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The new album is strong. I am grateful to the kind folks who have made it available.
But..of all the posts above, I have to say I find Momus' comments quite sad. He really has become a pathetic shell of a man. He was once a great musician and now he's just trying to latch onto the tastes and coattails of other musicians more talented than he. Momus, shut up and give us some good music of your own.

-- Marybeth (marybehtfourwonde...) (webmail), July 25th, 2005 5:31 PM. (later) (link)

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

this is going to be a short thread

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

dan perry

― gear (gear), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

"Noise Dude Ally List"

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Oh don't bring me into this!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

"Noise Dude RJG List"

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

I will utilize this thread to say, RJG is very well dressed.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

allyzay

― gear (gear), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

you're well dressed, ally!

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

^-very

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

SWA Fan

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

cutty

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

your board blows

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.polyphoto.com/pictures/tigerman.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

spencer ch0wzor

― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

The server is 6.66666666667% too busy right now. You will be able to perform your search once the percentage falls to zero. Try again in a few minutes.

― ?ÎÓDDDJHKHVBNM (eman), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

I love that picture.

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.polyphoto.com/pictures/elfrabbitglow.jpg

― ?ÎÓDDDJHKHVBNM (eman), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.polyphoto.com/pictures/sharkman.jpg

― ?ÎÓDDDJHKHVBNM (eman), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

i hope i look that calm when half devoured by shark

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

he is half man/half shark.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

pish. fine, if it makes you happy to believe that.

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

[Featuring Mr. Gerbik]
I would have been completely dead had it not been for the Shark Man.
Shark Man? *chuckling*
Judging from his appearance that's the most appropriate
name I could come up with for him.
I hate this kid.
This uhh... THING you're talking about.
It had the body of a shark and the arms and face of a man?
That's the chap.
Holy jumping jackfish!
Intro Two: Mr. Gerbik
*moaning, growling*
Yes, you have met the dangerous 208 year-old Uncle of Dr. Octagon.
I myself Mr. Gerbik. Half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator.
Carrying a dead walrus. Check it.
Verse One: Mr. Gerbik
With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellow
Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac
My skin turn orange and green in the limousine
People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline
Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve
Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card
Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard
Transvestites, and people watch space parasites
I left his head in the store, legs in the street
Body in Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet
L.A.P.D. through gray clouds couldn't see me
I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow
People got scared and ranned away they think I'm weird
I was born this way, halfsharkalligator
Is he weird??
Chorus: Mr. Gerbik *singing*
half-shark-alligator-half-man
"Half man, half shark!"
half-shark-alligator-half-man
"Half man, half shark!"
Verse Two: Mr. Gerbik
My vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasm
Lightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catches spasms
Green elephants, I battle streets with a zebra
My mechanism is more than Dionne's psychic voodoo
African beads, snakeskins, cold script through you my medical passes
You can't see, with greedy glasses
Carbon dioxide, pour right through em with gases
My description dinosaur
I was made half-shark-half-man, my skin is like razor blades
Seven-oh-seven, Mr. Gerbik
Verbally no one change my thoughts, animals fly from Philly
My appetites more big it's time for wildabeasts
Adjust my skulls, seven eyes switch hydraulic scribbles
and shrimps, mack gorillas like a pimp
Half-shark-alligator-man
Chorus 2X
Verse Three: Mr. Gerbik
In my real world, orangutangs dance for Thanksgiving
With skeleton bones and skunk tails, is my mission
Holding backward raps to all my power packs
Babboons clap, and girl horses wanna hit the sack
We're too bold for ocean water, monkeys sniffin ice
Contact Jupiter pools Martians bring my rice
I'm out flyin with purple capes in the twilight
Oooh ooh ooh, tonight's the night
My oxygen region's, New York to California
Half shark alligator half man!
Outro: PBS "Nature"
It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through
the water plows while dragging two hundred and
fifty pounds on your back... the crocodile's teeth
are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through
skin. During all the hours the somber lay in the water,
but are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide.
The crocodiles make a few token objections; but in the
end, give up the struggle.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

shaki? the dude from uh.. brain falmunction. half shark half man... pimp porker of mermaids.
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

cabin boy.

http://www.robotswillkill.com/links/banners/logo2.jpg

― huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

damn that site sucks

― huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

a half man, half shark, would be cooler if the HEAD was the shark side, and not the bottom.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Like a shark with man cock.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

Curtis

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

wereshark!
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

shark genitals are called "claspers"

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uzoo89.jpg

― She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro! (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

http://ultrawarp.com/chevy/cards/landshark.jpg

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

that birdcat is fucking with my head right now

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Query: Am I a noise dude or a noise dude friend? Also, what about Adam?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

Remy: noise dude/noise dude friend
AdamRL: british

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

ALL THESE GUYS
http://www.thegreenhead.com/cat-gallery/3/cat_g3_10.jpg

http://www.thegreenhead.com/cat-gallery/3/cat_g3_12.jpg

http://www.thegreenhead.com/watercooler/images/big_head_cat.jpg

http://www.thegreenhead.com/watercooler/images/catsnake.jpg

http://www.thegreenhead.com/watercooler/images/funny_cats_2.jpg

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

U gotta feel me on that one!

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

that last one is terrible photoshop work. you can still see where the eyes used to be

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

can I be a noize dood sympathiser?

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

that siamese cobra is gonna haunt my dreams

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

Anyone involved with the production/use of this:
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Workshop/Trencher2.jpg

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:13 (twenty years ago)

NOIZE makes sense here! It totally does, I bought a LIGHTNING BOLT album & it is great. I listen to that and THE LOUVIN BROTHERS. That Gareth! Dance music makes no sense at all though, I'm not sure why.

I went to Boston! I didn't think that much of it though - it ws sorta too European?

I have not traveled very much really but now that there is this thread I will use it to update y'all! How is NORTH HERTS?

-- Gravel Puzzleworth (mostlyconnec...) (webmail), July 27th, 2005 1:49 AM. (Gregory Henry) (later) (link)

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

"traveled"!!

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

haha gravel puzzleworth is definitely a noise dude friend. so cuet!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

I'm more of a well wisher.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

i started a noize friend list months ago, and it got locked immediately!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

This thread has been locked by an administrator.

http://www.gradeehmeat.com/images/gummi.jpg http://www.gradeehmeat.com/images/gummi.jpg http://www.gradeehmeat.com/images/gummi.jpg

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

I heard that the "gummi" in "gummi worms/bears/dongs/etc." is supposed to be pronounced "GOO-mee".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/vasu42/.Pictures/Teddy/DSCN2128.jpg

― LOCKER ROOM TOWEL FIGHT: THE BLINDING OF LARRY DRISCOLL (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/vasu42/.Pictures/Teddy/DSCN2119.jpg

― LOCKER ROOM TOWEL FIGHT: THE BLINDING OF LARRY DRISCOLL (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

HOLY SHIT DUDE

Allegedly my picture is a gummi "lighthouse". My mother-in-law bought a pack of them and left them on the kitchen table. I was kind of scandalized.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

dan perry
forksclovetofu
garu g

― ghetty green (eman), Friday, 29 July 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at your comment, Marybeth. But I've always been a fan of musicians more extreme than I am, people who take risks and change the sonic language of music, the grammar of pop (and yes, Black Dice make pop records). I don't think that's a terribly sinister attitude to have, or a sign that I'm "a pathetic shell of a man"!

-- Momus (nic...) (webmail), July 25th, 2005 6:17 PM. (Momus) (later) (link)

I agree with you Marybeth. It's like listening to your dad tell you what albums of yours are good. Sigh.

-- DavidC (edi...) (webmail), July 31st, 2005 4:01 AM. (later) (link)

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Sunday, 31 July 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.zoology.unimelb.edu.au/images/research/reprodev.jpg
now we must make with the secret handshakes

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 July 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

http://genecatlow.com/comics/20000828.gif

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 July 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

ME
THE SUNDAY NIGHT SEX LADY

― A. BORRELLI (A. BORRELLI), Sunday, 31 July 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

Remy
Laura H.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Belinda Bedekovic

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Orbit
Kate

― ghetty green (eman), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

I love how there was a seven hour gap between Alex in NYC posts, but yet, there was Kenan responding three minutes after the first post of the morning like the night had just been fast forwarded.

Like that scene in Terminator 2 where the T-800 stands by the window all night.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), August 3rd, 2005 1:02 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later) (link)

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Thursday, 4 August 2005 06:41 (twenty years ago)

pleasant plains rocks

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Thursday, 4 August 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Irv Veeblefetzer

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 12 August 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

Whiney Weingarten

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

Y'know, If we would have started rocking against Bush in, say, 2001 instead on 9 months before the election...
Kerry would be prez and "Stabbed In The Face" would be our generation's "Smells Like Teen Spirit."

-- Whiney G. Weingarten (cweingarte...), August 16th, 2005.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

UR ALL FUCKIN CRAZY, TRAX 5-7 OF TAGO MAGO ARE MY FAVORITE OF THE WHOLE LP. STILL HAVENT HEARD SOUNDTRACKS BUT I NEED TO PICK IT UP SINCE MY FAVORITE CAN RECORD SO FAR IS MONSTER MOVIE AND I NEED MORE STUFF WITH MOONEY.

-- tonyD (iggypopsta...) (webmail), August 21st, 2005 12:19 AM. (noiseyrock) (later) (link)

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Sunday, 21 August 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

Kanye West!

― gear (gear), Friday, 2 September 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

BROTALLY

― President Busch (dr g), Saturday, 3 September 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

He's already here and I'm not really qualified to post to this thread but:

Pleasant Plains, American.

― k/l (Ken L), Sunday, 4 September 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

CUSTOS PASSANTINO

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

old-ilx jess/trife style funny in all caps = not a friend of mine

― don't be jerk, this is china (FE7), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

Pretty much everyone who has ever ended up at AA needed to stop drinking but didn't want to go to AA or find jesus, but they went there once they realised that reading a book or taking some vitamins wasn't going to get the job done (for them). Now, as if they hadn't suffered enough, they are faced with the dreadful realisation that Paunchy Stratego does not approve.

-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), September 14th, 2005 7:36 PM. (estela) (later) (link

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

ahahahaha omg she is a treat and a half. I started reading that thread but bailed out after realising it would just fill me with the FURY OF BEES. ILX has a codependent relationship with BLOWHARDS.

― sux2bu (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

I have my theories about estela

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

DISH

― dr gary busey (dr g), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE THEORIES. MANY, TOO MANY THEORIES!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

isn't P.Stratego a new name for n/a?

xpost

That catbird is ridonkulous. Way to ruin my day forever.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

I want your theories about estela

― dr gary busey (dr g), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

for instance, Dr. G.Y. Abreu is a podiatrist

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

isn't P.Stratego a new name for n/a?

No, it's Kenan.

Hi Drew!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

downthread, frank kogan laying a beatdown on grad students ... ok not really on grads per se but on "critical theory" thinking blah blah blah

it is making me feel better about not being able to make up my mind to go.

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

He's such an arrogant jackass though.

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Man, vahid, why did you have to make me go and look at that thread?

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 15 September 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

He's not laying the smackdown on grad students or critical theory inasmuch as he's laying the smackdown on people who act like jackasses.

We seriously need more scientists in the world because they're so much better as seeing through bullshit than the wannabe-philosophers that Frank is calling out.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 15 September 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

I thought his point was that rock critics were the real grad students.

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 15 September 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

We seriously need more scientists in the world because they're so much better as seeing through bullshit than the wannabe-philosophers that Frank is calling out.

-- MindInRewind (mbvarkestra197...) (webmail), September 15th, 2005 3:12 PM. (Barry Bruner) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Thursday, 15 September 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

i wrote a dissertation about ilm and rockism

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Is this the friend or the enemy list?

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

is there a difference?

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

true confessions:

i quoted a mark s post in my dissertation (or was it a thesis? oh, like i remember or care anymore) and i got my MA.

i quoted simon reynolds a lot in an undergrad term paper and got an A on it. (and i got to make a mix tape for it too!)

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

Oh c'mon, get off it. Nobody's telling anyone who they have to vote for. This whole "condescending liberals" kick is so played.

-- gypsy mothra (meetm...) (webmail), October 4th, 2005.

get one sense of humor

-- _ (...) (webmail), October 4th, 2005.

god i feel dirty now

-- _ (...) (webmail), October 4th, 2005.

Calling people condescending racists and then telling them to get one sense of humor is also played.

-- gypsy mothra (meetm...) (webmail), October 4th, 2005.

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

feminazi
John Justen

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

ken c, sometimes

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

Sean Paul

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Paul Wall

― Dickset! Dickset! Disckset! (jaxon), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Chamillionaire

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Mannie Fresh

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

chamillionaire is great! do you like platinum stars, lion?

― terry lennox. (gareth), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

yes, i do

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

feminazi

sub-wayne

― I was CRYING when Magin Johnson did donuts in a magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

you west coast people are so boring!

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.odeo.net/background/hey_now0.gif

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

http://img202.exs.cx/img202/3332/idonecaughtacatfish7kj.jpg

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

alex in nyc

― unconscious, honey (FE7), Sunday, 23 October 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

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