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GOD YOU WERE DELICIOUS

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

Grolsch

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

i think you're supposed to cook the meat first, stormy.

― ian quiche-lorraine (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

rare is the only way to go.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

Plus I had to cook it that way to counteract the bad burger I had on Saturday at a BBQ, where burgers were overcooked in the "throw them on the grill and forget about them and drink beer and talk" manner. (but BBT if ya readin: you're my guy!)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

I have eaten one hamburger since I started eating meet again two years plus ago. Numerous carne asada burritos, however.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

I had a hamburger yesterday. A little less rare than Stormy D's but still totally pink & juicy. onions, tomatoes, lettuce, salt & pepper, swiss cheese.

delicious.
i fuckin love grilled meat.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

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― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

oh man that was a bad idea with like seven hours of work left to go

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

five guys amirite

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

pwned by five guys

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

yeah the 1st rule of 5 guys you can't do 5 guys for lunch while @ work

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

haha I went googling "five guys" thinking you guys were talking about some kind of underground burger meatshock Fight Club or something, kinda disappointed.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

we're new to your five guys ways here

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

they put the french fries in a little styrofoam cup and then into the paper bag and then poured MORE FRENCH FRIES ON TOP

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

i have been doing so good with my new healthy eating regimine but i am weak-willed when it comes to fried potatoes

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

they put the french fries in a little styrofoam cup and then into the paper bag and then poured MORE FRENCH FRIES ON TOP
-- acid waffle house (wt...), January 22nd, 2007.

OH Shit--I hope you ordered a small and not a large! I have to split the small with someone and then I am STILL SICK OF POTATOES after I finish the bag. Seriously, they give you like FIVE POUNDS OF POTATOES in a little bag.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

bag o' grease

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i got a small. i dont like potatoes THAT much.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Five guys at a table is kind of an impossiblity

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

oh man five guys. I hungee. I don't think they exist in Boston. :(

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

zzzzz.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

i couldn't finish the fries. they're staring at me from the bag. taunting my weakness.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

i was so excited for a hamburger yesterday, but when i got to the restaurant "NO BURGERS DURING BRUNCH" was written on the blackboard. SAD.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

DAEREST HAMBURGLAR, TODAY I WILL EAT YOU UP WITH CHEESE AND A TOASTED BUN AND VARIOUS CONDIMENTS AND "SALADS"

XOXO
IJ

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that is the worst EVER. please tell me where this was so i can NEVER GO.

― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

i wish it was barbeque season

no hamburgers at brunch is a ridiculous policy! esp if "brunch" is actually the time spanning breakfast + lunch!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

you are not weak if you can't finish a small 5 guys sack of fries by yourself, jeez! don't be so hard on yourself. take a nap!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

this was the great jones cafe. i suppose this policy is in place because the place is tiny, the kitchen is small, and there are often lines of people waiting to eat, so they decided that not offering anything cooked to order was the best way to handle things. the brunch menu is 8 or so mainly egg-based dishes, with a pancake special.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

(obviously eggs are cooked to order to some degree, but i'll admit that burgers are more contentious.)

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

that makes sense i guess. but it should be called breakfast then

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

must eat burger soon, though.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

how many hamburgers is it safe to consume in a month?

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 22 January 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

i was up to four per week for a while. now it's more in the 2-3 range.. cutting back.

― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 22 January 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

that is the worst EVER. please tell me where this was so i can NEVER GO.

-- be home by 11 (dr.carl.saga...), January 22nd, 2007 6:27 AM. (orion) (later) (link) (admin)

yeah, srsly that is a travesty!

i always eat breakfasty things at brunch but a few weeks ago i had hamburger and it was an excellent brunchy choice!!!

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Monday, 22 January 2007 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

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on 1/9/2008 I've found that following this how-to with just 1/4" patties which should be cooked a shorter time.
There is still blood pouring out of the burgers being just around med rare.
For those that don't like pink inside, in this case stick a bandaid on it and send back to the field to graze, cause I want my meat well done.
There's only one type of meat I'll eat which I don't mind having pink inside but I won't go into that here. :) :P LOL

― ian, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 00:16 (sixteen years ago)

lolz.

i had to shape mrs jaxon into eating meat that's not burnt to a crisp. her parents still order everything well done at restaurants. usually really embarrassing. especially when they send back seared tuna to be cooked more.

― A. Roddick City (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 01:55 (sixteen years ago)

O_o

― tehresa, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

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