A SPANISHES GIRL LIKES MY NEU SHIRT

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― jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

i once wore a hawaiian shirt to a chilis. i got called a fag in the parking lot.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

at least you can "fill" a hawaiian shirt out :'[

― jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Are you trying to say Jess has bitchtits?????

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Even medium shirts look big on my frame.

― jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

Chili's, the last refuge of the Hawaiian homosexuals

Also, the fat old white "party dude" homosexuals

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

some of us are trying to collapse the binary

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

You know that "awesome blossom" is just a euphemism for a gaping asshole.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

http://chilis.goatse.cx

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

Jon, play to your strengths, kiddo. You oughtta be rocking tight Tshirts. For those times when someone tropical is called for try those tailored Cuban shirts -- you know, the ones in solid colors with the vertical tucks down the front and tone-on-tone embroidery? They're less...floppy than Hawiian tourist togs. I wish more boys would wear 'em.

Jay, that's um...how did you KNOW that? Nevermind.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

i wear multiple shirts to "pad out the pecs"

― jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

"vertical tucks down the front"

what does this mean???

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

A guayabera:

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― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

needs more pockets

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

jon was wearing his neu! shirt last night.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 3 November 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

rich bastard

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 4 November 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

Haha I do multiple shirts sometimes too! SECRET CLASSIC.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:13 (twenty years ago)

haha, that douchey kid with a goatee on ER who is "in a band" was wearing a black Neu! shirt under his white doctor's coat last night. I wish he had died in that Chicago porch collapse

― eBay Item number: 7358717916 (mookie wilson), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

OMG JPGS PLZ

― Alex in Novosibirsk (ex machina), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

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