Who wants chat?

helo
maxr 9:04pm

bo bo bo
matty 9:05pm

I'M 100% GAY
maxr 9:05pm

what the fuck is that all about
matty 9:05pm

hahaha
maxr 9:05pm

fagit
matty 9:06pm

i saw this woman's fanny and it looked a bit funny so now it's just boyz buttz 4 me
maxr 9:07pm

"black men are delicious"
maxr 9:07pm

mtv innit

wonder if thats on youtube
matty 9:07pm

lol u remember?
maxr 9:07pm

yeh
matty 9:08pm

hahaha classic tv, what was that on? i just remember us usign it as a catchphrase, i don't remember the actual show

my new status is gonna be "max thinks black men are delicious"
maxr 9:08pm

mtv sex special

it was before reality tv innit
matty 9:09pm

right

who said it?

jeremy?

lol
maxr 9:09pm

yeh
matty 9:09pm

"hey! free black men!"

might hook up with jeremy for a threesome with him and his sexy girlfriend

DAYUM SHE FINE
maxr 9:10pm

i wanna meet his girl and go
matty 9:10pm

?
maxr 9:10pm

how are you doing CHUNKO?!?!
matty 9:10pm

hahahahaha
maxr 9:11pm

you certainly are a chunky girl
matty 9:11pm

"if i'd known dis broad wuz comin, i woulda brought a harpoon!" in a rodney dangerfield voice
maxr 9:11pm

hahaha
matty 9:12pm

"ehhh you're alright!"
maxr 9:12pm

haha
matty 9:13pm

imagine jeremy giving her one from behind

like POW POW POW
maxr 9:13pm

break dat back

jeremy going down on her
matty 9:13pm

the look on his face like he's really loving it
maxr 9:13pm

THIS IS WICKED!!!
matty 9:13pm

hahahahhaa
maxr 9:13pm

THIS AINT A RAPEFEST!
matty 9:13pm

oh matty
maxr 9:14pm

proper big ginger minge
matty 9:14pm

you are a one
maxr 9:14pm

mingefest
matty 9:14pm

jeremy suffocating in that huge gunt
maxr 9:14pm

his whole head stuck up itr

ARRRRRRRRRRGH!

HEY THERES SOME FREE FOOD DOWN HERE!!
matty 9:15pm

imagine she picks him up in the car and he's just like "hey! can i have my money now? take me to hmv!"
maxr 9:16pm

FEED ME AND FUCK ME!!!
matty 9:16pm

BITCH!!!!

JUST LIKE MUMMY USED TO!!!!
maxr 9:16pm

:S
matty 9:16pm

hahaha
maxr 9:16pm

is she more annoying than mia?
matty 9:17pm

nah, nobody is! ho hoho
maxr 9:18pm

she certainly is a bitch
matty 9:18pm

thing is, nowadays i am smart enough just to avoid those types of woman. back when i met mia i felt like i had to talk to her out of politeness... you live and learn
maxr 9:19pm

yeh man ignore these bitches fuh reals
matty 9:20pm

cuz you know with those ugly self important mosher girls you are gonna be listenign to their bullshit and whining for hours, so you gotta bust a move swift
maxr 9:21pm

xactly
matty 9:22pm