DAVE'S INSANITY SAUCE = TOTALLY FUCKIN' INSANE!!! or merely mildly kooky/eccentric?

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INSANITY POPCORN

1. COOK 1 CUP OF POPCORN

2. While the popcorn is cooking, melt 2tbls butter, 1tbls brown sugar, one tsp lawreys seasoning salt and one drop of Dave’s Insanity Sauce.

3. After the popcorn is done pour the butter sauce over it and mix well

4. Eat with care.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Popcorn always sticks in the back of my throat.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

sounds good dude, but could probably use more insanity sauce.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:46 (twenty years ago)

yeah one drop wtf

― danielle the animal steel (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

my 14 year old brother is a big fan of hot sauces -- he's got his own rack in the kitchen known as his 'hall of flame' -- and dave's insanity sauce is one of his favorites. it's hot enough to satisfy his spicy craving despite his high capiscum tolerance, and it's actually pretty tasty to boot.

too hot for me, tho.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 20:07 (twenty years ago)

dave's insanity sauce is ok but i prefer a shot of pepper spray straight down the my throat.

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

LEGENDARY TALE MY BRETHREN.

Steve

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

t/s: dave's sauce vs MACE IN YO FACE

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone ever cooked with pepper spray? Wasn't there a Steven Segal né Shasta movie where a baddies squirts pepper spray down his mouth?

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

i like the one dave sells that comes in the glass lockbox w/ key and fake inca skull.

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.zacturney.com/quirky_files/legends.jpg

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Jon do not use my pepper spray to cook in the apartment! At least take it out on the fire escape.

Also, I believe you are thinking of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. xxpost

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

what's the one where he plays an indian?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

dunno the one I saw was so violent I felt bad for the bad guys.

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

we have this hot sauce in addition others

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/hotsauceworld_1878_23523590

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:23 (twenty years ago)

All Segal movies are like that! They're like inverted action movies, "Oh God no that poor terrorist now Segal's really pissed".

― Battle Raver II (noodle vague), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:27 (twenty years ago)

Segal, man... killer abs. There I said it.

Steve S.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

this is what i was talking about ... 5 to 10 times (?!?) as hot as dave's sauce

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

such unfortunate names ...

i seem to recall this having slightly more elaborate packaging ... $90/bottle!!

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

i used to work w/ a lawyer who collected these things. he'd bring em to the office and we'd take turns w/ toothpicks tasting them.

sort of lame. like, if you want to hurt yourself, guy, why not just get a skateboard and/or a dominatrix?

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:50 (twenty years ago)

did you work w/my stepdad? he's got so many. this one's pretty funny

http://www.artnet.com/Magazine/news/mendelsohn/Images/mendelsohn3-29-4.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:08 (twenty years ago)

that's monica lewinsky, obviously

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:09 (twenty years ago)

ah she licked the president's asshole

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

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― danielle the animal steel (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:43 (twenty years ago)

i rikey hot sauce.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:49 (twenty years ago)

I love it too. Melinda's Habenero Sauce is my favorite but even that isn't like totally punishing. I can go through a bottle of that in a week or two. The absolute hottest I've ever purchased in a grocery store was this "Harry's Habanero" by The Boulder Hot Sauce Company. Fucking insanity. I've had the bottle for about a year I think. It's actually really good and smokey but only to be used sparingly.

http://www.boulderhotsauce.com/catalog/HabaneroBottle.gif

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 19 January 2006 05:08 (twenty years ago)

is dave's insanity sauce noise?

― danielle the animal steel (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 19 January 2006 05:43 (twenty years ago)

yes.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 19 January 2006 05:48 (twenty years ago)

From a Seagal interview with PETA:

In your travels, have you had any special interactions with animals? I was in Japan and I had my own dojo, or school, there. I was having some difficulties with a group of lawless individuals—there was this big conflict.

I remember I was sitting out in front of my dojo and I saw this white dog who just walked right up to me as if he had known me forever. I petted him and fed him. He stayed with me for a few days.

On about the third day, he woke me up with really intense barking at about four in the morning. I noticed that my dojo was on fire. I quickly summoned help, and we got the fire out, and I thanked the dog. The next day, he disappeared.

― Mestema (davidcorp), Thursday, 19 January 2006 12:15 (twenty years ago)

I don't know what I'm trung to suggest there. Hooliganism, abduction, bestiality... it doesn't really add up.

― Mestema (davidcorp), Thursday, 19 January 2006 13:21 (twenty years ago)

britishes girlfriend and friends were eating dinner in a washington, d.c. restaurant last weekend, and someone's pepper spray went off.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 19 January 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

Crystal hot sauce is my favorite--very mild but tangy. Unfortunately the factory got Katrina'd and aren't reopening in the city.

― adam (adam), Thursday, 19 January 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Crystal hot sauce is my favorite--very mild but tangy. Unfortunately the factory got Katrina'd and isn't reopening in the city.

― adam (adam), Thursday, 19 January 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

crystal was my favorite growing up!! my parents had a fondness for it when we lived in florida, so when we later moved they had a friend send a case of it to RI. i think it is all long gone, though.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 19 January 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

crystal's not bad.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 19 January 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Hi hStencil, will i see you in person if I go to M@t@d0r on Friday at 5:30 pm? I am in NYC to play a show. I want to say hello to you.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 20 January 2006 06:05 (twenty years ago)

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