HIDING IN THE BATHROOM AT WORK : LE CLASIQ OR LE DUD

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CHIC, CLASIQ!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 28 April 2005 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Nibblin’ on sponge cake
Watchin’ the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
Strummin’ my six-string
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp they’re beginnin’ to boil

Chorus:
Wastin’ away again in margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame
But I know it’s nobody’s fault

I don’t know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin’ to show but this brand new tattoo
But it’s a real beauty
A mexican cutie
How it got here I haven’t a clue

Chorus:
Wastin’ away again in margaritaville
Searchin’ for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top
Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
But there’s booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin’ away again in margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame
But I know it’s my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that there’s a woman to blame
And I know it’s my own damn fault

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 28 April 2005 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

one of the highlights of my first office job.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 28 April 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

picturing you jerking off in a bathroom stall @ work is profflific.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

PROLIFICALLY ROFFLABLE

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I just took a little nap on the shitter. Classic.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 April 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

picturing you jerking off in a bathroom
stall @ work is profflific.

-- cutty (holle...), April 28th, 2005.

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― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 28 April 2005 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i have done this more times than i can count.

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 28 April 2005 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

so classic.
i hide in the bathroom and send text messages.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 29 April 2005 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i do it and pretend i'm not at work.

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Friday, 29 April 2005 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i am bossman

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Friday, 29 April 2005 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

It's fine if your bathroom isn't bugged.

― same old shit (dymaxia), Saturday, 30 April 2005 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

handheld gaming in the stall, classic or classic

did i beat zelda like this? i can neither confirm or deny that.

― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 30 April 2005 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

gaming in stall is almost as bad as people talking on cell phones in stall.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 April 2005 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

What about crapping with an ipod?

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Saturday, 30 April 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone else can hear your farts, even if you can't.

work stalls = echoing bowel movements

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 April 2005 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

brian eno music for toilets

― Amon (eman), Saturday, 30 April 2005 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i imagine that eno record consisting of long reverbed fart sounds, trickling water and the occasional wet plops. it would play over an intercom and perfectly mask the sounds coming from the people using the stalls. "was that the music or the person next to me? ah, who cares..." *fbpbpbpbpbp*

― Amon (eman), Saturday, 30 April 2005 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

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