― She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro! (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)
5. throw whoppers at a convention crowd of mcdonald's franchisers.
6. pelt a gospel preacher with dildos in church.
7. a downhill skateboarding course with a butter-greased skateboard.
8. in a pin with a red shirt + angry bull for 5 minutes.
9. putting your personal information in a fake ebay credit card swiper scam.
― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)
― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)
― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)
In college, I had a friend that told me that when you are really drunk, always pee in the stall and always lean in the stall to steady your "aim" so that you don't make a fool of yourself and pee all over the floor/wall near the urinal.
So the next night that I was totally hammered, I leaned. Backwards. I fell through the stall door, landed on my back, holding my weiner, pissing all over myself and the floor, all while everyone else in the bathroom was dying from laughing. I was like a giant human pee fountain of stupidity. And it was one of those "world's longest pee's" too.
TLDR : Lean FORWARD to steady yourself in a stall when pissing while drunk. (q'ed from from from from shacknews)m.
― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)
― ghetty green (eman), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)
Sooo... friday night at friends house in San Jose... they have a yard (!!!) and a garden (!!!) which includes a spicy pepper section where they are growing hybrids of Habanero and Thai/Vietnamese peppers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale
So my friend decides to have a contest: you have to eat (aka, fully chew and swallow) a pepper and then the "winner" is the last contestant to put food or liquid in their mouth.
I lasted 4 minutes... the mouth burn wasn't so bad... it was the pyloric valve burn that ended up killing me. you could feel the acid burning it's way down the esophagus.
Just a little note for the BAD IDEAS thread.
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 10 September 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)
Real men do this same challenge but with enemas.
― Jon Lewis, Monday, 10 September 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt300/t353/t35392hf884.jpg
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 10 September 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)
Real men do this same challenge but with enemas.-- Jon Lewis, Monday, September 10, 2007 10:42 AM
-- Jon Lewis, Monday, September 10, 2007 10:42 AM
there are far, far, far less "tastebuds" in your ass than in your mouth, macho-man savage.
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 10 September 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)
Tell that to Catdog.
― Jon Lewis, Monday, 10 September 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)
you could feel the acid burning it's way down the esophagus.
there was no acid in those peppers dude
― sanskrit, Monday, 10 September 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)
capsaicin is an inflammatory irritant, no?
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)
also, pretty sure a habanero up the butt would make you wish for death
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)
It is important to stress, however, that capsaicin is a very potent and powerful alkaloid. In fact, holding one milligram of pure capsaicin would feel like a burning coal and leave a blister with a similar effect. As a result, scientists who work with capsaicin must wear a full body suit for protection.Despite the need for such precautions, it would be very difficult for a person to die from an overdose of capsaicin. An average person would have to consume over ten grams of pure crystalline capsaicin to go into fatal respiratory failure.
Despite the need for such precautions, it would be very difficult for a person to die from an overdose of capsaicin. An average person would have to consume over ten grams of pure crystalline capsaicin to go into fatal respiratory failure.
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.livedump.com/people/view-27849/Rad_Girls_Takes_A_Bath_In_A_Tub_Full_Of_Hotsauce.html
― jaxon, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)
nsfw?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)
kinda. it's all blurred out
― jaxon, Monday, 10 September 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)
"i'm here at the rad pad, i've had a rough week, and i need some time to myself."
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)
Better to chew up the pepper and digest it...swallow it whole and tell me your pooper doesn't have taste buds.
― Peej, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)