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1. Urinated on pet store patron

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:54 (nineteen years ago)

2. Urinated in George's Briefcase

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

3. Messed on Living Room Rug

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

4. Drank out of the fishbowl

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

5. Scratched up door

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

6. Ate Thanksgiving turkey from table

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

7. Knocked over living room plant

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

8. Ate some CD-ROM's, and then shat out a VHS tape of the movie Porky's

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

wow.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh i get it: a joke

― lf (lfam), Sunday, 16 July 2006 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco otm

― lf (lfam), Sunday, 16 July 2006 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

9. made the earth mover pop a motorcycle-type wheelie and drove it into Butte's main power line, leaving the city without electricity for several hours.

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 06:08 (nineteen years ago)

10. lose at online Carcasonne, then play unpowered bass to songs on winamp

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 16 July 2006 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

11. Dance with street signs.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

12. Dirty dance with street signs.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

13. wake up, clothes on, lights on, above the sheets, no windows open, no AC on

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

14. 13.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

15. 14 but forgetting to sleep

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

13 but on the living room floor face down on a synthesizer

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

13b surrounded by empty White Castle boxes

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

13c w/mysterious injury

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

16 EAT FRENCH FRIES WITH NO KETCHUP

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

17 reach right into a bag that is clearly filled with broken glass

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

18. Take a poop in the girl's lavatory w/ the stall door swinging open just as a cuet girl walks by.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

19. Let yr girlfriend's head hit the sidewalk while watching folks play volleyball outside of the dorms.

(ah, college)

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

20. Roll out of a failed kegstand dismount to fall down two flights of stairs and wake up the next morning in bed with a girl with a moustache.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

21. drive

― lmaoborghini (eman), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

22. fight, fuck, mutter in sleep

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

23. fall out of a tree

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

24. wind up sitting in the lounge at rehab listening to angry shaky people singing 'imagine'.

― estela (estela), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

25. skinny dip

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

26. eat 36 slices of american cheese

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 July 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

25 roolz.

27. GROPE

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 17 July 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

(maybe don't put those two together, tho. actually, you know what, go right ahead)

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 17 July 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

28. listen to black sabbath
29. make out with awful people
30. puke onto subway tracks

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

31. treat our records with less than the respect they deserve

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

ian's #31 EXTREMELY otm.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

very OTM

31a. leave it spinning all night and next morning find stylus ground into powder

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

31b. girlfriend just made fun of me 5 mins ago about that and i read this thread

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

32. fall asleep in front of gas heater for two hours.

― finest quality internets beef (haitch), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

33. dispose of once-fine scarf on late-night walk home, after vomiting all over it.

― finest quality internets beef (haitch), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

33. order food, pass out before it arrives, awake to incoherent yet menacing swears left on voicemail by the night manager.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

35. think marzipan is a good idea

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

36. make awesome music that sounds awful the next day
37. grind teeth

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

38. go all-in on poker hand because "they can't tell I'm bluffing!!!".

― finest quality internets beef (haitch), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

39. lose mittens :(

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

40. smoke

― lmaoborghini (eman), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

36 & 39 both OTM

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

both 39s otm :/

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

wtf are you doing wearing mittens in the summer u nutcase

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

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108. a week point five ago went to ballgame with work. went to bars after. i wasn't getting drunk so when shots were served i threw back a gaggle. left bar at seven pm to meet up with folks. walked one block, turned corner and proceeded to walk and puke (never stopping, just turning head to side) for the entire length of the block. as soon as block was over, felt fine but still drunk. walked six blocks home to take a twenty minute nap until wife or friends called me to meet up with them. slept through four hundred phone calls. one call even on home phone with answering machine screaming: "WAKE UP, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

-- jaxon (jaso...), Yesterday 6:31 PM. (jaxon)

you forgot the part when you called and professed your love to me.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

111. Watched an entire season of Grey's Anatomy :/

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

112. (subconsciously?) step on (roommate's) hard drive containing many seasons of Frasier episodes

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

finish the job, and pee on it

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

113. bought a chicken wing off a homeless woman who was eating a bunch of them piled on rice

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

jon did you at least cook it first??

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

chicken wing thing = gangsta

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

i thought you said you were going home to eat CHEESE! roffleesss

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

113. is the most disgusting thing i've ever heard of.

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

you forgot the part when you called and professed your love to me.

i kinda remember calling you, but being drunk and having a shitty phone, i said something like "alright, i'm drunk and i can't hear you, so shut the fuck up and i'll do the talking"

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

114. EMAIL/MYSPACE MSG GIRLS I HAVE CRUSHES ON

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

115. tag myspace profiles of girls i have crushes on with "stalking" ^_^

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

TAGGIN ALL OVER UR PROFILE

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

Once my buddy called me from Asheville NC so a homeless man who was trying to sell him some wings would leave me a voicemail - a voicemail message wherein said homeless guy sang "Paradise City" for 4 minutes straight, building in intensity to a throat-rattling finale. As he was handing the phone back to bro, you could hear him saying "so what's up man are you gonna buy these wings or what?".

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

to be fair, i hadn't eaten anything that night, was drunk out of my mind, and her chinese restaraunt styrofoam container was still piping hot steam

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

to be fair, your stomach probably has scabies now.

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT ABOUT HERRR FINGERS THO?

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

jaxon i did the walk-and-puke once with a "new friend"!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

anyone who has yet to puke during sex just needs to sit the fuck down

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

cross reference with dirt bag style

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

strongo: did i ever tell you
strongo: that the girl in sexpuke/cheesefry story
strongo: was [LONGTIME ILXOR]'s college roommate!
strongo: my jaw went through the floor when i heard that
trife: luckily she'd seen a jaw drop that low plenty of times when living with [XXXXX].

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

0_o

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

sepukka cheesefry story

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

sexpuke/cheesefry story was actually the first title for the timberlake album

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www-atdp.berkeley.edu/Studentpages/nselby/t_111_pinkeyepuke.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

Vic: also no more asking tehrza if she would fuck a whale
Jon: what!
Jon: i did??
Vic: roffle
Jon: oh noes!@

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

116. smoking a thousand cigarettes. ugh. i feel like shit.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

117. left cigarettes on the bar? i bought a pack and they're gone and my lungs tell me i didn't smoke them.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

118. sleep for 14 HOURS the next day. omg ugh.

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

119. http://www.vvork.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/kueche1.JPG

MAKE TOO MUCH PASTA

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

is that from the newest matthew barney film?

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

120. call it an installation
xpost

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

i like it though
http://www.vvork.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Bild%2031.jpg

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

i would kill for a kitchen (or bedroom for that matter) that size.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

118. sleep for 14 HOURS the next day. omg ugh.

i think otto has you beat on that one.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

you were both pretty douchey last night
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― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

121. i said some mean things about my friend's Druid in WoW

― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

122. eat bread

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

123. fight girls, and lose

― capt thinking (Pablo A), Saturday, 30 September 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

124. what the fuck, why i am at home right now??

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 30 September 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

125. walk into a wall on a bridge, wake up with massive bruise on shoulder

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

126. leave AIM on all night and wake up to 10 people asking "why are you still awake??" why are YOU

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 11:20 (nineteen years ago)

brocaine u fag

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Saturday, 30 September 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

ugh i was briefly at "rock club's 'dance' night" last night and saw some guy who looked about 12 do about 400 bumps in a row in the bathroom. dude think about the future.

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

126. leave AIM on all night and wake up to 10 people asking "why are you still awake??" why are YOU

-- boo berry (wt...), September 30th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link) (admin)

jon actually pointed out that you were online around 4 or 5 am last night! he was one of those messagers, wasn't he?

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

he was! i came home and ate a sandwich and promptly passed out on my couch

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

127. wake up in the back of someone's car, with bloody knuckles :/

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 30 September 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

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