JUMPING JACK CRACK, I GOT SUPERGLUEFINGER!!!

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It's complicated, but I was putting stickers on my friend's snowboard and they were REEAAALLY hype stickers so I wanted to make them last, by lightly gliding Crazy Glue down the sides of them. But I forgot to wear gloves (sitting right there on opposite side of fucking garage) and my left index, only my left index, is ARMORED by a good 10-20 mins spent on this absent-minded glue-gliding activity. There was black ink on the side of one of the stickers so NOW my finger looks like a smooth brackish jewel, SO hardcore. I'm typing more accurately than ever, though! Tomorrow I'm going to see how many other everyday tasks are improved with an armored index finger.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Not fucking around, my fingertip has the heft and solidity of haaaaard fibreglas. This is making me so confident for some reason. And free.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG now the shell, when pressedd straight from top to bottom, 'crumples" all these little fat glassy clefts of flesh peek out, and when you let go it just goes back to normal!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw fuck I tried to wash it and low it's crumbling like a leper. WEAKSAUCE

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

But tomorrow morning I'm gonna do it again - I wanna feel what a smoke feels like with icefinger, and then at school I'm going to lightly brush all KINDS of human neck with my cold, glassy-smooth finger! "ooohhwwHHHAAT the fuck was that?" "Touch of glass, beautiful!" "You're SUCH a geek! LoL!" "Yeah I know, but fuck me anyway!" "Haha, fuck off....muah" "Get that Value Village AIR KISS shit out my face bitch....lol jk muah!" GLUE FINGA IN THE AIR REVOLUTION COQ COQ

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, this has happent to me too. i love the crumbly feeling.

my GLASSES have this very same protective layer

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

This guy I was in this band with, he played the fuck out of his bass, he carried superglue in his bag for whenever he busted an open fingerwound...drip drip...SUPERFINGER.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

how long does it take spray paint to dry?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

we did this crazy ass scavenger hunt in LA two years in a row. one of the challenges we had to have was we had to superglue our hand to another member of our team's hand. that shit lasted for seriously a week. nothing took it off.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

soak your hand in hot water.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

nailpolish remover takes it off.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

SUPERGLUE SUPERCONDOM

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

soak your hand in hot water.
nailpolish remover takes it off.

nope and nope. neither worked.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

eventually it will come off: you shed your skin, you know.

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

sandpaper.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

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