Awesome Boyfriend Wish List: ♀ edition

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1. good at making breakfast, esp bacon

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

2. Reads over brunch

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

3. likes riding bikes

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

4. possibly an engineer, but a cool one

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

5. Tall enough for me to kiss up, not on the level

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

omg 5 is sooooo otm.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

We were describing the same person until #4, Arbin!

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

haha - does not have to be engineer - i like it when i can learn stuff from guyz, is more what i mean.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

So basically we both want to date my ex. ;)

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

6. Does not listen to metal in the morning. Or, in fact, ever.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

if he'll cook me bacon, I wanna date your ex laurel.
(just tell him it will take more than bacon to get past 2nd base with me. or really, really good bacon.)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha! noes!
but you know how we are, like, aligned in cosmic friendship anyway, so no surprises here
xpost to L before 6.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

7. listens to certain kinds of metal, on certain kinds of mornings
(let the divergences begin!)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

You know, Kevin, instead of promising yourself to every/anyone who offers you the smallest creature comforts, you could stock your own fridge with bacon and go to bed before 2am once in a while so you can enjoy brekky at home and not go to work starving & hungover. I'm just sayin': living well is totally within your reach.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

6. Does not listen to metal in the morning. Or, in fact, ever.

i call bullshit.

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Not that I ever eat breakfast at home, but wahtevs!

Jess, are you looking for a boyfiend? Then hush.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

i'm a simple man with modest wants, make me some bacon in the morning and some motherfucking stew at night and i'm yours.

that sounds trampy. but it's not.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

bacon cooked by other people is always better though
also, sandwiches made by other people, esp people you like

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

But only if they know exactly how you like yr sandwich! Which I guess is where "awesome" comes in.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

i never know exactly how i like my sandwich!

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

8. has got big arms 'cause he drums, right
or is just strong(er than me), can move furniture, boxes of books

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

9. likes adventures
10. likes books
11. likes cats
12. likes 20th century composers

― bell labs (bell_labs), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

13. Rolls sleeves up to show sinewy wrists (I know I've rhapsodized about this one before).

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

14. is on time for movies, because previews are important

haha, wrists

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

15. opposite of tombot in every way

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

(nice Kids in thHall ref, rrobyn)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

16. likes to go camping and is good at making fires.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

15. opposite of tombot in every way lol

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

where did all these unknown hoes come from?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

what is wrong with estrogen?

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

17. not arrogant

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

what's up with people being into metal-hating lumberjack types?

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

18. not in arrogant worms

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

19. must not want babies

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Lauren, I tried burly rockstar + spacerock + metal-for-brunch already and DO NOT WANT. (No lumberjacks, tho! I'm saying: broad, knobby wrists.)

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

metal-loving urbanites can also be great. but the bacon thing stands, (pos even if just veggie bacon. pos.)
xpost

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

19 otm.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

now we just need a lesbian grrlfriend thread and we will have the complete set (unless anyone is ISO trannies)

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

where did all these unknown hoes come from?

i think i am the only unknown ho?

― bell labs (bell_labs), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

Bacon's great but make me magret de canard in the morning and I'm yours.

http://www.foiegrasperigord.com/image/Produits/grande/produits_frais/007-Magret-de-canard-fume.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

i would eat that

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

20. Does not freak out/get all self-loathing when you do nice things/buy him presents, ie ACTUALLY WANTS TO BE LOVED. ;________;

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

totally

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

has got big arms 'cause he drums, right

haha, i can hear you saying this out loud with that "right" at the end.

"unknown hoes" should totally be the next three 6 mafia single.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

21. would have talk about babies, does not want 10

22. cute

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

haha, i know, i always say 'right'. have been trying not to but then forgot. difficult. have cut down on 'yeah yeah yeah' though after efforts.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

23. enjoys winter, doesn't hate the cold or snow

― bell labs (bell_labs), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Bell labs, pls to meet gbx.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

24. does not hate canada
(even if he wants to separate from it)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

25. swims, esp in oceans

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

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No more vegetarians, either.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

48. willing to get vasectomy (or has already had one) because birth control is just as much a man's responsibility

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

Docs generally not down with snipping a dude that has not had kids, JBR! :(

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

what if u preserve the sperm, just in case?

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

OMG spermectomyz r permanintz, can't we just wear sheathes?

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

re 48: too bad kenan is already taken, lol

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

49. doesn't want kids (see #48)

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

50. wants to get married and kids

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

can I blow you so you will stop bitching about how you hate my period because it means no sex".

lol I have never once had a gf say this (i.e. more like "sorry dude, talk to me in a few days")

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

51. Would drive you to the train station if you stayed over and it was raining the next morning.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Aw, of course.

can I blow you so you will stop bitching about how you hate my period because it means no sex".

Yeah, see, I'd have stopped you after the first four words.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

OMG spermectomyz r permanintz, can't we just wear sheathes?

uh, my dad had one after me and now has 3 more kids

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

52. must be into anal

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

anal on whose end?

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

both

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man I am so not on board with 52.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

anyone watching Weeds? Good pegging humor.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

Can I nominate "Endearing drinking problem"? Just trying to win myself points in the grand scheme of things...

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel's are sweet

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 29 September 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

53. for REAL though, it is absolutely #1 on my wishlist to find a boyfriend that doesn't give me bullshit if i want to spend time with another male human being.

54. also, don't be obsessed with me. so annoying! no, i don't want to marry you!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 29 September 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

55. tolerate me
56. make coffee

i'm all this shit and more @}-,-`-

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

further out... closer in... closer... closer

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 September 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

man, i hoped that cat was gonna scratch the camera person's face off

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 29 September 2006 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

i miss my siamese cat

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 29 September 2006 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

" girls on ilx be desperate."

but sadly for you, not desperate enough.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 29 September 2006 07:19 (nineteen years ago)

(more about standards than desperation, obv.)

57. help calm me down when i am stressed and overwhelmed

58. thinks UH.jpg is a hilarious retort

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

59. Could make this day not be happening....uuuuuugh.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

What, no volunteers??

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

i was hoping someone could figure it out and you'd let me in on the secret kid. i'm struggling over here.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

There's an empty office behind my desk. I might sleep on the floor over my lunch period...something I never thought I would SRSLY consider.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

laurel i've napped under a conference table. it was very refreshing. much better than bathroom naps!

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

this is the second time in two weeks i've been at work without benefit of sleeping the night before and last time was a cake walk. this time i'm dying. i need to buy a birthday present, what would you want if it were your birthday?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

How long do you give me?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

i was up for 40 hours last wednesday-thursday. i've been up for 29 so far and am crashing hard.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

Sleep under desk aka what we call here "pulling a Costanza".

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 29 September 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

What do you call it when someone schtupps the cleaning crew?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

We have lots of pulling a Costanzas.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 29 September 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

Pretending you're an architect?
Taking off your shirt while doing #2?
Sensual cured meat sexing?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

60. Will make me grilled cheese sammich.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

you guys have pretty low expectations

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

So how's that a bad thing for you?

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

52-54 "fuck me in the ass then ignore me" bothers me for some reason.

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

Man, I hate swimming in the ocean. And bacon is about the most overrated food there is.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

Both are really salty.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

get off thread, salt-hating married guy

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

;)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

61-63. is some kind of dude

http://www.oldschoolskateboarding.com/history/70s/skateWolves/images/110.jpg

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, go away, married guy

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

64. helps me build things. then we go get tacos.
65. has access to table saw.
66. will accept tacos as form of payment for table saw use.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

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