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WHO WANTS SOME?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

I used to do this a lot. I'd forgotten all about it!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

excuse the ignorance, is this a way to smoke the drogas?

― plain ol' jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

hashishan

― The King's English (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

cough cough cough

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

excuse the ignorance, is this a way to smoke the drogas?

yes, and ruin your parents' silverware.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Drop out of Life with Bong in Hand
Follow the Smoke toward the Riff filled Land
Drop out of Life with Bong in Hand
Follow the Smoke toward the Riff filled Land
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The Chronicle of the Sinsemillian
Drop out of Life with Bong in Hand
Follow the Smoke toward the Riff filled Land
Drop out of Life with Bong in Hand
Follow the Smoke JERUSALEM....

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

i HATE electric stoves, gah!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

hash just isn't too common in these parts. i think i've smoked it once or twice, but it was always sprinkled on top of tobacco (probably in amsterdam)

how's the knives work?

xpost - HAHA.

― plain ol' jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

Newsgroups: alt.drugs.pot,rec.drugs.cannabis
Subject: Adventures in Smoke, Part I: The Hot Knives...
Date: Thu, 19 Dec 1996 19:45:53 -0400
Here's the run-down on Knifing as I know it...
You will need:
- A house without parents (unless they smoke up too).
- A stovetop range, electric (spiral element) or gas; those fancy-assed glass/ infrared hightech deals are useless are far as smoking is concerned. The hotter, the better. A propane torch works great, but not everyone has a torch.
-Two flat knives (ordinary butter knives like the ones you use at the dinner table). Bone handles are really nice, because they don't get hot, but I've never had bone handled knives in my house so don't worry if you can't find any. Some knife handles get really hot (too hot), it all depends on the metal allow... don't worry about it unless they burn your hands. Heating the knives ruins them (as far as Mom is concerned), so you can't put them back into the drawer afterwards! Steal them and keep them. Hide them well, too; I've never been able to think of a gook excuse keeping two burnt knives under my mattress! Mom's are great at finding stuff they're not supposed to see.
- you might want to make a cone by cutting a 2 liter Pepsi (or Coke, of Spite, of whatever) clear plastic bottle. Keep the top part... you stick the part where the cap screwed on in your mouth (no cap, of course...). It helps to funnel ALL the smoke into your mouth. Quite handy. I suggested clear plastic bottle because they're easy to find (those DO exist in Belgium, right?), easy to cut, and the clear plastic means that you can see what you're doing with the knives under the cone. If you cut the cone so that its really long (use most of the bottle), you can let all the smoke accumulate in the cone and suck it all up in ONE HUGE BREATH!!!... but you just might start coughing till you puke if this is your first time smoking. Just keep this as an option for when you become an "expert" (hee hee).
- Hash (of course), or some fresh gummy buds; hash is easier at first.
Do you have all your equipement ready? Good! Now for the meat of the matter:
Turn the burner on; set it to MAX. The element must be red hot. This is important; if the element isn't hot enough, the hash won't stick to the knives. Prop the tips of the knives up between the last two "rings" of the element's spiral (if you own an electric range). They will hold by themselves if you do it right. The funny little diagram below is an effort to show what both knives usually look like when they're sitting there heating up on an electric element. Let me know if you can't figure out what I mean.
/ /
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-_ -- _-
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If the range doen't seem to want to get super hot, try putting a metal spoon over the tips of the knives while they heat; it reflect heat and can help the knives get hotter. For a gas range, just hold the tips over the flames till they're red hot; same if you're using a torche.
You now have to take the hash and break it up into little balls. For starters (if you're alone), make about five or ten balls of about 2 to 3 mm diameter.
Line up the little balls on the stovetop next to the element where you are heating the knives.
When the knives are ready, stick the cone between your teeth, and take both knives in your hands.
-----WARNING!! THIS IS THE TRICKY PART, SO DON'T GET ALL DISCOURAGED.-----
Take one of the knives and touch the flat part of the tip (say, about 1 cm from the end of the knife) down on one of the balls of hash (do you speak French? On appelle ca des petits "plombs" en francais). DON'T SQUISH THE HASH! Just touch it VERY LIGHTLY and it should stick to the knife and lift off of the stove top. This may take some practice, and won't work every time. If a "petit plomb" won't stick after about five or ten seconds of screwing around with it, put the knives back under the element and heat them again. Try again. Picture wetting the end of your finger and picking up a bread crumb from a tabletop... just lightly touch and lift. The trick is that there is actually only a very small surface of the hash ball that touches the hot knife, so it doesn't smoke and burn yet. Hey, you did it! Good.
---END OF TRICK PART, THE REST IS A PIECE OF CAKE. YOU MAY RELAX NOW.---
Now you can get stoned! Get ready.... Take both knives and "swish" the hash between the hot tips. The hash will IMMEDIATELY start to smoke, so you do this directly under the cone (which is held between your teeth). Inhale, and voila! You may have a coughing fit, this can be a little harsh on the throat for some people. If you can tell that you're going to cough, try to blow out all your smoke before you do this. Coughing up smoke will make you cough some more! You might cough for five minutes straigh if your throat is really sensitive; don't worry, you're not going to die or anything. You actually get really stoned when you cough like hell... I never quite figured out why. If you can hold your breath without coughing, hold it as long as you can; you'll get higher that way.
Heat the knives, and start all over. This is great fun with a friend... ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR ME... Lots of fun. When you smoke a joint, it's all over in five minuter, but with knives you can keep smoking, and smoking, and smoking... :). You eventually get so high that you either don't feel like smoking anymore, or you just keep forgetting what it is you were doing. If you're with a friend you'll probably giggle yourself silly!
That's it...

It's really not all that complicated; I could have explained it all in about two sentences... but I like to tell stories and add detail. Long letters are fun to read! Am I right?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

Newsgroups: alt.drugs.pot,rec.drugs.cannabis
Subject: Adventures in Smoke, Part I: The Hot Knives...
Date: Thu, 19 Dec 1996 19:45:53 -0400

This was the day before I turned twelve.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

I've never been able to think of a gook excuse!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

hash is basically mythical where i live. something tells me these dudes selling hash to teenagers are just selling them their scraped-out resin.

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

haha cutty beat me to it

gook work, cutty

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

strange that i haven't tried this.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

It seems like a great way to have something horrible happen after the first knife or so.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

two words: oven mitts

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

JOR-EL OTM

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

anyone ever encounter the man in washington sq. park who will ask you for rolling papers and then attempt to con you into buying "hash"?

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

dude if i'm high, oven mitts aren't going to help

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

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― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

criminal.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

THAT LAST PIC PWNS ALL.

(COUGH* * COUGH**)
PHOTO CREDIT: DDB©

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

B.R.O.S.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

This technique requires a "mate" to hold the bottle to your mouth and force you to inhale every last curlicue of smoke, just prior to you falling over and puking on their fireplace.

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

cutty looks 12

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

IT FELT LIKE WE WERE 12

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

i'm your elder, fucker!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

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― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

looks like cutty's about to smoke ear wax in pic 1

― plain ol' jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

dean put the oven mitts on before you smoke, brah.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

jorel, i'm talking about problems with GRIPPING HOT ITEMS and BEING HIGH WHILE YOUR APPLIANCES AND SILVERWARE ARE HOT but thanks for the oven mitt suggestion

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

i burned some of the hair on my hand off yesterday with lighter fluid while trying to light the grill. not really the same thing, though.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

I burnt my fringe off lighting a half-spliff of a cooker ring once,

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

dude did you have a bbq, ian?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

did you guys do bottle tokes

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

yes!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

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― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

i just grilled veggies as part of last night's dinner, joel. IT DOES NOT NEED TO BE A SPECIAL OCCASION TO GRILL TINGS

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

hash browns vs. hessians?
m.

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

CUTTY is friends with THE STROKES

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

Without meaning to sound like, er, Adam or something, why is hash so hard to come by in California? When I was a wee lad, it's pretty much all we smoked! and you could buy it in bars from a sketchy cafe! in Camden!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

$myhash{'demand'} = dont_see_it_on_tv_so(); # usually returns low $ignorance value

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

i would think hash is easily had in europe because its closer to the source

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.magazinecity.com/prodimg/0152-12.jpg

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

the source being al qaeda, of course.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

al qaeda doesn't exist, dude.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

the 9/11 hijackers were all hashed up on goofballs

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

OH THE MEOMRIES

Traditionally I've only done this with hash oil, which is the stickiest, messiest bullshit ever. My copy of Soul Coughing's Ruby Vroom still has a wee bitty speck of hash oil on it that seemingly won't ever come out.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

al qaeda doesn't exist, but it's in europe

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

you should move to europe. you'd be worshipped like a god there.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Actually that reminds me of these three Japanese guys with whom I shared a cabin on a ferry between Stockholm and Helsinki. They told me that if I went to Japan, the girls there would think I had a very pretty face and would all want to talk to me.

They were taking the piss, weren't they?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

a britishes girl likes me.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

really?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

yes.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

does she like "musique concrete"?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

i don't know. i haven't played her any.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

ooooooh man.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

that's gonna be a test

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

this thread is about hash.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

cutty loves spices and seasonings

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

that's not my apartment. i like a good sauce.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

DEBROBEQUE SAUCE???

― amon (eman), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

CUDDLER CHECK OUT THIS PIC OF NIC...MINUTES AFTER HOT KITES...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/pheos/rocking.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 25 August 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

HIGH FIVE BROOOO

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 25 August 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

man, i wish we woulda/coulda hung out more in ny

― JAXON (jaxon), Thursday, 25 August 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

I WISH U DID TOO.

^^^^^^^^^^^^THAT IS GONNA BE DEAN ON FUNDAY NIGHT.^^^^^^^

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 25 August 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

Woah, Drew is gonna mad with Fabrizio if he gets home in that state.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

STROKES JOKES FOLKS!

WAKKA WAKKA!!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Isn't Cutty actually one of Interpol, though?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

your search - cutty d interpol herpes - did not match any documents

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

I heard that DDB was actually one of ARE WEAPONS, cutty was in Interpol, hstencil was Christian Marclay and ian was Kenan from Kenan and Kel.

I'm certain at least one of these is right.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

CUTTY IS IN NIGHTS....A HOT NEW NYC BAND, RIPPING UP THE DOWNTOWN SCENE.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

i am not nearly tall/skinny/swiss enough to be christian marclay. i'm more like of phill niblock body-type : (

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

DDB IS IN WITCH CUNT, LAPTOP GRINDCORE.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

i hope someday to look like this:

http://www.otherminds.org/images/GIFS1/Lamonte3.gif

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

JOEL IS IN.....DADDYS, HAVING A BEER AND WATCHING THE BASEBALL GAME.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

i haven't really hung out there much lately, unfortunately. would love to go tonight but the money sitch is suckin'.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

This "Daddy's" sounds good. Would they serve a pint of John Smith's and some bangers and mash?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

no. but you could get a boddington's and a tofu dog.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

CUTTY AND DDB ARE IN NOIZE BAND CALLED CAPS LOCK.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

JOKES

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

3 SIDED ETCHED 7" EDT. OF 6 TO BE RELEASED IN DECEMBRUARY.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

HANDPAINTED CDR BOX SET RELEASED BY 17 "LABELS" TO FOLLOW

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

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