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From: i_hump3r@bells0uth
Subject: re-established relationship
Date: August 22, 2005 3:07:10 PM EDT
To: jon4than.w1lliams@gm

Dear Jon:

A blast from your past. It is Mark James, XBADBOY, and the travel adventure show the W0rld Seldom S3en. Please call me at 954-(two)24-2493 and/or email your telephone number to discuss certain matters.

Mark

From: J()nath4n Will1am5
Date: 2005/08/22 Mon PM 08:08:56 EDT
To:
Subject: Re: re-established relationship

Sorry, I think you have the wrong person. My name *is* pretty common.

- JW

From: him
Subject: Re: Re: re-established relationship
Date: August 23, 2005 10:03:56 AM EDT
To: me

Jon, I have the right person. I spoke with you mother (a number that you previous gave me) and she gave me your email. Give you telephone number and I'll explain in detail. You previous did some work for me on a web site some 7 years ago. Give me a call (954-224-(tw0)493)or give your number. It is you!

From: me
Subject: Re: re-established relationship
Date: August 23, 2005 10:10:25 AM EDT
To: him

That seems very unlikely as I was barely pubescent 7 years ago and certainly not doing web stuff for anyone else. I know someone with the same name as me has caused misdirected emails before. I think he must have a gmail account one or two letters off from mine. Who knows. Best of luck

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.afp.gov.au/afp/system/image/ACTpolice/KennyNoTroubleBlue.jpg

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics101/images/2003/aug20/gotham1.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

Re: Re: re-established relationship

― and I can walk out into the world, singing with my people (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

"I spoke with your mother!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

that's totally a thinly-veiled threat.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Jon, I have the right person.

DO NOT DENY MARK.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

I have gotten FedEx tracking emails for another mystery JW

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

No, Jon. I have the right person.

http://www.raintaxi.com/online/2003spring/images/williams.jpg
http://www.newhopevv.com/images/staff/Jonathan-Williams.jpg
http://www.mitsawoket.com/Photographs/Williams%20Jonathan.jpg
http://www.slowchildrenimprov.com/images/photos/headshot_jonathan_williams1.jpg
http://www.bath.ac.uk/chemistry/jmjwilliams/jwilliams.jpg
http://www.csun.edu/~mbgsclub/images/Jonathan%20Williams%202003.jpg
http://www.autosportsltd.com/images/more/books/jw.jpg
http://www.dorsetpolice.org/_images/daylife1.gif
http://www.thextremeteam.org/images/Jonathan.jpg
http://217.160.138.6/tcs/Jonathan%20Williams%201.JPG

That was almost as fun as the "Find Dan Perry" game.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

http://icablazers.churchsites.com/images/Staff/Williams.jpg

Jon Williams received his B.A. from Wartburg College and currently is working on a masters degree at Drake University. He grew up in southern Ohio and had his father as his high school principal... Jon teaches the computer and business classes at I.C.A. He is married to Cindy and has three daughters. He attends Zion Lutheran Church in Des Moines. One of Jon’s favorite bible verses is Mathew 7:24

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

when i was in the college, there was another mp in a related degree program. caused lot's of trouble on occasion. thankfully, we never had a class together. that would've been a mess.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Matthew 7:24: "Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock."

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

"Inspired by the movie 'Forrest Gump', a U.S. man is running across the United States from Newport Beach, California to Newport, Rhode Island."

― and I can walk out into the world, singing with my people (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Jonathan,

As you know, Eli Schw4rtz has been in discussions with you on the potential publication of the Professor John Flem1ng editorials from The Daily Princetonian. Eli works with the APGA (Association of Princeton Graduate Alumni), and we may be interested in purchasing some of the books for use with specific APGA activities. It turns out that Professor Flem1ng is both a Graduate Alumni of the Princeton Graduate School and a member of the APGA Board of Governors.

As I mentioned in a recent voicemail, we could envision using ~200-500 books for specific APGA activities, for example, as a potential gift to our APGA Life Members. Our understanding is that the purchase price would be ~$10 each. It would be helpful for our planning to get a better understanding of the publication schedule and I enclose a few brief questions below:
1. Has a final decision been made to publish the selected editorials?
2. What is the planned first printing volume?
3. What markets other than the APGA are you targeting for the book?
4. What is the estimated publication date?

Eli mentioned that a sample copy of the book might be available for our review. If possible, it would be useful to have either a hardcopy or an electronic copy of the book before the next APGA Board meeting on September 9th. I look forward to discussing this with you in more detail. Please note that I have copied Eli on this email for completeness. I can be reached at 215.6n1ne8.5143 (office) or 26SEVEN.312.624ONE (cell).

Regards,
Dan Abr4mow1cz *84
APGA President

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Monday, 29 August 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

Let us not forget the IMPORTANT header:

From: "Abr4mow1cz, Daniel"
To: "'jonathanwilliams@gma1l'"
Cc: "'[email protected]'"
Subject: Fleming Book
Date: Mon, 29 Aug 2005 09:31:33 -0400
Importance: high

You'd think someone with such a tough last name would be thoughtful enough to get other's emails correct.

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Monday, 29 August 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

From: jrose@reedbrothers,commercial
Subject: Application
Date: August 29, 2005 8:17:28 PM EDT
To: jon4thanwilliams@g-mizzle

Wednesday, September 7 @ 10:30am.

[attachment: some fucking pdf job application for some place in OAKLAND CA]

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

tell him he's got the job and to show up monday! he, he

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

no it was a BLANK FORM

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

ha never mind

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

Mr. Williams,

Your requested information has been mailed to the address provided.

Thanks,

Cl4yt0n Leno1r
NexBanker

For your protection, we recommend that you do not e-mail account, numbers, debit card numbers, passwords, or other critical financial information.

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

ha! at least your name doesn't produce a slew of p0rn pics when you put it in google.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Friday, 2 September 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

WHAT IS YOUR NAME

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Friday, 2 September 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

cand1ce jack50n. enjoy.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

I'd hit it.

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

um... there was a j williams on letterman last night... running from newport,ca to newport, ri...

?
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

"Inspired by the movie 'Forrest Gump', a U.S. man is running across the United States from Newport Beach, California to Newport, Rhode Island."

dear god,
i have no brains,
thanks,
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

Follow this email chain for some a good time...

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How do I get off the list/serve of Critical Mass?

- sincerely, Craig Teichen

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sender-time Sent at 3:33 PM (UTC). Current time there: 9:55 PM.

Listen, asshole, Spencer Thayer, get me off you're fucking list serve
or I will pray to the traffic God that you lose control of your bike
and slide under a fast moving oil truck, your head rolls into lake
Michigan and the rest of your damn body is blown up in a massive fire
that your collision with that massive oil rig on wheels results in.
Fuck You.

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sender-time Sent at 3:36 PM (GMT-06:00). Current time there: 3:56 PM

Holy shit dude. I just sent the last email to you as a fucking favor,
try reading next time. It's not my list or anyone elses it was made a
long time ago so you just have to take yourself off of it. I'll send
the instructions to you again and maybe this time you'll fucking read
it. If this is too much work for you then you've got larger issues
than a listserve.

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sender-time Sent at 3:40 PM (UTC). Current time there: 9:57 PM.

I've done it, asshole. If more of you people would do somethimng to
help end US wars instead of continuing with your infantile email
gossip and harrassment, the world would be better off.

- break a leg, CT

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lol

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