WE ALL DO A FAT CHICK SOMETIMES

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you know you have dont lie

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

is that so

― you make me feel like a tyrannosaurus rex (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

not me

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

GOOD TRY, BUT U ARE ON YER OWN BROPHY.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.militiadesign.com/b3takit/munter.jpg

ENJOY CHAKI

― you make me feel like a tyrannosaurus rex (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

FAT DUDES NEED LOVE TOO!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

cool dean thanks :)

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM NOT AFRIAD

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

SHE LIVES IN THOUSAND OAKS
CLOSE TO YOU

― you make me feel like a tyrannosaurus rex (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

dude thats not very close to me thats like 30-40 minutes up the 101

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

ps i know some hot jews in T.O.

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

at 11pm, it's like 10 minutes.

besides, 30 minutes is close enough, for love.

― you make me feel like a tyrannosaurus rex (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

SEND ME YR TO HOT JOOS

How to define "fat"? If "fat"="weighs more than I do", then no, never.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

My friend J3ff Sp4ld1ng, age 15, to his older brother T0m, age 18, re: his recent doing of gross faetty: "Shit...pussy ain't got a face, and if it does, you best be runnin' away!".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I've only had sex with 3 people.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

at one time?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

im trying to think if ive had sex with a fat girl. i don't think i have. so much to do.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

all girls are fat

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

phat

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

uh. non-waif girls rule. i like some figure yo. too skinny and you cut your hand on that. no offense to skinny girls. everybody's cool. i've dated too many girls with food issues and have developed fairly strong feelings about it all. now just plain large... i dunno. i mean... i'm > 200 lbs and a bit over 6 foot... bigger than me is gettin pretty big for a girl. dare i say it, i'm inclined to wonder if a woman larger than me would be satisfied with my dimensions and shit. i dunno. i'm sure it works for some. i think i'd just be feeling demasculated or something. which hey, it's not like i'm such a wild man macho dude, but it seems to me that even in the land of suppoed gender equality, the girls want a MAN. call me a cynic, but why is it that every big ass motherfucker who is also an asshole has girls comin in every direction, but nice, treat her right, sensitive, mature lil'skinny dudes with houses and good jobs have mad troubles getting anything but "friends" and bad dates?

somebody is lying. or fooling themselves at least.

and one other thing... some big girls can fuck you like a TORNADO. holy shit. (of course, it goes without saying that i'm sure there's plenty of small girls that can as well. i'm just saying. big girls are strong. don't discount the abilities.)
m.

― msp (msp), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is gross

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

:( i made it for you

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

The only "fat chick" I'm going to "do" is a fat fucking chicken sandwich.

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

skinnist

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

msp's post is the best thing I will read today.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

and one other thing... some big girls can fuck you like a TORNADO

I think what he meant to say was ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

that is much better!
m.

― msp (msp), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

As a fat chick, I really don't know what to think of this thread.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

TR, dear, you are not fat. Not even by NYC standards. I have got to be the fattest (or faettest) noise dudette.

And I don't mind that much if a guy is categorically anti-fat chicks. I just think of it as my fairy godmother* sparing me another doomed relationship.

* Although it should be noted that my fairy godmother appears to be the late Dorothy Parker.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i hope what i posted wasn't offensive. i was aimin for roffles and truthfuls. j.lu, you are a wise lady.
m.

― msp (msp), Thursday, 24 March 2005 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Kentucky sounds hilarious, really.

― Great, Brave, True, Strong, Great, Real, Wise, Great...adam levine (nordicskilla, Thursday, 24 March 2005 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

....sommmmmmetiiiiiiiiimes

http://www.ils.unc.edu/~hutcr/REMACorb.jpg

so HOOLLLLLLD ONNNNNN
HOLLLLLLL-LLLLLD ONNNNNNNNNN-NNNNNNNNNNN

― kingfish van pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 24 March 2005 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I have slept with many sizes of women, from the tiny and titless to this one girl who had roughly the build and appearance of Chairman Mao. I had problems with the body size and shape of only the one Mao girl. There's no such thing as too skinny in my book, but there's certainly such a thing as too fat.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 24 March 2005 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks!

― Great, Brave, True, Strong, Great, Real, Wise, Great...adam levine (nordicskilla, Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

eat me.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't, I'm Jewish

― Great, Brave, True, Strong, Great, Real, Wise, Great...adam levine (nordicskilla, Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I mention that?

― Great, Brave, True, Strong, Great, Real, Wise, Great...adam levine (nordicskilla, Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

does everyone post here now? what is this, ile?

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ban this dude!

― Great, Brave, True, Strong, Great, Real, Wise, Great...adam levine (nordicskilla, Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean, wtf, he talks shit about jw all the time on ile and now he comes on here to talk about doing fat chicks? that seems a LITTLE INSENSITIVE OMG HE'S AN ASSHOLE ETC ETC

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

JW=Elvis

Noise board=The Elvis Mafia

― Great, Brave, True, Strong, Great, Real, Wise, Great...adam levine (nordicskilla, Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean the MEMPHIS mafia.

here they are!
http://www.kki.pl/elvisal/jpg/elvis_mafia.jpg

― Great, Brave, True, Strong, Great, Real, Wise, Great...adam levine (nordicskilla, Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

psst.. it's the MEMPHIS mafia but that's ok cuz yr a foreigner and thus automatically dumber than us. c'mere and lemme pat yr head lil one.

XPOST! all is forgiven!!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kki.pl/elvisal/jpg/elvis_mafia1.jpg

― Great, Brave, True, Strong, Great, Real, Wise, Great...adam levine (nordicskilla, Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i know my shit. "jams"

― Great, Brave, True, Strong, Great, Real, Wise, Great...adam levine (nordicskilla, Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

are we talking about MINDINREWIND?

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought we were talking about kenan.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

From: kenan@yadda giganticmag commerical domain name
Subject: Maybe you can help me
Date: March 20, 2005 3:54:06 AM EST
To: jonathan.williams @t geeeeee male dock kom
I want to start a blog that no one will ever find, or at least that no one will ever find out that I wrote. Here's what I have:

1) a credit card to register the domain name and server space.
2) a strong willingness to keep it very secret.

I want to say things here that my girlfriend will never know about. I want to be as disguised as possible. If the FBI knows who I am that's fine, because I don't plan on doing anything even remotely illegal. Immoral? Probably.

I want a blog that truly functions as a journal -- sealed, not necessarily with a password, but with IP anonymity. What do I do?

- k.

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Thursday, 24 March 2005 07:03 (twenty-one years ago)

are we talking about MINDINREWIND?

???

Def. not me. I've always posted here. And when have I ever talked shit about Jon?

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 24 March 2005 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

CANADIANS

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Thursday, 24 March 2005 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I noticed you never answered that email, Jon.

I DO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT JON ALL THE TIME. I LIKEE THE JON.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 24 March 2005 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

also, eat me.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 24 March 2005 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

jon, fuck, when did I write that? How the fuck drunk was I?

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 24 March 2005 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, read one timestamp,etc.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 24 March 2005 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

just be glad I DIDNT EMBARASS YOU ON ILX WITH THIS

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Thursday, 24 March 2005 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

There's no such thing as too skinny in my book

translation: strokes it to christian children's fund commercials and ww2 camp footage.

― amon (eman), Thursday, 24 March 2005 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

too skinny is when you can count the ribs with your eyes.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 24 March 2005 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

just be glad I DIDNT EMBARASS YOU ON ILX WITH THIS

I am glad. Thankful. Reverent.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 24 March 2005 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

what does that email mean?

― Great, Brave, True, Strong, Great, Real, Wise, Great...adam levine (nordicskilla, Thursday, 24 March 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I honestly don't know.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 24 March 2005 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

heh i was searching for a chick-fil-a thread to talk about how i want a chicken biscuit and biscuits and gravy from there tomorrow morning

their breakfasts are good :9

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 5 April 2008 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

fat chik 9am fun

― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 5 April 2008 05:05 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, man, I loved working in a mall with a Chic-Fil-A or however you spell it.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Saturday, 5 April 2008 09:17 (eighteen years ago)

the chicken biscuits are good

― latebloomer, Saturday, 5 April 2008 10:40 (eighteen years ago)

Chik-Fil-A in my hometown was the go-to place for heroin in the late-90s. It got so that street slang for dope was "Chikn" and a picture of a wing with a vampire bite taken out of it -

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/eeetmorchickn.png

-was goth teenage hobo code for "good place to shoot up".

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 5 April 2008 10:44 (eighteen years ago)

To bring this whole thing 'round back to fat chicks.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 5 April 2008 10:45 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― latebloomer, Saturday, 5 April 2008 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

i cant believe kenan said there was no such thing as too skinny

― homosexual II, Saturday, 5 April 2008 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

I know, he's normally so OTM about everything.

― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 5 April 2008 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

The "I have slept with many sizes of women" part is what is unbelievable to me.

― Nicole, Saturday, 5 April 2008 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

The only "fat chick" I'm going to "do" is a fat fucking chicken sandwich.

-- Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, March 23, 2005 11:11 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― chaki, Saturday, 5 April 2008 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

lol frontin

― and what, Saturday, 5 April 2008 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o97/jvkulha/fat_girls2.jpg

― chaki, Sunday, 6 April 2008 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

that doesn't even make any sense though cause if she was hungry she would be trying to bite and chew on the penis and that wouldn't be good head by any means no sir no way

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

fluids can be very filling.

― tehresa, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

"Drink waters from thy own cistern, flowing water from thy own well."

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

ew.

― tehresa, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

hint: do not google that phrase even though IT IS FROM TEH BIBLES

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

well now i HAVE to

― tehresa, Monday, 7 April 2008 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

There was a restaurant called Jaybo's Grub & Grog Wheeling in Wheeling, WV that had a sandwich on the menu called the "Fat Chick". At one point they had a radio ad that said "Come on down to Jaybo's G&G the only place where you can eat a fat chick and not get made fun of by your friends!"

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 05:44 (sixteen years ago)

i hear big girls suck the best sick--is it true?

― ian, Sunday, 27 September 2009 05:47 (sixteen years ago)

"suck the best sick"

― ian, Sunday, 27 September 2009 06:01 (sixteen years ago)

this is dope imo

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/eeetmorchickn.png

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 27 September 2009 06:06 (sixteen years ago)

Does the inverse of this work? Do girls ever do a fat dude sometimes?

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 27 September 2009 07:20 (sixteen years ago)

i think sometimes girls do a fat dude

― sleep, Sunday, 27 September 2009 07:27 (sixteen years ago)

a+ vintage ddb and sexydancer posts in this thread

― sleep, Sunday, 27 September 2009 07:40 (sixteen years ago)

i think sometimes girls do a fat dude

idkw but I'm cracking up at this and yeah, of course they do!

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 08:24 (sixteen years ago)

overrated fat chick icons: first in a series of ten

― velko, Sunday, 27 September 2009 08:46 (sixteen years ago)

Is there really going to be a series of 10 THREADS?

― the pinefox, Wednesday, October 17, 2001 7:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

if he only knew what was coming...

― truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 September 2009 08:48 (sixteen years ago)

best video games for chubby chasers?

― velko, Sunday, 27 September 2009 08:50 (sixteen years ago)

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