WHY DO WE WEAR SHIRTS???

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1. SO THE MELTED PEANUT BUTTER DOESN'T DRIP ONTO YOUR CHEST

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Sunday, 16 July 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

i want an elvis right now

― sleep (sleep), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

2. to show the world how much megadeth rules

― sleep (sleep), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

3. Because it isn't a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine

― the power of latebloomer compels you (latebloomer), Sunday, 16 July 2006 10:31 (nineteen years ago)

4. Handy for Electric Shirt Collar solos.

― More Tongue Feldman (noodle vague), Sunday, 16 July 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

5. so people can't see your cascading rolls of flab

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 16 July 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

shirts are cool

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 16 July 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

cause they ain't no good for eatin

― ath (ath), Sunday, 16 July 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

aspirational materialism coupled to an urge to ward off sunburn

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Sunday, 16 July 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

9. To maintain TITTIE MYSTERY.

― John Justen, Bataan death march of dimes. (johnjusten), Sunday, 16 July 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

well then why the hell do man guys wear them then John Justen, Bataan death march of dimes.?

― ath (ath), Sunday, 16 July 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

In my case, to maintain TITTIE MYSTERY.

― More Tongue Feldman (noodle vague), Sunday, 16 July 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

10. Because no one wants to see that, dude. Ugh.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Sunday, 16 July 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

How big are my nipples? You don't know. TITTIE MYSTERY.

― John Justen, Bataan death march of dimes. (johnjusten), Sunday, 16 July 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

what are the roots of TITTIE MYSTERY?

shirts are almost as cool as shorts.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Monday, 17 July 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

11. To keep bees out of your bellybutton.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

12. ppl will know that stupid is with me

― autovac (autovac), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

How big are my nipples?

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

"ENLARGED TO SHOW TEXTURE"

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

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