dear bong

hey baby. it's been about five hours.. ya missed me? i missed you.

xo
ian

why did you break? ;_;

RIP

dear bingo,

hope you're doing well down in la at that foine hunny's house.

i miss you, baby.

xoxoXOXOxo

-c

dearest bong,
i kiss u.

xo
ij

Dear bong,

You were named Puff, because you looked like a dragon, and we puffed out of you. You were ten years old when you broke. That's like a hundred in bong years. I miss you.

Love,

Nick

i met a filipino dude named Bong the other day.

i kept wanting to go BONG,,,, BONG,,,, BONG,,,,
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XwjSJ3__jVY

my sweet binger,

what are you doing later? it's been a dull, dreary day. let's curl up and watch some DVDs.

xoxo
elmo

You were ten years old when you broke. That's like a hundred in bong years.

so true

we made a bing bong in college out of a 5L water jug, copper piping, drain screen, and 4-way-action plastic tubing. we called it the deathstar, and it was good.

what time do i call dealer?

7

LIKE HE HAS AN OFFICE JOB xpost

time to go to Gimme!

gimme is my favorite record store that i never ever go to. damn them and their weird hours.

Dear Bong,
I've neglected you for too long. You get me so h1gh!
Today is the day, though. After work, its just you and me.
Trp

gimme is my favorite record store that i never ever go to. damn them and their weird hours.

-- ian, Friday, October 19, 2007 3:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

gimme coffee

oh, lame.

i can't remember when i last went to gimme rekkids -- where is it? gimme coffee is amazing

i've never tried a bong. :-(

http://godlove.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/love_hearts_lrg.jpg
http://www.soadfans.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/RARE/DRUGS/bong.jpg

dear bong

by the time you read this note

i will be gone

http://www.forgotten-ny.com/NEIGHBORHOODS/regopark/dearjohncast.jpg

remember kirk? what a dog.

i remember everyone on that show except the nerd guy at the moment

kirk was teh funney :-D

it occurs to me that there were some babes on that show.

i really loved this show!

i miss my stupid old blue bong
this guy who is also my brother did something with it and now it is gone i guess?

this dude
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2130/1883374525_57668b02bf_o.jpg
yeah

(dude in the back next to pretty girl is other bro looking weirdly jaunty and preppy? i think he is telling a joke)

now i miss my brothers

your bros look like total bros

they are!

Dear bong,

I made you out of a water bottle and an old broken slide and two pieces of gum. You worked pretty well for a couple nights. Now you just smell bad. It's over.

Love,

Nick

Dear bong:

Tonight, we will meet in heaven.

XO
IJ

HEY I THOUGHT YOU WERE HANGING OUT AT MY HOUSE AND EATING STEW TONIGHT, IAN

TROUBLE IN PARADISE

GIRL VS BONG

my friend has a glass bong that looks like a shrivelled penis emerging from a swollen testicle

i haven't had a bong since highschool. but maybe i should get one so my boyfriend will hang out at my house more.

GIRL + BONG

wait, a cop movie. a cop and his anthropomorphic bong, solving crimes.

LT. BONG

hijinx ensue when lt. bong investigates a dog-napping at the k-9 training school

the other day my bf was like "wanna rip some tubes" and I was all "<3 <3 <3 okay"

I am going to get PIZZA AND WEED

and see ian!

the other day my bf was like "wanna rip some tubes" and I was all "<3 <3 <3 okay"

lol did u see new sarah silverman show where her gay friends were ascared that if they stopped smokin weed they'd stop being gay??

hahahahah wau what

ian remember that your bowl is NOT at my house cos i brought it over saturday. i bought so many groceries. fairway on a weekday afternoon is so weird, it feels like i am living the housewife dream.

now i make lamb stew. i also bought merguez and ground lamb and WAY TOO MUCH LAMB in general.

i has a one hitter.

I WANT STEW.

I need to buy one of those precooked chickens and use the carcass to make soup

baby lets smoke BLUNTZ

(dude in the back next to pretty girl is other bro looking weirdly jaunty and preppy? i think he is telling a joke)

-- rrrobyn, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 1:00 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Link

who is pretty girl

ian remember that your bowl is NOT at my house cos i brought it over saturday. i bought so many groceries. fairway on a weekday afternoon is so weird, it feels like i am living the housewife dream.

now i make lamb stew. i also bought merguez and ground lamb and WAY TOO MUCH LAMB in general.

-- bell_labs, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 2:43 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i has a one hitter.

I WANT STEW.

-- ian, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 2:44 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

YOU GUYS EVER HEAR OF A PHONE OR EMAIL. GEEZE.

Listen dbag, if they weren't chatting here I wouldn't think to make soup

think soup for yourself

WE MOVED IT TO GMAIL CHAKI, BE GLAD WE DIDN'T KEEP THE INGREDIENTS DISCUSSION HERE

THANK GOD. GOD.

i'm glad you didn't talk about the post-stew sex yr gonna have

covered in lamb stew

i started an i love cooking thread

thing is, compared to a lot of ILXors we don't really talk about our sex life in public!

i'd rather hear the sex talk than the what are you doing later boo boo talk

i'll be sure to take your desires into consideration in the future. sorry about the mix-up.

oh shut up guys. we never do this.

lol boo boo talk. and all you ny people make plans on nb all the time! <<<<WEIRD!!>>>>

ian, i'm just joking.

when i bring my girlfriend online you can make fun of us too.

is she the aspie next to you at work?

i don't know when everyone became so fucking sensitive but it's got to stop, especially on this board

(pretty girl is bro's gf i think but haven't met her in real life yet - xpost)

sincerely,
bongs everywhere

I have weed for the first time in like 6 months

"sensitive"

yes? anything else to say elmoooo

where is my piece

O HENRY ENDING ^^^

defensive cutty is defensive

wait, a cop movie. a cop and his anthropomorphic bong, solving crimes.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:45 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LT. BONG

― max, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:45 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hijinx ensue when lt. bong investigates a dog-napping at the k-9 training school

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:06 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bong gets chewed out by grumpy police seargant

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:07 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YOU"RE OUT OF CONTROL, BONG

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:07 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DON'T DIE ON ME BONG DON'T YOU DIE ON ME

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

i thought about this exchange for no reason today

for some reason i thought it included

YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, BONG

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Recent Pics

Ron Jeremy with the Sexy Team Drinkers (STD’s) at AVN.

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get that kid a dong bong

http://cdn.mos.musicradar.com/images/Artist%20News/Guitar/bong-guitar-850-100.jpg

songs with bong noises in them

biosphere "the club"

"hits from the bong" obv

lol sublime "smoke two joints" but it's dumb bc it's about joints not bongs smh

beastie boys "shake your rump" is one of the best of all time

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MikP6dlbmMQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAqNf11AE5Y

sorry, this one works i think

dao bandon - bong ja bong

Wau! Just took my first bong rip in years and then see this revive.

and how's it going