peter Greste/Reuters)

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i love the realistic hair on those balls
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), January 6th, 2005 3:45 PM. (mcutt) (link)

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:34 (nineteen years ago) link

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