HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA H

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HALFWAY TO FIFTY!!!!!!!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 22 December 2005 05:24 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 22 December 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

APPY IRTHDAY AURAS

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 December 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

SICK. U RULE.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 22 December 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

HAPpY birdFDAY!

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 22 December 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday!!1!

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GOOD LUCK !!

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 22 December 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday, you

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Thursday, 22 December 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Thursday, 22 December 2005 07:28 (twenty years ago)

yes good luck

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 22 December 2005 07:38 (twenty years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! BLOOP BLEEP

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 December 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)

Ack! I told her to go to bed because it was too late but I forgot to wish her a happy birthday!!@2e1

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Thursday, 22 December 2005 08:24 (twenty years ago)

:-\ concerned and jerky, all at the same time!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Thursday, 22 December 2005 08:29 (twenty years ago)

Happy birthday! You are almost old!

― Dan (Yay) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 December 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday you are old!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 22 December 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

Aww, thanks guys. Last night when I saw this thread I wanted to post an html heart but I was too high to remember how.

Too bad the transit strike is such a party pooper. Ian, I demand a raincheck for drinking if we can't get together to celebrate our birthdays tonight.

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 22 December 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday! drinks for both of you next week when i'm back.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 22 December 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday!

― petesmith (plsmith), Thursday, 22 December 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

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― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

HAPPY!
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― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

BIRTHDAY!
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― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

LAURA!
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― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

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― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday, laura.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

25 cents! KAWABUNGAH ARUBA JAMAICA WATUSSI WINNEBAGO!

happy car insurance goes down day! i think you can also rent a car now without any troubles.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

cheers.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

only 50 summers left!!!!

psyche! happy birthday, laura

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 22 December 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

yo kid yo happy yo birthday yo

― remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 December 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

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― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 22 December 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday.

― jeffrey (johnson), Thursday, 22 December 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

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Happy birthday Laura!

― melton mowbray (adr), Thursday, 22 December 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

congratulations on your decision to join the US armed forces over seas.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 22 December 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

Happy birthday Laura!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 22 December 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

To congratulate you on your achievement, I thought you would like one of those beefcake sexy men cards!!!!!

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― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday laura H!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Happy day, L! When I get back I will totally buy you a drink.

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― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 December 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

seriously, we need to have laura/ian drinks next week/week after while i'm still around. i haven't been to daddy's yet this time around...

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 23 December 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Lauren, when are you leaving? I don't get back until Thurs morning, I'm afraid.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 December 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

i don't get back until thursday, either. i'll be around til 1/7, so there should be plenty of time (famous last words).

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 23 December 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Eeeeexcellent.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 December 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday laura!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 December 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

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― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Friday, 23 December 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

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― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Friday, 23 December 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

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― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Friday, 23 December 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

Laurel, I am down for drinks next week. Check your e-mail.

Ian and/or others?

― Laura H. (laurah), Saturday, 24 December 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

i'm back on thursday and ready for some liquor.

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 25 December 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

excellent.

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 25 December 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

maybe I'll come to new york huh

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

show you how glasgow rolls

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

maybe you should!

how glasgow rolls: women in miniskirts despite temperature crowding around one of their pals, who is holding a towel filled with ice up to her head (all have cigarettes hanging out of their mouths) while another women is being held kicking by two bouncers. outside a pub on sauciehall street, saturday night.

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 25 December 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

I think I know one of the women in your story

she's alright; a bit rowdy but nice with it

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

i luv glasgow.

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 25 December 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

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― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Sunday, 25 December 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

so those drinks we talked about...

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

I'm kind of a mess today because of how drunk I got last night, but I'm up for something on Fri. or Sun. night. Laurel, Lauren?

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 29 December 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

yes! i'll email you tomorrow when i know what my schedule is and when i'm not on pirated wireless.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 December 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

so, people... drinks?

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 30 December 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

So yeah! Fri or Sun would be fine, as I said. I'm at the office (even though we're closed) so will be in posting range for a few more hours -- if we can sort out time & place now, all the better. So...tonight? Anyone? I can hoof it to Wburg for the Daddy's Experience if that's the frontrunner.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

i am getting in touch with my inner pink hipster tonight and getting trashed and going to motherfucker.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

That's tonight? Eh, I don't think I can work myself up for it any more although if enough of the old crew were going I'd consider it...does that rule out drinks tonight for any/everyone else?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

We're not going out tonight....

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Saturday, 31 December 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

Twenty-five, so OLD.

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 31 December 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

Lauren, I didn't realize you called. :x (thought it was my LANDLORD until I checked voicemail) My girlfriend is cooking us bulgogi for dinner right now so we're in for the night.

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Saturday, 31 December 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

How about Sunday night?

― Laura H. (laurah), Saturday, 31 December 2005 06:48 (twenty years ago)

I have Monday off TOTAL MIRACLE

― Laura H. (laurah), Saturday, 31 December 2005 06:53 (twenty years ago)

HELLO?

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Saturday, 31 December 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

HELLO! I still haven't bought Laura's birthday drink but the House of Noize was fun (although I hope the wet spot on Jon's arm was something truly innocuous because I sat on that end of the futon).

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

That futon was my bed for a long time, including six months it was shared with a live-in boyfriend. It's really best not to think about it too hard.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Better than the futon I lost my virginity on and likely my cousin did too :xxxx

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:22 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, and there is definitely some furniture at Ian's house in RI that I would not want to see under a black light after all the parties there. Uuuuggghh

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 03:04 (twenty years ago)

there is a lot of semen on that blue couch.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 03:07 (twenty years ago)

along with beer, weed ash, bourbon, vodka, gin, cranberry juice, girl leakings (probably) and probably even some blood (but not menstrual blood).

no one has peed on it right? it has probably been vomitted on. my cat, flip, jizzed on it once while humping a pillow.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 03:31 (twenty years ago)

oh god i have slept there

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 04:04 (twenty years ago)

everyone has!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 04:24 (twenty years ago)

i inherited a bed from my sister when she moved to houston so i know pretty much every guy who jizzed in that bed... weird.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 07:17 (twenty years ago)

hi!

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 07:19 (twenty years ago)

i still have this futon from college, that I cannot get rid of. it follows me everywhere. i had sex with a really nice hippie who listened to lots of jesus lizard and took me to play pinball and some republican on it. my rooomate had lots of sex with some crazy dude that gave her scabies and would make long distance phone calls from everyone's house. do not sleep on the green velvet futon mattress in my house. oh, i think matos slept on it too. and random people in bands that looked clean.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)

i had sex with a really nice hippie who listened to lots of jesus lizard and took me to play pinball and some republican on it.

i cannot parse this sentence. discus.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

I believe she slept with a hippie and a republican respectively.

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:26 (twenty years ago)

on a pinball machine

― latebloomer: Grab my puffy nipples and make a wish. (latebloomer), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:37 (twenty years ago)

And people wondered why I insisted on keeping garage sale-bought sheets on the shared couch(one that I never actually sat on).

still, "girl leakings"? is that like those air fresheners with "new car scent"?

"Try new Russ Meyer's 'Smell of Female'!"

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:07 (twenty years ago)

on a pinball machine

Jodie? Is that you?

― John Hinckley's Favorite Movie (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)

i miss that hippie. he had a very large beard, drove a van and was always talking about nugs and jesus lizard. he would drive long distances to visit me at school and then would buy all my roommates food. i think i was a dick to him.

phil two slept on that futon for like 8 months too.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:41 (twenty years ago)

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― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:56 (twenty years ago)

oh sorry, i am positive that the cover was washed before you slept on it.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:57 (twenty years ago)

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