TS: Guacamole flavored chips vs. honey mustard flavored pretzels

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SNACKS FITE

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 28 June 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

GUAC CHIPPS ALL TEH WEY

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 28 June 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I LIKE CRAISINS

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 28 June 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 28 June 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

you ruined my mandelbrot background:(

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i hope the REAL ADMINS let us set a stylesheet for the whole board

― Player Piano Gamelan (ex machina), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Are stylesheets tasty?

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I LIKE GUMMI WORMS AND BEER!@!@!!@

― Player Piano Gamelan (ex machina), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I LIKE DAVE MATTHEWS AND BEER

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This shit you gave me isn't beer
It's dark and bitter and tastes like shit
It's "ale" or "lager" or some shit I can't pronounce
I don't like it, I don't like it
If I can't see through it, then it ain't worth my time
Give me a Sclitz, give this shit to some fucking Limey
I'd rather be drinking Norm Peterson's piss
If I wanted cough syrup, I would have asked for it!

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

My vision's too blurred to visualize you naked
And I'm having trouble opening this bottle of KY
I feel like I'm going to explode and I can't take it
If I don't get some relief I'm gonna cry
If I don't get some relief I'm gonna cry
I can't unzip my pants and I don't know why
Wait too long, the mood is gone, and it'll be too late
Too drunk to masturbate

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

You little fuck, you little geek
You steal my beer twice a week
You come to the party thinking you're the shit
If you steal my beer again you're gonna get hit
You have two jobs, why are you so fucking cheap?
I wanna kill you bastard, buy your own fucking drink
Nobody likes you, but you think you're so cool
I wanna break your glasses and throw you in the pool
Why are you alive? I hope you die!
Better hide your beer when Matt walks by
If you have a party, don't let Matt near
Because the fucking asshole will steal your beer!

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't ask me for a sip, or you'll get a fat lip
I chipped in my three bucks, now I'll get drunk as fuck
You can't understand just how much I need this can
I hoard beer
So drunk I'm gonna puke, but I'll give none to you
I've only got ten more, I hid them in my car
Call me an alcoholic, call me a moron, too
I don't care what you call me, you can't have my brew
You can't understand just how much I need this can
I hoard beer

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna drink a beer
If you don't give me one then I'll call you a "fucking queer"
I'm gonna kick your ass
And then I'm gonna spit in your ear
Wanna get wasted, wanna get drunk
Wanna get wasted, wanna get drunk as fuck

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sick of listening to you whine
You ain't gonna geet my beer this time
You stupid drunk, you make me sick
If I don't get drunk, I'll throw a shit fit
Now I'm sniffing household cleaners
Because I really wanna get high
I'm desperate, I wanna get drunk
I don't even know why

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck the Blockheads, they're fucking weak
I wanna kick their ass whenever they speak
They think they're rad because they made a tape
Act like they're good but they aren 't that great
Dave's a nerd, Paul's a geek
Clem's too hairy, Nate's a freak
They think that they're great but they can hardly play
Even though they practice every day
Fuck the Blockheads
They can't hold their beer
We'd kick their ass
If they were here

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't care what you're thinking
Just as long as I am drinking
A cold one
I'm gonna get drunk
Then I'll have fun
I don't care if I'm the only one
I prefer it in fact
So get the fuck off my back

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

garlic bread flavoured pretzels!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 28 June 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rapsnacks.com/home.htm

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

ghetto picnic II: return of the brined tongue

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

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― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Friday, 22 July 2005 07:20 (twenty years ago)

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― sleep (sleep), Friday, 22 July 2005 11:16 (twenty years ago)

gotta go with the pretzels. guacamole-flavored chips just make me wish that i had actual guacamole.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

jaymc OTM.

i eat guacamole like four times per week.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

ive had guacamole everyday this week. the plus side of living in puerto rico.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

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artillerist

― artillerist (artillerist), Saturday, 4 March 2006 06:48 (twenty years ago)

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