white men can't jump

You could definitely pull of that helium balloon trick.

i tried! also once we had to pass around our papers for other people to grade (this prof treated us like 5th graders yes) and the kid next to me got the crippled kid's paper (but he didn't know it). he was laughing hysterically because it was so messy, like "uh, did he do this on the bus on the way to school? aaaaaaaahahahhahaa." then i realized, oh man, it's this kid in the wheelchair, his arms don't work and he's writing with a pencil attached to his head, you guys might want to stop laughing.

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8266665/an-oral-history-ron-shelton-basketball-comedy-white-men-jump

great movie

i love oral histories (pause), cant wait to read this

they shouldve waited until wesley was out of prison

Harrelson: It was a 9-½-foot rim and I just couldn't quite get it and it was killing me. It was actually my first introduction to yoga. Wes went to his trailer after we'd been doing this and I'd been losing money to him. I was just so frustrated. The sound girl goes to me, "Woody, why don't you stretch a little bit? Well, your legs are a little tight, maybe if you stretch, it might help you." I stretch for a few minutes, grabbed a ball, went out and slammed it.

Cozart: They lowered it a few inches when Woody was in his trailer. He dunked it easily when he came out of the trailer. Stretching doesn't give you another four, five inches in hops.

Harrelson: I was pretty psyched because I knew I could do that. I did it again just by stretching a little bit.

Shelton: Of course Woody would say that.

Harden: One day Woody brought the cast of Cheers and we played a half-court game with them. Ted Danson was there and the heavy one, the fat one — George [Wendt] — and another guy. They were playing me, Woody, and someone else. George Wendt hit a jumper on me. I couldn't believe it. I was like, "Wait a minute, let me get to work on this guy." But they stopped the game so we could go film. I never got the chance to redeem myself. He hit a long jumper on me. That's unbelievable — he couldn't even get off the ground.

Rosie Perez: I spoke to Ron about it and he said, "You will not do anything that you are uncomfortable with. As you know, as we discussed before you signed the contract, there is going to be nudity." We choreographed the scene and then he goes, "Let us know when you're ready." I stayed in that bathroom forever. I just couldn't come out. Woody knocked on the door and was like, "Are you OK?" I said, "Yeah, I just need a second." He said, "Well, you know, you've been in there for 30 minutes." I was like, "I'm going to feel weird because you're going to see my body." He said, "I have the utmost respect for you and love working with you and there is nothing but respect for you from the whole cast and crew and we're going to take it slow." I open the door and I'm standing there half-naked and he goes, "Oh my God, look at your tits. They're beautiful." I slammed the door. I started cracking up. I go, "You're such a pig, Woody." He goes, "I'm sorry, they're huge and you're so tiny."

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VlKSxpIwYNY/Tt21G291vrI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/A5Ozkz8UcPE/s1600/RosiePerez_WhiteMenCantJump0-3.jpg

rosie

http://www.thefancarpet.com/uploaded_assets/images/gallery/2975/White_Men_Cant_Jump_27652_Medium.jpg

oh rosie

can i just

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSJWATc2yUg

BEELEEE!

Sunny's always talked about how her old roommate hated Rosie and I've always been, well yes, she certainly is annoying.

FOODS THAT START WITH THE LETTER Q

dont care, Rosie Perez is an angel

angel

i couldn't find the PE one which is hypnotic to say the least but iirc netflix