"Hey, you guys like comedy?"

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NO YOU DUMB FUCK, AND IF I DID I'D BE EVEN LESS LIKELY TO RESPOND TO YOUR CORNY QUESTION.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 02:03 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHA, sorry, that time I really did mean to post it on ILE, I swear.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 02:04 (twenty years ago)

I DONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THOSE PEOPLE

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 02:06 (twenty years ago)

"Hey guys, live music tonight"

HOLY SHIT! THIS REALLY IS THE BIG APPLE!

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 02:08 (twenty years ago)

can someone move this instead of deleting it plz?

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 02:08 (twenty years ago)

But really, those guys are only out there hustling for stand-up time so they can try to be funny on stage -- why don't they at least try to say something funny to passers by? Sure, it might bomb, but nothing's worse than "Do you like comedy?"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 02:15 (twenty years ago)

i tried to move it, but i won't delete it again. that would just be mean.

i'll just say that yesterday a guy tried to get me to donate money to fund artists in new york and i told him i didn't like art and he just looked at me aghast. fuck that guy.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 02:44 (twenty years ago)

"Hey, you guys like food? Check out my restaurant!"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 03:02 (twenty years ago)

"Merchandise inside! Check it out!"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 03:03 (twenty years ago)

END TIMES FESTIVAL II - ST PAUL MN JUNE 23 24 25 feat. Boredoms, Oxbow, Borbetomagus, Total Shutdown, Yellow Swans, Flying Luttenbachers, Magik Markers, Steve Mackay, Rusted Shut et al.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 03:03 (twenty years ago)

"Do you ladies wear clothing?"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 03:04 (twenty years ago)

Do you like par-ties?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 03:06 (twenty years ago)

HIHIHI PLZ STOP PLZ STOP OH COME COME ON PLZ TALK TO ME SIR DODODONT YOU WANT TO SAVE THE CHILDREN(tm)????

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 09:40 (twenty years ago)

Can I ask you a question about your hair?!?!?!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 11:39 (twenty years ago)

"Perhaps your home has floors..."
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― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 11:47 (twenty years ago)

I hate the hair people. Granted my hair is usually shapeless and needs cutting/styling/WASHING but I'm always like, "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, EXACTLY??"

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 12:02 (twenty years ago)

TRhen there's the Camel Lights gal at my fave bar. "Do you smoke cigarettes?" No, just cock.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 12:26 (twenty years ago)

"Hey, you guys like food? Check out my restaurant!"

This kind of happens in Little Italy, except they don't ask you anything. Three men in black shirts surround you on the sidewalk and suddenly you find yourself with at a table with a menu in your hand.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 12:57 (twenty years ago)

I once saw one of those hair people just totally lose it on some girl who refused to talk to him and was all like cursing at her and calling her hair nappy, of all things. Then turns around and goes right back into character and literally GRABS MY ARM and chirps "Excuse me honey, can I ask you a question about your hair?" I was like GET your paws OFF of me and quite frankly after the spectacle you just made of yourself I have lost all interest in discussing my hair with you. He just got all pissed off and walked to a different corner then. Douchebag.

Little Italy is so weird for dudes just trying to drag you into their restaurants, forcibly almost. It's like I ALREADY ATE, THANKS and they still want you to come with them.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

I used to go out with someone who briefly did that "Do you have a minute for Greenpeace?" thing.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 13:33 (twenty years ago)

At least with Greenpeace you can lie and say you're already a member. Especially useful when like 8 of them are hanging around Washington Square Park and you can't avoid them.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 13:36 (twenty years ago)

i think i said this before in another thread, but i get pissed when the Lubavitchers ask me if i'm Jewish, and then when i say "no", don't bother to try to convert me.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 13:46 (twenty years ago)

i was always really curious as to what goes on inside the mitzvah tank, too

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 13:55 (twenty years ago)

The thing with all of these charity organizations begging for members is I'd be totally willing to give them a donation but they aren't allowed to take them. I'm not giving some fucking 19 year old douchey looking guy my credit card info! Sorry dudes!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 13:58 (twenty years ago)

one of those greenpeace guys called me "champ" once. i told him he was lucky i didnt slug him.

if your asking people for things you may not want to be a condescending prick...just an idea

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 14:44 (twenty years ago)

Was he around 6'3, indie spex + questionable facial hair? Possibly wearing a beret? Cos that was my ex, then. Sorry!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

no...generic college student type...

i just can't figure out how people who know damned well they're annoying you get off being condescending fuchs in addition.

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

i went to the laugh factory last night and saw jay mohr, jon lovitz, and dave attell! lovitz was actually extremely funny.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

well, he's gotta be funny somewhere.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

but the warm-up douches were really unfunny. lol, lots of mexicans in l.a., yessir!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

dave attell made fun of me once.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

jon lovitz is...not actually funny but oddly compelling in those Subway ads, I have to admit.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)

grotesque, i think you mean.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)

Lovitz has done it all his own way.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

grotesque, yes. But compelling.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

Lovitz is kind of great.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)

He's fat He's Jewish He invented the Yellow Pages ???

― Egyptian Genie (blastocyst), Thursday, 11 May 2006 01:35 (twenty years ago)

how was Attell? i've never seen his standup, but he's fucking great on that show of his.

ps. i hate standup

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 11 May 2006 03:13 (twenty years ago)

i hate standup too but i had a pretty good time. attell was really funny!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 11 May 2006 03:40 (twenty years ago)

JAY mohr is a huge asshole

― city of gyros (chaki), Friday, 12 May 2006 01:58 (twenty years ago)

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