20 ALL TIME ULTIMATE HO RECORDS.

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music to make the smoochy smoochy

1 Marvin Gaye - Let's Get it on
2 Alice Coltrane - Journey In Satchidananda
3 Sade - Lovers Rock
4 Al Green - Call Me
5 Shuggie Otis - Inspiration Inovation
6 Stereolab - Dots & Loops
7 Prince - Purple Rain
8 Jorge Ben - A Tábua De Esmeralda
9 Justin Timberlake - Justified
10 Slum Village - Fantastic Vol 1
11 Terry Callier - What Color is Love
12 Gil Scott Heron - Winter in America
13 Gal Costa - s/t (the mellow one)
14 Ann Peebles - I Can't Stand the Rain
15 Luomo - Vocalcity
16 Dwele - Subject
17 Dennis Wilson - Pacific Ocean Blue
18 Fleetwood Mac - s/t
19 Horace Andy - Dancehall Stylee
20 John Martyn - Solid Air

― YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC (jaxon), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

It's not that I'm "No Fun" it's just that things which are Supposed To Be Sexy By Regulation generally don't turn me on. If anything, cliches turn me off, and if a bloke put on "Let's Get It On" to get me in the mood, I'd get my coat.
-- The Brocade Fire (masonicboo...), September 30th, 2005 9:25 AM. (kate) (later)

Any Pulp would result in me not just getting my coat, but probably throwing a bottle of vodka at him on the way out.
-- The Brocade Fire (masonicboo...), September 30th, 2005 9:32 AM. (kate) (later)

x-post... HUH?
What does Captain Anderson and his sexxxx hammock have to do with this? Captain Anderson lived before the birth of Marvin Gaye, in fact before the invention of the grammaphone so he'd never be able to seduce me with "Let's Get it On". Perhaps some sea shanties, but no Marvin Gaye.

-- The Brocade Fire (masonicboo...), September 30th, 2005 9:34 AM. (kate) (later)

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

Sigh. Who am I kidding? When am I ever going to get it on?
And what would I be doing listening to "Let's Get It On" - a song that I despise - anyway?

-- The Brocade Fire (masonicboo...), September 30th, 2005 10:11 AM. (kate) (later)

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MAYBE COMPROMISING WITH A GUY THAT YOU LIKE INSTEAD OF MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR TASTES?
-- n/a (nu...), September 30th, 2005 10:17 AM. (Nick A.) (later)

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Naaahhh, that never works.
-- Rock Hardy (crump...), September 30th, 2005 10:21 AM. (Rock Hardy) (later)

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A guy I like?!?!? Oh wow, gee, I'd never thought of that!!!
Anyway, forget it. I was making a joke.

I should just squish all of my "tastes" and my desires and my dreams down and just "compromise" everything that makes me me, to find some bloke, cause yeah, that worked SO WELL for me before, didn't it?

-- The Brocade Fire (masonicboo...), September 30th, 2005 10:21 AM. (kate) (later)

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

JaXoN has sent me TWO of the records on his list! >=0

― 100% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

well, thank the lord that i won't ever make out w/Kate

― YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC (jaxon), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

but i'll probably make out w/adam some time

― YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC (jaxon), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

I can never really listen to Pacific Ocean Blue again.

― 100% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

i need a copy of PACIFIC OCEAN BLUE!!!!!!

KTHXHIDERE!

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

xpost - if i ever come over to your place, and it's on, i'll know.... IT'S ON!

― YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC (jaxon), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

ddb, i'll try to hook you up this weekend w/POB and his unreleased stuff (Bamboo etc).

sometime this weekend when i have some free time.

― YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC (jaxon), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

what does it say that i find jaxon's ho list more enticing than any of the bro lists on that other thread?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

THX JAX

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

i need a copy of PACIFIC OCEAN BLUE!!!!!!

dude i woulda given it to ya, had i known. sold it to that dude at my stoop sale.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

what does it say that i find jaxon's ho list more enticing than any of the bro lists on that other thread?

you said "enticing"!

― 100% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

What sort of crazy ho would choose to listen to Vocalcity over The Present Lover? or maybe I shouldn't ask...

― 100% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

NICE JAXON with the SELF-TITLED FM lp. My man knows the score.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

present lover is way more happy and singy. vocalcity is long drawn out tracks w/gasps and breathing as sample sources. much more sexy

― YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC (jaxon), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

what does it say that i find jaxon's ho list more enticing than any of the bro lists on that other thread?

GAY GAY GAY BUTTFUCKING GAY!!

― YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC (jaxon), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

I like hos for whom appetite for destruction is a ho record.

― 100% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

was that gramatically correct?

― 100% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

i was asking for that, wasn't i?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 30 September 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

i love your blogs!

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― mookié wilson (mookie wilson), Friday, 30 September 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

i like the bro lists better than the ho list. i'm so gay

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 30 September 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

ps replace timbercakes with ladytron

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 30 September 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

i think we all like the bros list better than the hoes list. BROS BEFORE HOES, DUH.

also, my boss has a iTunes playlist on the community jukebox/computer that's called Bonin' Music. grodie

― YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC (jaxon), Friday, 30 September 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

i'm thinking of my own ho records list. it's not ready yet though.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 1 October 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

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