heroes:

The ultra morbidly obese. The best fuck you to our society ever is eating so much shit food that you can't move under your own volition and all you do is smell bad and inconvenience people and go on SSI cause you're FAT all the while amassing astronomically high medical bills for your adult onset diabetes and your angioplasty and eventual stomach stapling and then the resulting medical expenses that ensue after you overcram your whithered feedbag. Also, there are now scooters in large stores that I can ride and there are few things that bring a smile to my face as the guy who burned to death in his trailor because he was too fat to leave without mechanical assistance did. how fucking perfect is that??? A trailor is way classier than my current accomodations, but can it get any better than a fat man dying in one? Dying BECAUSE he's fat. Also, it's great to bust their chops online. It's like the amish, but a way higher number of morbidly obese people will see this than the amish. But either way nothing will come of it cause the amish are a pacifistic folk and the morbidly obese are by nature sedentary.

--Scott Otis