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is it like that dude in "the last starfighter" who holds a bandana up to his face and VOILA he's human???

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), July 18th, 2005.

that scene used to CREEP ME OUT as a kid

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:24 (twenty-four years ago)

four years pass...

much obliged~

― A. BORRELLI (A. BORRELLI), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

CLASSIC.

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Fat_girl_angle_shot

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

http://lemonodor.com/images/sarah-vowell.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

roffelle!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-965.vo.llnwd.net/00130/56/99/130569965_l.jpg

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

see the nytimes most-emailed article section for a more recent picture of sarah vowell.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

― in this pic you cannot tell that i am a faetty (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

from today's NYT

"Watching these women, and several others, as they date men they find online offers as much insight into the Internet as it does into romance. A big deal for online daters is how honest people are in the profiles they post, and in their pictures, which often seem so enhanced as to qualify more as painting than photography. The clumsiest online daters often greet would-be soul mates with angry accusations of false advertising. Others pride themselves on their ability to detect standard sleights of hand, including waist-up photos of women ("She may be hiding what's called junk in the trunk," a man shrewdly notes). And they earnestly explain to the cameras how much they despise online liars.

But the best of these daters, like the best of all daters, are also forgiving. Finding moments of tenderness and amusement in "Hooking Up" requires some equally forgiving attention to this infotainment series, but it's well worth it. The players here are on quests to determine, of all things, what love means and where, if anywhere, it dovetails with technology and consumerism. That's a worthy quest. When they're honest with themselves, they discover in the vanity of others' online portraits only the vanity - and longing - of their own."

― A. BORRELLI (A. BORRELLI), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

SHREWDLY

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000065V3F.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

i got junk in the trunk

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

AAAAAAH wrong pic

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-745.vo.llnwd.net/00023/54/75/23375745_l.jpg

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

"fast action and big big laughs"

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

i thought guys liked junk in the trunk

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 14 July 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

depends on whether it's a little junk or like fred sanford's junkyard.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 July 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

hole and a pulse, but really even the latter isn't that important

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Thursday, 14 July 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

Is there a slang term for pictures of jewish girls hiding their jewishness?

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Sunday, 17 July 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

jewish girls = hot

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Is there a slang term for pictures of jewish girls hiding their jewishness?

It's called "not talking".

― 30 Bangin' Tunes That You've Already Got ... IN A DIFFERENT ORDER! (Barry Brune, Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

There's a tasteless Anne Frank joke somewhere in there. (As opposed to all those tasteful Anne Frank jokes out there.)

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

there's a book, called "my mother's face" (as in "i'm going to put on my face") -- i think -- about a jewish woman who tries to "pass" as non-jewish.

someone just asked me, in a sort of rhetorical-question way, if you can tell if someone's jewish by looking at them. the answer was supposed to be no, but a lot of time....

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 18 July 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

SOMEONE made a joke about Ian's nose this weekend! All in good fun though.

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 06:12 (twenty years ago)

i've been told my nose looks african!

yesterday i was asked if i was "latin," based on the way i was sitting and smoking a cigarette. i think "latin" may have been code for "gay" though.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 18 July 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

http://home.zonnet.nl/cozijn24/Wilson%20Phillips%20-%20Greatest%20Hits%20-%20Front.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 18 July 2005 08:01 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha carney is a master of forshortening

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Monday, 18 July 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

when I was young I interned at a recording studio and the studio manager would let me in in the morning and say "hold on one sec, I'm putting on my face." At first I didn't know what that meant, then someone told me it meant putting on her makeup. Then I saw her prior to putting on her face and learned that she had completely plucked her eyebrows bare. Therefore, when she said "I'm putting on my face", she meant it literally.

Her and her husband owned a world-famous million dollar recording studio, and the ordred a Flowbee from TV.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 18 July 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

is that how she got rid of her eyebrows?

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 18 July 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

is it like that dude in "the last starfighter" who holds a bandana up to his face and VOILA he's human???

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

dude, if they had an eyebrow attachment for the flowbee I'd be the first on line.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

ROFFLES.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

I LUV U DAN IT WAS FUN TO HANG AT REBECCA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY LAST NITE.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Dan, do you have big eyebrows? I had my Swedish family reunion this weekend and we all have huge eyebrows.

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

I have "healthy" eyebrows.

hstencil, we spoke for mere moments, a drop in the ocean, then you disappeared. Party was filled by not only the usual williamsburg rockers but the Oberlin posse, so it was a bit much.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

dude i just went outside to say hi to rebecca, then sat at the bar to watch baseball!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-646.vo.llnwd.net/00033/64/69/33469646_l.jpg

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

where's the secret?

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

ZINNNNNGGGGGG

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-179.vo.llnwd.net/00044/97/11/44681179_l.jpg

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Thursday, 28 July 2005 05:56 (twenty years ago)

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