CHRIS MORRIS APPRECIATION THREAD

Episode 1 Originally broadcast on 23/03/2000
Sketches: blue chemotherapy wig welcome/Overprotective Parents/The Day Kilroy Lost His Mind/Symptomless Coma/Sweary Man: Fucking Noddy/The Man Who Married Himself/Poppadom Violence/Thick People Agency/Suicide With An Escape Clause/Spacehopper Flagellation/Adulterous Raping/subliminal shot of Rothko dragging man down road/Doctor's Surgery: Painful Leg
Music: Bark Psychosis 'Pendulum Man'/310 'Strangely'/Propellerheads 'Go Faster'/Frederic Galliano 'Multiples Un'/Fila Brazillia 'A Zed And Two L's'/Sade 'I Will Be Your Friend'/Minnie Riperton 'Loving You'/Barry Adamson 'Something Wicked This Way Comes'/Brian Eno 'An Ending (Ascent)'

Episode 2 Originally broadcast on 30/03/2000
Sketches: astonishing sod ape welcome...Delivery Room Infidelity/Doctor's Surgery: Telephone Diagnosis/Mr. Bentham: Saturday Evening Plans/The Gush/Shredder Vengeance/Richard Madeley/Baby Plumber/Shop Hold Up/Distressed Daughter/Prime Of Life Funeral
Music: Gearwhore 'Passion'/Labradford 'P'/Jim Reeves 'He'll Have To Go'/Typhoon Tosh 'Round And Round'/Thomas Dolby 'Screen Kiss'/The Beloved 'Sweet Harmony' (Live The Dream Mix)/Les Rhythmes Digitales 'Kontakte'/Lisa Germano 'Reptile'/The Third Eye Foundation 'Lions Writing The Bible'/Transglobal Underground 'Air Giant'/Morcheeba 'The Sea'/Stanley Myers 'Tell Her You Love Her'/Jackie Wilson 'The Sweetest Feeling'

Episode 3 Originally broadcast on 06/04/2000
Sketches: ooh pig welcome/Welsh Foreplay/Doctor's Surgery: Synchronised Cocks/Lowering The Value of Kilburn High Road/Mr Lizard/Alternative To A Pay Rise/Stomach Gun/The Rose Orchard Preterm Clinic/Mr Bentham: Lost Wallet/Musical Press Conference/The Competition For School Places/Subliminal Shot of Rothko
Music: Moloko 'Butterfly 747'/Elixir 'March of Osiris'/The Wiseguys ‘Too Easy'/Funki Porcini 'Going Down'/To Rococo Rot 'Merano'/Aphex Twin ‘Untitled (CD1 TR7)’/Crash Test Dummies 'Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm'/DJ Shadow 'Midnight In A Perfect World'/Robert Fripp & David Sylvian 'Bringing Down The Light'Groove Armada remix of Language Lab 'Burning Disaster'

Episode 4 Originally broadcast on 13/04/2000
Sketches: arrested for copying dogs welcome/Doctor's Surgery: Sex Lines/Miniature Hoover/Maria the Six Year Old Mafia Fixer/Mr. Bentham: Chin Coolant Sachets/Abortion Present/Double Rectal Shooting/Lucy Tiseman
Music: Prefab Sprout 'When Love Breaks Down'/Alpha 'Sometime Later'/Aphex Twin 'Untitled'/Brian Eno 'Thursday Afternoon'/Funki Porcini 'River of Smack'/Doris 'Did You Give The World Some Love Today, Babe?'/Amon Tobin 'Nova'/Sie 'Ruben D'Alpha'/Aphex Twin 'Untitled' (from Selected Ambient Works Vol 2)/Daevid Allen 'Euterpe Gratitude Piece (Good Morning)'

Episode 5 Originally broadcast on 20/04/2000
Sketches: ooh, fuss fuss fuss fuss fuss fuss fuss.../Acupuncture With Nine Inch Nails/Doctor's Surgery: Self-Induced Blindness/House Bargaining/Shop Hold-Up: Threatening Gestures Made On Wrong Day/Gentleman Farmer Living Outside/Range Rover Urinal/Uncaring Parents
Music: Sie 'Lunar Distance'/Bomb The Bass 'Somewhere'/Aphex Twin 'Untitled'/Kensuke Shina 'Lounge Music'/The Beta Band 'Dogs Got A Bone'/Alpha 'Over'/A Reminiscent Drive 'A Fly Over Bombay'/The Brave 'On The Road'/Brian Eno & Daniel Lanois 'Deep Blue Day'/Armando Trovaioli 'Racconto Televisio'

Episode 6 Originally broadcast on 27/04/2000
Sketches: born dead through your own arse welcome/Sexual Assualt By Invitation/Childrens Party/Failed Lift Warnings/Genital Transplants: Four Year Old Girl With Genitals Of Forty-Five Year Old Man/Unrepressed Gayness/Pregnant Yokels/Bestiality in a Veterinary Surgery/Police Search 'Mah Na Mah Na'/Monged Sex/subliminal shot of Rothko dragging man down road/Doctor's Surgery: Urinating Doctor
Music: Michael Brook 'Earth Floor'/Brigitte Bardot 'Un Jour Comme Un Autre'/The Irresistible Force 'The Lie-in King'/Massive Attack 'Weather Storm'/Coldcut 'Autumn Leaves'/Rae & Christian 'The Hush'/Moodswings 'The Great Sound of Letting Go'/Piero Umiliani 'Mah Na Mah Na'/Impact All Stars 'Jaro'/Third Eye Foundation 'Lions Writing The Bible'

Animals Originally broadcast on 29/01/1997
Attention animal lovers! Karla the Elephant, a resident of London Zoo, is suffering from a depressive disorder brought about by the misery of her captivity. She has reacted to this by wedging her head and trunk firmly into her own anus. So join Paul Daniels, Carla Lane, Jilly Cooper, Britt Ekland, and Wolf from "Gladiators" in the fight to free her... come on, help us get that trunk out!

Drugs Originally broadcast on 05/02/1997
The Summer of Love has been and gone, and the Summer of Death is on its way. Cake, a deadly new killer drug from Prague, is about to take Britain by storm. Our only hope for saving the nation’s youth from the horrors of ‘Czech Neck’ is an intensive awareness campaign, spearheaded by a video aimed at schoolchildren, and featuring the influential voices of Bernard Manning, Noel Edmonds and MP David Amess MP. So before you start trying to score Yellow Bentines from the Boz Boz on the street corner, listen to these wise men and think twice. Take care, and I really do mean take care.

Science Originally broadcast on 12/02/1997
Millions of pounds are pumped into scientific research every year by Governments that never stop to think of the consequences. In a world where heavy electricity pollutes Third World nations and scientists are given the freedom to isolate and blow up a fortnight, can this be justified in any way? Science - is it good or bad? Innocent or guilty? Innocent or guilty? Innocent or guilty? Look, leave me alone, I’m trying to work it out...

Sex Originally broadcast on 19/02/1997
Increasingly, it seems the bone around our brain is not the skull, but the pelvis. The society in which we live is dangerously fixated with sex, segregating those with ‘Good’ and ‘Bad’ AIDS while applauding pop stars who offer sex to anyone from Former Yugoslavia, so the time is clearly right for a ‘risky’ television discussion show to ram the felchspoon up the topics that no-one else dares hump. If this were really happening… what would you think?

Crime Originally broadcast on 26/02/1997
More young offenders are committing offences than ever before, and the Government’s typically weak response has been to get Tommy Vance to present a video urging them not to indulge in any more crimes, for fear of the threat of being denied foaming nut-brown ale. "Brass Eye", however, has an iron nerve, and ramraids its way into the world of crime to judge for itself whether or not anything can actually be done.

Moral Decline Originally broadcast on 05/03/1997
Factories persuade their workers to experiment with drugs to increase productivity. Pop groups have hit singles with songs of love to Myra Hindley. Petrol stations are raided by gunmen and seabirds every couple of minutes. Riddled with wounds from the knife of Americana and the shotgun of popular culture, Britain’s once proud and resolute morality is crumbling like a cheap digestive biscuit. An oasis of stern moral stricture in a sea of hedonism, "Brass Eye" gets to heart of the matter and tries to do more for our sick society than Paul McCartney donating one hundred top hats ever could.

"sick's a sort of m'taffer for the way these people lead their lives"

Also, that time when he went on a rant about how shit Virgin Radio was for about five minutes, that shit was awesome.

of course I know what a parking meters are!

GRAB THE MICROPHONE AND BANG ON

"POINT AT MOUTH"

Fun fact: Chris Morris has a massive red wine stain birthmark across the side of his face, which has to be covered up with make-up before he performs.

Jon not to thread:

"i basically think british people should not write or perform comedy.

-- GR (...), August 27th, 2005."

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NICE.

This thread warms my heart.

I'm also a big fan of Mark Heap (Lizard Man above). I would love to have him act in my movie.

(If you're reading, Mark Heap - this email is real)

yeah, why isn't mark heap famous in america yet? just looking at his face makes me laugh.

Cutty, I play Winning Eleven 8 on the PS2 and most of the Spanish team look exactly like you!

i've never seen any of this. should i start with brass eye?

no, you should start with The Day Today, then Brass Eye.

The next guy was Mickey Vummklanger, who got the gush filming "Rimnasium 7". It took him 3 days to die, all the while he was frying the fuck juice, and when they weighed his body it was maybe 20 kilos, which is no more than 2 or 3 squirrels.

hahaha!

"You've got a face like a planet"

ha, THE GUSH!

i think brass eye is a better starting point for non-stop laughs.

JAM.

START WITH POT, THEN JAM.

not really evading charges of going over same old turf wid dis.

does green wing = scrubs + jam?

yes.

btw eagle-eyed ilers have noticed that the thing i linked to is just a student film with probably no morris involvement, which is maybe a good thing.

Scrubs > Jam >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Green Wing

nonetheless!

'green wing' isn't THAT BAD, i decided in the end. it's up itself, but so was 'jam'. 'green wing' >>>>>>> 'nighty night' anyway.

BIDET TO YOU SIR

you brits LOVE scrubs.

not many of us!

but it's more popular than your 'everyone loves raymond'.

my?

you as a nation, i mean.

NATION OF ISLAM CUTTY