Fattening Frogs for Snakes

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It took me a long time, to find out my mistakes
Took me a long time, to find out my mistakes
(it sho' did man)
But I bet you my bottom dollar, I'm not fattenin' no more frogs for snakes

I found out my downfall, back in nineteen and thirty
(I started checkin')
I found out my downfall, from nineteen and thirty
I'm tellin' all of my friends, I'm not fattenin' no more frogs for snakes

All right now... (solo)

Yeh it is nineteen and fifty-seven, I've got to correct all of my mistakes
Whoa man, nineteen and fifty-seven, I've got to correct all of my mistakes
I'm tellin' my friends includin' my wife and everybody else,
not fattenin' no more frogs for snakes

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 17 October 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

All you girls think the days are gone
You don't have to worry, you can have your fun
Take me, baby, for your little boy
Three hundred pounds of heavenly joy
This is it
This is it
Look what you get
You been creeping and hiding behind his back
'Cause you got you a man that you don't like
Throw that Jack, baby, outta your mind
Follow me, baby, have a real good time
This is it
This is it
Look what you get
Hoy! Hoy! I'm the boy
Three hundred pounds of heavenly joy
I'm so glad that you understand
Three hundred pounds of muscle and man
This is it
This is it
Look what you get
If the men's all mad then the women's glad
If the little kids' happy then the old folk's mad
I'm so glad that you understand
Three hundred pounds of muscle and man
This is it
This is it
Look what you get

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 17 October 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...
I'm a tail dragger
I wipe out my tracks
When I get what I want
I don't come sneakin' back
The mighty wolf
Makin' a midnight creep
The hunters
They can't find him
Stealin' chicks everywhere he go
Then draggin' his tail behind
I'm a tail dragger
I wipe out my tracks
When I get what I want
Well I don't come sneakin' back
The 'cuda drags
His tail in the sand
The fish wiggles
His tail in the water
When the mighty wolf come a long
Draggin' his tail
He done sole somebody's daughter
I'm a tail dragger
I wipe out my tracks
When I get what I want
Well I don't come sneakin' back

gear (gear), Friday, 25 August 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

See you watchin' me like a hawk
I don't mind the way you talk
But let me tell you somethin' got to give
I live the life I love and I love the life I live
If you see me think I'm wrong
Don't worry 'bout me, just let me 'lone
My sweet life ain't nothin' but a thrill
I live the life I love and I love the life I live
My diamond ring and my money too
Tomorrow night they may belong to you
These girls move me at their will
I live the life I love and I love the life I live
I may bet a thousand on a bet this time
One minute later I can't cover your dime
Tomorrow night I could be over the hill
I just want you to know, baby, the way I feel
Oh I'm rockin' when you pass me by
Don't talk about me because I could be high
Please forgive me if you will
I live the life I love and I love the life I live

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Saturday, 26 August 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

scrotums

ath (ath), Saturday, 26 August 2006 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

I just got a version of this song from the thirties mailed to me from my dad last month!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 August 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

I'm a cross-cut saw/drag me across yr log

m coleman, Sunday, 21 October 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

You say you're a race horse mama, your jockey ain't never been found
You say you're a race horse mama, but your jockey ain't never been found
But you've found the best little jockey, I'm the best rider in town

Now you may be a good race horse mama, but I don't think you're so hot
You may be a good race horse , but I don't think you're so hot
Cause when it comes to ridin' what you know, baby I've done forgotten

To be a good race horse, a good jockey's what you really need
To be a good race horse mama, a good jockey's what you really need
Cause when you get on your home stretch, you don't know how to pick up your speed

Now to be a good race horse, you got to try and hold your second spot
To be a good race horse mama, you got try to hold your second spot
As soon as you get on your home stretch, give your jockey every bit you got

Now if you wanna be a good race horse, let me do your trainin' from now on
If you want to be a real good race horse, let me do your trainin' from now on
And I will make you win races, mama that have never been won

I'm a jockey by trade, I've rode the best horses that run
I'm a jockey by trade, I've rode the best in horses that run
And if you don't start jumpin', I will show you how the ridin's done

omar little, Sunday, 21 October 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

I almost put that on leonardo the other day

I'll put it here instead

http://www.sendspace.com/file/6vgkto

dmr, Sunday, 21 October 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

There's another mule kicking in your stall

sexyDancer, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

it's dark down there I can't see what you're driving at

Edward III, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, anybody here want to buy my nuts?
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, I've got nuts for sale.
Selling one for five, two for ten,
If you buy 'em once, you'll buy 'em again.
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, you buy 'em from the peanut man.

Nuts, hot nuts, anybody here want to buy my nuts?
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, I've got nuts for sale.
They tell me your nuts is mighty fine,
But I bet your nuts isn't hot as mine.
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, you buy 'em from the peanut man.

Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, anybody here want to buy my nuts?
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, I've got nuts for sale.
Now they tell me your nuts is mighty small,
Best to have small nuts than have no nuts at all;
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, you buy 'em from the peanut man.

Look what you can get cheap! Only five cents, boys! Nice and brown, too! Everyone's crazy 'bout my nuts!

Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, anybody here want to buy some nuts?
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, I've got nuts for sale.
Now, you see that man all dressed in brown,
He's got the hottest nuts in town.
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, you buy 'em from the peanut man.

Nuts, hot nuts, anybody here want to buy my nuts?
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, I've got nuts for sale.
When a hog gets hungry, he starts to grunt,
When a man gets hungry, he starts to hunt,
For nuts, hot nuts, you buy 'em from the peanut man, I say!
You buy 'em from the peanut man!

sexyDancer, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)


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