If MEATLOAF were a MAGIC CARD what ABILITIES would he HAVE?

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― 4D4 (x Jeremy), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

a magic card: http://www.kellywebworks.com/nick/images/Magic-Phoenix.jpg

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I say he'd RAWK and do ANYTHING FOR LUV.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

and have mantits.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

he would be like 1/5. with BANDING.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

did you guys like play that game or something?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I totally did.

I was in fourth grade; it was totally acceptable, then.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

When I was 12 or 13 or so I went with my friend (who was into Magic cards at the time) to a Magic the Gathering "tournament" being held at the local Barnes & Noble. While my friend was playing Magic with someone, I walked around watching the others in attendance. At one table this guy playing said something like "I'm playing the Wall of Flame card". This other guy at the table said, "I'm gonna play the Wall of Pubic Hair card, hehehehhehe" in this horribly nasal and stereotypically nerdy voice. That was when I realized that there were people far nerdier than I could ever be.

― latebloomer: AKA Sir Teddy Ruxpin, Former Scientologist (latebloomer), Friday, 25 March 2005 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

and im a pretty sizable dorkwad

― latebloomer: AKA Sir Teddy Ruxpin, Former Scientologist (latebloomer), Friday, 25 March 2005 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey it's me. You're so fucking hot. Unless you're like - all of a sudden not into it, but... Just as soon as we get together I want to fucking suck your pussy. Talk dirty to you. Watch you and M[itzi?] lick together, suck my cock. Beat off on your face. Bring another woman up, hire a hooker. Let's get crazy, get some coke! Soon as you get this message, if you agree with this... Just look at me and say 'yes.' God, you're so fucking hot. I dunno what's wrong with me. I don't do this. But I fuckin' want a chick fuckin' me crazy. Make you fuckin' crazy.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 25 March 2005 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

\m/

― latebloomer: AKA Sir Teddy Ruxpin, Former Scientologist (latebloomer), Friday, 25 March 2005 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

considering the nature of rock and his girth... 4/4 trample?

"I was in fourth grade; it was totally acceptable, then."

jeez... we played in college! ha!
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― msp (msp), Friday, 25 March 2005 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian never bought card post then but he did play recently. I played in like 7th and 8th grade.

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Friday, 25 March 2005 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

my friends were MAD into it. i was a casual user. i used to work with a guy that was a play tester in the beginning. buddies with whatshisname that created it.

evil shit. combine large, ever-expanding rule set with card collector capitalism... the more you buy, the better cards you have, the better chance you can build the deck that rulez. = suck for poor college starvations like me. i lost a lot, but it was social. with gville sxe vegan madness, i was more comfy with teh nerdz. of course, not a lot of girls in the nerd crowd... and most of them were either fey beyond recognition or liked fanny packs.
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― msp (msp), Friday, 25 March 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

actual conversation, "YOU ARE NOT AN ELF FOR REAL. I'M SORRY. WAITER, CHECK PLEASE!"
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― msp (msp), Friday, 25 March 2005 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Andrew LR had a ton of cards. I had a couple thousand. I had an all artifact deck that was fucking ill.

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Friday, 25 March 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

MEAT LOAF has TRAMPLE, definitely.

2 RED MANA: MEATLOAF GAINS +1/+1 UNTIL END OF TURN

MEATLOAF CANNOT BLOCK

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Friday, 25 March 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

(He would do anything for love, but he won't do that.)

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Friday, 25 March 2005 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

zero cost wheel of roffle!
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― msp (msp), Friday, 25 March 2005 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

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