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― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:14 (twenty years ago)

somewhere there's a kid in ethiopia willing to give up his sandwich

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:17 (twenty years ago)

2.0

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:30 (twenty years ago)

she might be a few IQ points away from a box of triscuits, but I'd fuck a box of triscuits too if it was hot.

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:32 (twenty years ago)

langston you are the devil himself

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:35 (twenty years ago)

I'd do a line off her pubic bone, but that's about it.

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:48 (twenty years ago)

haha -> jody.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:49 (twenty years ago)

ethiopia jokes are so retro 80s

― team jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:50 (twenty years ago)

Need
Antother
Seven
Astronauts?

― team jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:50 (twenty years ago)

12 yr old boys with plungers on their heads and pierced belly buttons are the new hot

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:51 (twenty years ago)

don't expect quality comedy from me at this hour (xpost)

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:51 (twenty years ago)

"at this hour"

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:51 (twenty years ago)

OMG WTF.

this is blasphemy.

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Thursday, 9 February 2006 05:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/19/paris_hilton_pees_herself_1.html

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Thursday, 9 February 2006 05:42 (twenty years ago)

too bad alex in nyc doesn't post here

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 9 February 2006 10:06 (twenty years ago)

Like I said elsewhere, if noone had ever heard of her before this pic, most dudes would shabba rank that ass like a starved cannibal on sherm and wonder what ELSE she's got on her ipod.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 9 February 2006 13:27 (twenty years ago)

her torso is so weird-looking. it's like a giraffe's neck!

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 13:40 (twenty years ago)

coq OTM, stop frontin dudes, you know it's hot.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

(though it would be hotter if it were someone else; absolute lack of either ass OR titties is pretty shocking.)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)

her pants are very weird though, is the thing about that picture. why are they all butt-lumpy?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Because they're rolled down at the waist?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

but...if I do that, my pants don't create that weird mini-jodphurs thing she has going on on her crotchal areas.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)

she is wearing shorts & tights, i think?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Oh! That would explain it. So unflattering, just wear tights? or shorts + no tights? Not enough contrasts at all!

why do sometimes they photoshop big boobs onto Paris Hilton and sometimes they do not?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

have they dressed little paris up as edie sedgewick yet?

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

http://nosamieslesstars.com/images/paris-club.jpg

strange.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

SEE, IF YOU CUT OFF HER HEAD RIGHT, I'D FUCK THAT SHIT REAL HARD.... BLOOD SPURTING OUT THE TOP... HEADLESS GHOUL....

I THINK HER BODY IS WAY HOT. I JUST DON'T LIKE HER PHOTOSHOPPED NOISE AND LACK OF A BRAIN AND CONDESCENDING CUNT SMILE.

i mean, it'd probably be way hotter to fuck her without a head.

VORPAL SWORD!

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

...

― Yawn (Wintermute), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:49 (twenty years ago)

enjoy the bug, guys.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

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