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1) me thinking i could get any sleep tonight (my alarm is set for 4 1/2 hours from now and i still have reading to do)

― any cop (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 21 September 2006 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

wait - you are west coast now! why getting up so early?

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Thursday, 21 September 2006 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

my first class isn't until 10 but i like having lots of hang time in the morning.

― any cop (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 21 September 2006 07:45 (nineteen years ago)

U moved?

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 21 September 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

several months ago.

― any cop (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

so i have decided to not substitute teach anymore but i can't find teaching work during the crucial 8 am - 1 pm slot, so i have ended up teaching lots of SAT classes from 6-9 pm

this sux because it means my work hours are 2-9 pm, which turns you into a 10-am rising night owl.

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere

― rock u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

i've been that way since about a year ago (worked 3:30-midnight). while i don't recommend that, i really don't mind working til 9 or 10 as long as you have days off because i am really bad at getting up in the morning, no matter what time i go to bed.

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

lots of SAT classes from 6-9 pm

I've done that. I still teach LSAT classes once a week but I'm finally getting rid of it once and for all. Sick to death of the Kaplan schtick and my other job is giving me more than enough to do.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 21 September 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

i do princeton review, which at least is shtick-light.

i also try hard to reduce the shtick. but yeah, fuck you "joe bloggs"

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Thursday, 21 September 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

I had a Kaplan trainer once who insisted that we ALWAYS had to call everything "The Kaplan 4-step Method for x" and say "That's the Kaplan advantage!" after a concept was taught. He also wanted us to say "Boom!" as in "What do we use on this question? BOOM! Kaplan 4-step method!" He was a little cut-up overgelled guy with the look attitude of an especially irritating personal trainer. When he shook hands with you he would always tilt your hand so it was on top (some sort of "alpha male" thing).

Listen chief, I've got a Kaplan method for you: Step 1 kill yourself. Boom! That's the Kaplan advantage.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 22 September 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

i remember when you told that story on ILE ... now i tell your story to my TPR students when they complain about TPR ... i refer to you as "my friend" and your boss as "my friend's boss"

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Friday, 22 September 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha, I told it to my own Kaplan students when they started to complain to me about all the extraneous crap. I totally bailed on KAPLAN DIRECTIVE #1 , which is that YOU ARE KAPLAN. ALWAYS SPEAK IN "WE". DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM KAPLAN.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

holy crap

― any cop (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

2) thin walls means i get to hear my next door neighbor puking on sunday morning

― any cop (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 24 September 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

haha, i think mine kept pissing off balcony last night.

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Sunday, 24 September 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://ralphs.inserts2online.com/KrogerRalphs09202006Ralphs/breakouts/b145285_10.jpg

― any cop (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 25 September 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god i'm so hungry right now i could totally eat a family dinner

― ath (ath), Monday, 25 September 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

where the fuck is theresa; i wanna eat NOW

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 25 September 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

you're worse than perpetua

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 25 September 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

A day to eat your children for dinner™

― DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

a day to eat out yr moms

― i-rm joke (papa la bas), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god i'm so hungry right now i could totally eat a family dinner

-- ath (jodec...), Today 2:33 PM. (ath) (later)

haha i thought the exact same thing

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

4) Pizza trade magazine PMQ and Christopher Muller, a Florida professor, hope to create the country's first university-based pizza research program at the University of Central Florida's Rosen School of Hospitality Management in Orlando.
Muller is proposing a national center to be part of the Rosen college, where five full- and part-time staffers would research trends, collect data and train restaurant owners and managers.
Now, you may be thinking just as I was: Professor, we've gone our entire lives without a pizza institute in O-town. Do we really need one now?

Muller answers with an enthusiastic, "yes," reminding those who think his idea is half-baked that there are 69,000 pizza joints nationally. Each and every American consumes 46 pieces, or 23 pounds of the stuff, each year.

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

i want to be an experimental pizza scientist

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 September 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

waht a country

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Thursday, 28 September 2006 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

Each and every American consumes 46 pieces

lol @ "pieces"

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

s1ocki your task should you choose to accept it: experimental pizza with FOUR toppings + ONE stuffed crust ingredient (other than cheese). GO!

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

stuffed crust is a theoretical dead end

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

anyway here's a four-topping experimental pizza:

thinly-sliced strawberries (marinated in balsamic vinegar)
feta cheese
basil
prosciutto

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

ok wait that's not experimental enough

replace prosciutto with: popcorn

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

GROSS

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

stuffed crust is a theoretical dead end

excellent, you picked that curveball very well. I see a fine future for you here at the institute!

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

dr. slocki's nuevo cuisine

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

oh and no crust

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

has a noiser been to franny's?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

slocki's pizza will be crustless sauceless cheeseless toppingless -- the only ingredient is onion powder.

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

and a smile

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

"the secret ingredient... is salt!"

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

has a noiser been to franny's?

are you talking about a place you might have vistied during your nyc visit? if so, i live near it.. fairly adventurous pies but really more of a nouveau italian restaraunt in disguise. and your check will be hueg.

ian, did you know theres a pizza tratorria on vanderbilt that has a pie with mandarin orange and mint? wtf?

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

I think the strawberry idea could be a good one, esp. w/feta.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

i was thinking that too, but not with feta. maybe cotija?

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

TOO MANY FLAVORS

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

POII

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i went there... definitely not a neighbourhood pizzeria or anything but the pies were amazing

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

BUT THEY SHOULD SLICE THE MOTHERFUCKERS.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

I think the strawberry idea could be a good one, esp. w/feta.

i've had strawberry pizza before. can't remember what else was on it. quite possibly lemon slices, but that mighta been another pie. definitely pine nutz. and i think some sort of white cheese. t'wasn't bad. (can a word have two apostrophes in it?)

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

california destroying all that is good in pizza shockah

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Thursday, 28 September 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

there's a local place that does a chocolate pizza. seriously considering it tonight!

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Thursday, 28 September 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

MOJOS

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 28 September 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

best pizza in the country

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 28 September 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

Insurance company rep just sent me an email, the first word of which was "ROFL".

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Lady I work with: blah blah stocking-stuffers, husband used to give everyone else restaurant gift certificates, except her "HE GAVE ME TEABAGS".

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 29 September 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

i'm imagining this crossed with shasta's "french alarm clock" with hilarious and sexy results.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

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