"OTM" (Sung to the tune of that little ditty from close encounters of the third time)

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this is as good a place as any to note that all neighborhoodies models should take a bullet in the face

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...) (webmail), March 15th, 2005 3:13 PM. (miccio) (link)

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

DIE KREUZEN first LP
In the top 10 of American hardcore. Vinyl and insert are G/VG. In the afterlife, members of Die Kreuzen will feast on the still-living flesh of the members of “Mohinder” and “Braid”.

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

MacPheeters >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any "rock critic" x 1 BILLYUN.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

otm. mint.
m.

― msp (msp), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

even the fat one?

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to sample the melody from Close Encounters of the Third Kind....

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Get that one crank call tape!!!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/chris/ad/neighborhoodiesmarchsquare2.gif

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Saturday, 19 March 2005 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

OK jizzbingers,
Firstly I said it was 'talking over BEATS'. Obviously Crosstown Traffic isn't the first record to have talking on it you dumb motherfuckers, what do you take me for? A fucking imbecile? CT is talking over beats, and the beats Mitch Mitchell makes are a hell of a lot more similar to the breakbeats hip-hop uses than anything suggested above. Still, thanks for the obscure reccomendations (not Dylan obv before someone flips) and spoddy one-upmanship, much appreciated.
Secondly - I am not a 'dude'. I am British.
THirdly - the notion that anyone could talk about hip-hop's beginnings without mentioning the Watts Prophets or Last Poets is preposterous - the point of the review was to point out the ephemerality of genre cut off points and the way we can make up our own pop historical landscape and call it gospel anywhichway we like.
Yes, I am the most rockcentric writer on earth, that IS true. Yes, I can't talk about hip-hop without talking about rock music. Check my book on rap - 140 pages of nothing but reference to the Eagles and Steppenwolf. Sheesh.

-- Neil Kulkarni (moonbear6...) (webmail), March 22nd, 2005 11:29 AM. (link)

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I know that dude.

― Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Grime is irrelevent to the cultural experience of most americans, let alone most citizens of the world.

-- BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (j()nathan.william$@geeMaleDotCom) (webmail), March 28th, 2005 7:15 PM. (ex machina) (link)

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Sunday, 27 March 2005 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

everything is irrelevant beyond one mile from where you are.

― jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 27 March 2005 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck you ken c you urkel looking bitch-ass pussy. take some more pictures of yourself in your jackedup pants some more.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), March 28th, 2005 12:49 PM. (hstencil) (link) (admin)

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Monday, 28 March 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, for starters, if she was French, then she'd be called un légume.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), March 28th, 2005 5:27 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (link)

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Monday, 28 March 2005 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

what was jorel's thing in response to? anything specific?

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Monday, 28 March 2005 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

dude was rude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, that's his gimmick. what'd he do that sparked that comment?

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ken c's such a little pussy. I'd love to kick his richboy belle and sebastian weinerlovin' ass

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i used to have a close encounters of the third kind lunchbox as a li'l shit. also i found a record in thrift stoer of the soundtrack play by moog orchestra!

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

when i was a sprout, i saw the first 5 or 10 minutes of ceottk... it frightened the hell out of me. i never got to see the kid come back and stuff. so that note pattern and anything like it used to FREAK ME OUT. i think entertainment tonight or nbc used to play some notes like it. dude, i'd be like running away screaming.. aliens! aliens! waaaah!
m.

― msp (msp), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't know if it's up to a british dude on a message board to decide what is and isn't hip hop.

-- ()ops ([email protected]) (webmail), March 30th, 2005 5:36 PM. (()()ps) (later) (link)

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

hate to say it, but it's been buggin me:
the theme from close encounters has five notes.
http://www.theastrocowboy.com/Mlist/close.gif

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

What's Richard Dreyfuss doing in my living room?
"OTFUCKINGM"
There: it's fixed.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"this means something, this is important"

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Grime is irrelevent to the cultural experience of most americans, let alone most citizens of the world.

Jon, that's a bit rich considering you probably do daily pushups to Merzbow.

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't listened to Merzbow in weeks.

I have NEVER heard Dizzee or any grime played at ANY party on campus ever. I have heard reggaeton though!

NO ONE IN THE USA LIKES GRIME BUT SAD ROCK CRIT NERDS AND LAME ANGLOPHILES

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon, that's a bit rich considering you probably do daily pushups to Merzbow.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i have heard dizzee and other grime at lots of parties, sorry.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought you lived in canada?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i do, hence the 'sorry'.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

you should be sorry because canada or "colder england" as i like to call it doesn't count.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

if you keep striking out with chicks, you may have to reinstate it!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ouch.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought the land was cold, not the people

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

the sensitive savagery of stencil strikes (not once but twice)

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

three times a lady

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

GRIME IS NOT POPULAR IS THE UNITED STATES.

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It's only popular with indie kids and people who pretend they're not indie kids.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

haha jon who's being willfully obtuse now? nobody said it was popular!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd wager that Noise is more popular in the states than Grime, based on genre total record sales and show attendance.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Matador Records has 1 Grime artist and 0 Noise artists.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Matmos noise?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

matador has none, dizzee ain't on anymore.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

grime is a dead end:

http://www.a-human-right.com/RKBA/dodo.jpg

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, last time I was in the UK, nobody had heard of grime and you could hardly buy it anywhere. This hasn't changed much.

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop reading ILM and go out and travel and experience things.

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

BE ONE HIPPY

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm making you all UK Garage mixes right now.

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

thank you, Berkeley.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)