Girlfriend visit of doom

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eep .... she's not staying with me because she was mad at me but i think she'll end up sleeping here all the time anyway... fuck! i am so not ready for a live in girlfriend if even for only a week

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Sunday, 27 March 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

but you won't have to jerk it every night!

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 27 March 2005 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Sunday, 27 March 2005 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

be a man.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 27 March 2005 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

a week ain't bad.

you make me feel like a tyrannosaurus rex (deangulberry), Sunday, 27 March 2005 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

bring her for crepes and we'll get you drunk so you don't have to be responsible for anything.

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 27 March 2005 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

this is awful....

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Sunday, 27 March 2005 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

make her some breakfast

kephm (kephm), Sunday, 27 March 2005 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

not right now

kephm (kephm), Sunday, 27 March 2005 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

it's only a week!

in other words, Ian OTM.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 27 March 2005 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Make sure she meets all the girls you've been fooling around with. It's polite.

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Sunday, 27 March 2005 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

eek!

gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 27 March 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.suprmchaos.com/milk-rats_india_062002.jpg

MY STALKER FOUND OUT TONS OF SHIT ABOUT ME AND TOLD HER TO TRY TO GET ME IN TROUBLE.

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Sunday, 27 March 2005 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

UH OH!

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 27 March 2005 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

SHE IS COMING SOON

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Sunday, 27 March 2005 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

you should be happy

charleston charge (chaki), Sunday, 27 March 2005 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://users.rcn.com/rschrade/froggie.gif

Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 27 March 2005 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

FYI: MY PHONE CAN TAKE VIDEOS

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Sunday, 27 March 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.onzin.nl/3991/pictures/girlfriendremote.jpg

WHAT THE FUCK SHE IS NOT HERE

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Monday, 28 March 2005 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

2.5 hours late

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Monday, 28 March 2005 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

ha

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 28 March 2005 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You're the type of guy that can't control your girl
You try to buy her love with diamonds and pearls
I'm the type of guy that shows up on the scene
And gets the seven digits, you know the routine
You're the type of guy that tells her, "Stay inside"
While you're steady frontin in your homeboy's ride
I'm the type of guy that comes when you leave
I'm doin your girlfriend, that's somethin you can't believe
Cause I'm that type of guy

You're the type of guy that gets suspicious
I'm the type of guy that says, "The puddin is delicious"
You're the type of guy that has no idea
That a sneaky, freaky brother's sneakin in from the rear
I'm the type of guy to eat it, when he won't
And look in the places that your boyfriend don't
You're the type of guy to try to call me a punk
Now knowin that your main girl's bitin my chunk
I'm the type of guy that loves a dedicated lady
Their boyfriends are borin, and I can drive em crazy
You're the type of guy to give her money to shop
She gave me a sweater *smooch* thank you, sweetheart
I'm that type of guy

I'm the type of guy that picks her up from work early
Takes her to breakfast, lunch, dinner, and breakfast
You're the type of guy eatin a tv dinner
Talkin about... "Goddamn it, I'ma kill her"
I'm the type of guy to make her say, "Why you're illin, Bee?"
...You're the type of guy to say, "My lower back is killin me"
...Catch my drift?
You're the type of guy that likes to drink Olde English
I'm the type of guy to cold put on a pamper
You're the type of guy to say, "What you talkin bout?"
I'm the type of guy to leave my drawers in your hamper
I'm that type of guy

I'm that type of guy
You know what I mean?
Check it out...

T-y-p-e g-u-y
I'm that type of guy to give you a pound and wink my eye
Like a bandit, caught me redhanded, took her for granted
But when I screwed her, you couldn't understand it
Cause you're the type of guy that don't know the time
Swearin up and down, "That girl's all mine"
I'm the type of guy to let you keep believin it
Go 'head to work, while I defrost it, and season it
I'm that type of guy

I'm that type of guy

Know what I mean

I'm that type of guy

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

3:13 LATE

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Monday, 28 March 2005 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://photos1.flickr.com/13321_8ec9ded9ca_m.jpg

Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Monday, 28 March 2005 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

STILL NOT HERE

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Monday, 28 March 2005 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

the puddin is delicious

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

she finally showed up but then left fuck this shit

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Monday, 28 March 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

take one breath

tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 28 March 2005 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought you wanted her to leave dude

Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Monday, 28 March 2005 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

One day down, only six to go. Easy.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 28 March 2005 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

JW I am confused!

why are the stars so tiny?(akadaerestrsg) (crablangoon), Monday, 28 March 2005 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

it was fun

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Monday, 28 March 2005 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

this is crazy

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is so elliptical

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

She can't make the bed worth jack!

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Who makes beds anyway?

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

civilized people.

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I object.

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I might drop the L bomb.

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Thursday, 31 March 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

lesbian? love? leave? lose? lucky!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 31 March 2005 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

love

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Thursday, 31 March 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i think you owe her love after that.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 31 March 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Last night we got drunk and listened to La Novia.

Today she told me she was worried because i rolled away from her in my sleep... wtf

absolutego (ex machina), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

She's probably already pregnant.

bro jackson (he knows) (deangulberry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

WUZ THE LBOMB DROPPED???

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

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bro jackson (he knows) (deangulberry), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fingertime.com/kittenfalls.php

Remy Ulysses Fitzgerald (x Jeremy), Friday, 1 April 2005 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i scored last.

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 1 April 2005 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

she is buying me a pizza

absolutego (ex machina), Saturday, 2 April 2005 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

what's on it?

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Saturday, 2 April 2005 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.realitygals.com/free/001/006.jpg

Remy Ulysses Fitzgerald (x Jeremy), Saturday, 2 April 2005 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a link worth clicking.

http://www.realitygals.com/free/001/006.jpg

Remy Ulysses Fitzgerald (x Jeremy), Saturday, 2 April 2005 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I had fun! Bye girlfriend!

absolutego (ex machina), Sunday, 3 April 2005 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)


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