I bought this pack of mixed dried beans (15 kinds) to make bean soup, and it came with an artificial flavoring packet "smoked ham hock" that I wasn't gonna use. I dipped my finger in it, licked it .

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it tasted salty, artificial, fucking gross. I took a shower an hour later, and immediately -- IMMEDIATELY -- the steam and water reactivated the smell. Only in its rebirth it smelled like SWEATY RANK VAGINA. I keep washing my hand, but it's not making a hair (heh) of difference. I've put cologne on it. Tried vinegar. Washed it a half dozen times. Won't leave. I smell like I've been fisting SHE-ELEPHANTS.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

And when I was at the bank this afternoon the teller wrinkled his nose through the plexi at me and gave me a "hey-buddy" chin-nod and all but winked.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

Does it smell like chicken soup?

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

this package is gold to dorky teenagers

― Ridin' through the Galaxy, All I wanna do is drink a Pepsi (jaxon), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

gaha!

Dessicated Vag Juice!

Flavors include:
* Sloppy Hoes
* Pan-Asian (You'll be wanting more in an hour!)
* Horndog Corndog: American (Hair) Pie.
* Sweet and Innocent ("Cums" on a heart-shaped lollipop)
* Subcuntinental Indian
* Puerto Reekin'
* & Others!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

* Puerto Reekin'

haha, cutty, change yr name

― Ridin' through the Galaxy, All I wanna do is drink a Pepsi (jaxon), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

hi dere

― puerto reekin (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

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