I wouldn't give up my seat for a pregnant woman. You made that bed, now you lay in it, slutgina.

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What are your rules for giving up a subway/bus seat?

Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Wednesday, 1 February 2006 01:27 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm pretty easy about that. i'm always volunteering to get up so someone else can sit -- wtf do i care, i never have that far to go anyway.

dancing chicken (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I had some middle aged polish dude give me dirty looks because I was sitting in the middle of 3 (butt-separated) seats on the F train playing PSP and I didn't immediately recognize that a rampant homophobe needed me to move over to achieve maximal heteropoints.

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah i'll volunteer the seat or whatever, it makes getting off and by all the motherfuckers easier

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 01:49 (eighteen years ago) link

coming and going from work is only three stops for me, so I don't even sit down usually, even if there is plenty of seats. I'm fucking sitting all day anyway, it feels good to stand.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

i will get up for old people or the disabled.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

even if i'm sitting for the entire ride, i still always get up a few minutes before my stop. i just like being ready to exit so i don't hold everybody (inc. myself) up.

dancing chicken (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

"slutgina"!

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 02:59 (eighteen years ago) link

why do you all hate ms. subways!?!?!?

maura (maura), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I gave my seat up so two old French ladies could sit together on the Metro. They called me "tres sympa".

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 05:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I get up for whoever and I also would like to second the appreciation of the phrase "slutgina"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 06:28 (eighteen years ago) link

When I got back home I found a message on the door
Sweet Regina's gone to China crosslegged on the floor

team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 07:08 (eighteen years ago) link

rosemary, tres sympa is the name of a notorious fascist collaboratrice

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 07:18 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, Amateurist .. hey why is it you didn't really care for Palmer's Deep Blues again? and how are you?

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 07:22 (eighteen years ago) link

rofl @ Amateurist

Big Tits Erotic Restaurant (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

fucking hell I want to hit people who don't let my wife sit down when she's obviously pregnant. She had to sit on the floor of BART yesterday, in front of some chick, and then when a seat opened up, the bitch went and sat down in it. I watched to shoot her in the face.

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

... is it a wonder why people think noise dudes are mysogynist?

JUST SAYIN'.

elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't like it when parents want you to let their kids sit down. I am all like "BITCH, WHERE HAS THIS KID BEEN WORKING ALL DAY? HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO STAND FOR 30 DAYS."

ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

KIDS BE STANDING IN THE CHAIRS ANYWAYS

team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link

... is it a wonder why people think noise dudes are mysogynist?

oh yeah, ade is our spokesperson.

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I intend on bringing the noise board - or as it shall henceforth be known, N00dzville - into a new era of dignity and erudition.

ps. u mad

Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Thursday, 2 February 2006 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

anyone have U MAD animated gif?

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 February 2006 00:24 (eighteen years ago) link

As to the original question, according to some, the solution lies in ousting a pregnant woman from her seat.

-- M. White (boeldie...), February 1st, 2006. (Miguelito) (later) (link)

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 2 February 2006 00:40 (eighteen years ago) link

three years pass...

i give up my seat to the criminally insane

velko, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

old people: yes
blind people: yes
canes: yes
pregnants: no way

blobfish russian (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

the blind should just get eye transplants imo

velko, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah shoulda thought of that before you got blind

blobfish russian (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

is there not lasik? jesus people on the bus

avuenjo, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

also, most old people are shut-ins, they know their place

velko, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't like when people get in with one of those little hand truck things with groceries in them when the bus has 200 people on it already. buy a car if you want groceries imo

blobfish russian (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

*pulp*

velko, Sunday, 2 August 2009 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link

pregnant women are bonertime

don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Sunday, 2 August 2009 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

I COME from a Third World country. Until I came to Singapore, I was under the impression that giving up your seat to an elderly person or a pregnant woman was a natural impulse.

Nearly 95 per cent of the time, a pregnant woman is assured a seat in a bus or train in my country, as the distances travelled are longer, and the conditions, more onerous. The most important issue here is the unborn child the woman is carrying. Every mother is anxious to ensure the safety of her child.

God forbid that the pregnant woman suffers a miscarriage if she is thrown to the floor by the sudden jerk of a stopping bus or train.

I feel very silly for raising such a well-known concern but, judging by recent reports, it almost seems as though people here are unaware of this issue. I was taught at a very young age to regard other people – be they elderly or pregnant – as my own siblings or parents.

It may sound corny, but I believe that if I were to sacrifice my seat to someone who needs it more, someday someone will return the favour to
my elderly parent or pregnant relative.

I have been teaching my sons this corny notion, by setting an example for them. They now give up their seats on their own initiative.

Singapore is my adopted country. While I am proud of its achievements and phenomenal development, I am amazed that we have spent so much time discussing what should by now be an inborn trait.

While I agree that there may be people with no obvious symptoms of discomfort who need seats, do we have to ignore those with obvious needs, just so we can claim that we treat every fellow passenger consistently?

We can all play a small part to make big changes in the mindset of our future generation. - Ms Sashikala Suganthan

velko, Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

a lot of this depends on where I'm at physically/mentally.
I'll always give up the seat to someone disabled/elderly and wobbly/pregnant
most of the time for little kids
sometimes to elderly not wobbly/ women of any age

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 4 April 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://www.theletteroffice.com/studio-projects/upstanding-citizens/

buzza, Friday, 22 April 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

interesting!
(her commute blows obv tho)
i always give my seat up for pregnant women, but some of them are all 'that's ok!'
i had this cute, short, empire-waisted wool coat i used to wear but it needed a belt bc it was too big on me and the few times i forgot to do up the belt, people always offered me their seat on the bus! i declined, because lol fake pregnancy. i still have the coat bc now i know what it's good for anyway.
i think if i were actually pregnant and had to take transit i wld be all faking contractions on full trains and getting a seat via emotional warfare

also, irl lols:
I don't like it when parents want you to let their kids sit down. I am all like "BITCH, WHERE HAS THIS KID BEEN WORKING ALL DAY? HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO STAND FOR 30 DAYS."

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, February 1, 2006 6:10 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 April 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm thinking she actually meant 30 minutes, but it's funnier this way.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Saturday, 23 April 2011 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I would probably stick to route 2 / the .8 mile walk commute

but I'm not pregnant

iatee, Saturday, 23 April 2011 03:20 (thirteen years ago) link

i would happily give up my seat (the rare times that i get one) but fear that i'm probably reading my book and not noticing slutginas

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 April 2011 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Recently, about once a week during my morning commute, some parent will get on a super packed train and start to loudly shame all the riders about how they are not making room for their kid and how no one in NYC cares about kids and how they need to move to somewhere where people care etc etc. Soooo awkward, no one has the energy that early in the morning to punch the parent.

Yerac, Saturday, 23 April 2011 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, and you just know if one person could make the effort they'd all break ranks and land a kick or a thump somewhere but it's hard to take the first step

i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 April 2011 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

Neanderthal, Saturday, 23 April 2011 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i give up my seat for older or pregnant people automatically but often times if I'm sitting it means I'm exhausted from a long day's activity, otherwise I would stand.... so it has to be a good reason for me to get up. doesn't mean I won't do it, but I don't like when people feel like they're entitled to my seat just because they want it.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 23 April 2011 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link


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