Are Beards Noise?

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Me thinks yes.....

― rsg (crablangoon), Thursday, 17 March 2005 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

F YOU ARE THE LEAD SINGER OF LUNGFISH and DON'T GET C ON YOUR B.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Thursday, 17 March 2005 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.blastitude.com/nnck27.jpg

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Thursday, 17 March 2005 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

keef!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 March 2005 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i wish that jpg was scratch-n-sniff....that dood is a stinker!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 17 March 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Hunter S. Oldham

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 17 March 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

he's quite the ladies man.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 March 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

POST SEXYDANCER PASSPORT PHOTO PLZ

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 17 March 2005 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.art-ificial.com/indie/beardo.jpg

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Thursday, 17 March 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I GOT ENOUGH FUKIN TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS 4BILLION TIMES!

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Thursday, 17 March 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hempembassy.net/ganjafaeries/sydmg2002/images/gf83.jpg

― kephm (kephm), Thursday, 17 March 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.zap2it.com/20040706/dodgeballpr/023_dannymasterson_dodgeballpr_copy.jpg

― charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 17 March 2005 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, i saw that dude w/Bijou Phillips at that coffeshop near the freeway in LA (i think it's called the 101. damn good place). the wife really likes him. bijou looked like a wacked out hippy.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.maroon5.com/images/band.jpg

― charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

PASSPORT TO NOISE:
http://excepter.com/presspics/sexypp.jpg

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Friday, 18 March 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.art-ificial.com/indie/adam.jpg

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFLMAO

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 18 March 2005 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

DEPENDS.

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 18 March 2005 07:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Jack Cole has a very nice beard going right now FYI>

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 18 March 2005 07:23 (twenty-one years ago)

the beard, as usual, won't come off until the beginning of summer. i would like to think i'm cultivating a lazy jim bridger look minus the fur trapping and angry mormons.

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 18 March 2005 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://photos7.flickr.com/6766685_b3ddff6321.jpg

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Friday, 18 March 2005 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.flat222.org/mac/rasputin/lq_g_recovery.jpg

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Friday, 18 March 2005 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I see. I used to have a beard. I have one picture of me with the beard and I'm poking a sleeping cat with a stick.

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

tweeter:
http://www.shapeshifting.org/images/sb.jpg
vs
woofer:
http://www.shapeshifting.org/images/bb.jpg
m.

― msp (msp), Saturday, 19 March 2005 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.urbanimage.tv/thumbnails/rx043_ab_y.jpg

― amon (eman), Saturday, 19 March 2005 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.odensebib.dk/upload/torben_ulrich.gif

― rsg (crablangoon), Sunday, 20 March 2005 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dropd.com/issue/85/JesusLizard/yow4.jpg

― rsg (crablangoon), Sunday, 20 March 2005 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm currently in self-doubt phase of beard-growth. Someone convince me yes or no ??

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Sunday, 20 March 2005 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

jaXon and rasputin only

otherwise, no

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 21 March 2005 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

jaxon asked robert wyatt and he says yes!

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/thebunnybrains/mcvc.jpg

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Monday, 21 March 2005 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.autographseek.com/images/Mick%20Fleetwood.jpg
http://www.fleetwoodmac.net/penguin/mick1b.jpg http://www.fleetwoodmac.net/penguin/mick1b.jpg http://www.fleetwoodmac.net/penguin/mick1b.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 21 March 2005 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

beards are for indie fuxx and devendras.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 21 March 2005 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that a Sparks penis pump?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 21 March 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

yes

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

gaygax gave it to me

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

along with crabs.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"beards are for indie fuxx and devendras"

eh... what about bearded ladies tho duder than thou?
m.

― msp (msp), Monday, 21 March 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

how often do most of you guys shave anyways? i usually have a trimmed chinstrap goatee/beard thing (not like that photo upthread), but i rarely shave more than twice a month if that.

also, is that an actual picture of dan bunnybrain?

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i usually have a lazy beard that goes about... a month? two months? and then i get grossed by it's general interference and buzz it off. that's lately. i have had periods of shaving every day. it sort of depends on the work atmosphere. i work from my house now, so i could theoretically not shower or change clothes for days if i felt particularly strong about it.
m.

― msp (msp), Monday, 21 March 2005 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Every weekday or every day.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i shave about every week because it is the winter time and i do not shave in the winter time for some reason. i shave much more frequently during the spring, summer and fall.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 21 March 2005 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I NEED HONEST OPINIONS
ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/ryanryanryan/rock%20quarry/IM000720.jpg

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you write for Pitchfork?

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...

I still haven't really got the hang of trimming my beard. Plus my trimmer is cheap and sprays hairs all over the place.

Anyway, today I trimmed two huge bald patches into the left side of my face (the hardest part to trim) and now I look ridiculous. But I'm going to walk around like this anyway, and whoever wants to fuck with me can take their chances.

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:01 (twenty years ago)

beard.jpg

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:19 (twenty years ago)

i trimmed mine to a reasonable length on sunday. it was getting out of hand.

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Yesterday a bearded man came up to me in the kitchen at work, gave me a conspiratorial nod and said "Soooooooooooooooo, got tired of running a COLD BLADE over yer face every mornin'?". I knew it was time to trim.

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

adam, it takes practice. you'll get better.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

this cold air has a way with my skin...im considering bringin my beard back....

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

adam, it takes practice. you'll get better.

Really? my bathroom mirror is tiny (as is my bathroom) and I use the little comb with my trimmer. I'm right-handed so the left side of my face either looks all fucked up and patchy or just hairy, depending on how much effort I put in. Maybe I just need a less cheap trimmer.

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)

i have a cheap trimmer, and i have gotten better with time. also helps maybe, if you're still not comfortable, going with a less-short setting.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:18 (twenty years ago)

fucking beardos

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (twenty years ago)

bearded weirdos

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.parlorcity.com/secop/lev2.jpg http://www.parlorcity.com/secop/lev2.jpg http://www.parlorcity.com/secop/lev2.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:36 (twenty years ago)

T - 76 Days until mine is tentatively scheduled to come off. I will have had it for three years.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

I got a new electric shaver from my folks for xmas, except my hint about getting one of the three circles type shavers went unheard, so I got another of the horizontal blade models. It's all pinchy and shite and makes the burning hair badsmell. Are the circular ones much cop?

― Mestema (davidcorp), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

wait, you have a beard, adam?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

I have a beard now.

adam, no

-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), December 20th, 2005.

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

adamrl and the johnsons "i am a beard now"

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

with hand claps by devendra banhart and viking moses

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

i will not be in a band with adam.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:31 (twenty years ago)

really? why not?

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:32 (twenty years ago)

i don't do "brit-pop" or "grime."

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:33 (twenty years ago)

neither do I!

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)

you probably own more "brit-pop" records than I do

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

that is doubtful. very doubtful.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

unless you count the beatls, stones and troggs.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

I do.

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:39 (twenty years ago)

I own one Suede record, lots of Stones records. That's it.

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:39 (twenty years ago)

suede makes you lose, i think!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Suede aren't britop now, though. They're classic British rock, like the Kinks or Bolan.

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

but the stones and the beatles are not?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

yeah they aren to, I guess.

I don't know. I don't really know much about the beatles or the stones.

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Suede aren't britop now, though. They're classic British rock, like the Kinks or Bolan.
-- Serge Protecteur (adamr...), January 31st, 2006 1:42 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (userip)

so deserving of BANNING, right there.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Ban me then. I'd get more work done.

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

ohhh, its like two kittens trying to define yarn...

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:55 (twenty years ago)

These days I mostly listen to minimal house and asha bhosle and finnish tango, some abstract electronics too.

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Weekly Top Artists
Monday Jan 23 - Monday Jan 30
1
Chrome

14
2
The Rolling Stones

10
3
ASA-CHANG & 巡礼

9
4
Bohren & Der Club of Gore

8
4
Alex Chilton

8
6
Suede

7
7
Ludacris

6
8
Double Leopards

4
9
Gang Gang Dance

3
10
Wreckx-N-Effect

2

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:07 (twenty years ago)

and Wreckx-N-Effect

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

MUSTACHES ARE NOISE!

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Some DJ at a lame club night in boston played lady sov - yay!

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

― team jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 26 February 2006 07:39 (twenty years ago)

SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT JD TWITCH

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 26 February 2006 07:48 (twenty years ago)

i'm leaving in 15-20 minutes. shouldn't you be there too? you started that thread

― team jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 26 February 2006 07:59 (twenty years ago)

FUUUCK I AM TEACHING SEVEN HOURS OF SAT CLASSES TOMORROW AND TWO HOURS OF PRIVATE TUTORING IN CHEM

NO WEEKEND FOR ME THIS WEEKEND

(SCHEDULE GOT JUGGLED)

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 26 February 2006 08:11 (twenty years ago)

I HATE THE FUCKING WORLD LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CAKE

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 26 February 2006 08:12 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.dancewithshadows.com/society/images/tomcruise/tom-cruise-katie-holmes-3.jpg

― latebloomer: My Baby's A Labrador, He's Beautiful (latebloomer), Sunday, 26 February 2006 12:44 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/2313/moustaches7xp5db1te.gif

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Friday, 17 March 2006 22:31 (twenty years ago)

T - 30 days until my beard comes off after three years.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 March 2006 22:44 (twenty years ago)

i grew mine back (or rather did not bother to shave for a week)...i'm kinda ambivalent about it.

― latebloomer is a belly with a guy pierce in it (latebloomer), Friday, 17 March 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

You probably don't look like Geddy Lee and/or Ross Perot without it.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 March 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

six years pass...

attn: ian

Beard Beer

Newport, OR June 19th, 2012 – Columbus may have discovered America but Brewmaster John Maier has discovered a new wild yeast that was developed from his old growth beard.

In cooperation with White Labs, samples were collected from Rogue’s hopyard and sent to White Labs for culture and testing. Sadly all three samples proved incapable of producing a yeast suitable for brewing.

As a joke, nine beard follicles were carefully cut from the beard of Rogue Brewmaster John Maier. The follicles were placed in a petri dish and sent in for testing.

To the shock of the experts at White Labs, the beard samples had produced a yeast strain that was perfect for use in brewing. Additional testing was conducted and confirmed that the yeast strain was not Rogue’s yeast. White Labs’ Chris White said “we were shocked and thrilled with this remarkable discovery.

John has been growing his beard continuously since 1978 and he has claimed that he will never cut it off. When told of the discovery, John said simply “it was in front of me the whole time and it only took two centuries and five decades to grow.”

The beard yeast is currently being used in test brews to determine the perfect style & yeast combination. The beard beer, New Crustacean, will be released in early 2013. Rogue Ales and Spirits is dedicated to saving the terroir of Oregon hops, barley and rye, by growing our own, one acre at a time.

― omar little, Monday, 23 July 2012 02:55 (thirteen years ago)

amazing.
i will drink this beard beer.

― one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 23 July 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

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