GNARLY GURLFRIEND WISHLIST FOR BROZ

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1) Must be female.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

2) Must make pot pies every Wednesday.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

3) Must tolerate wanton and shameless flatulence.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

4) Must think grey temples are distinguished and not OMG UR OLD.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

5) be that girl at the radio meeting last night who is apparently also in love with the internet and had a really sexy voice.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

6) must not flip out for 6 months and expect me to be ok with it
7) not be a stealth marketer

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

8) Must make upwards of $100K (tho I can settle for $75K, in a pinch).

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

9) KNOWS HOW TO BIKE

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

10) "420 friendly"

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

11) "3:15 AM friendly"

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

12. Doesn't talk much, but when she does, it's more brilliant/funny/charming than when anyone else talks.

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

9a) and/or skate

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

12a) THOSE W/OUT SENSE OF HUMOR NEED NOT APPLY

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

13. will make me grilled cheese sandwiches for no particular reason.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

14. won't get upset if i choose to have between 4 and 16 beers at a show.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

15 likes sex a lot.

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

15b but not with other dudez

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

15c yes and not with other girls either

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

16. is okay being awakened by blood curdling shrieks due to my night terrors.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

COBRAS

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

17 plays bass

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

18. camping!

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

re 16: or just sleeps v soundly

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

15c surprises me

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

18 SO OTM

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

If we all play our cards right/wrong, this will result in a connect-the-dots matchup to boyfiend thread. (Comes to mind because camping appeared on that one too.)

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

19 likes being silly under the covers... hide n seek n shit

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

"hide & seek & shit"

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

20. no sufjan

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

21 NOT a vegetarian

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

22 surfs
23 tomboy
24 adaptable for any occasions
25 wise
26 french alarm clocks

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

19a) internal waterbed sports?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

25 OTM

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

i used to think i only wanted to date a vegetarian, but my current gf eats chicken and fish and it's cool.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

26 = i don't know if this is common parlance, but was described as such by someone i used to date. use your imagination.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

dutch oven == romance

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

21 OTM. Some of my best friends etc.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

re 26, i know this is about an actual alarm clock rather than WOOHOO, but my "the one that got away" (aka grlfrnd wshlst template) used to have an "aromatherapy" alarm clock that "woke" you up with "pleasant aromas" and a "gently building chime"...EVERY time I stayed over at her place, I slept in at least 1+ hour

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

Is 26 really a good idea, Shasta? I have considered it but never knew how long bf actually intended to sleep + he got v cranky if awoken. I fear being patted on the head and told to go play elsewhere.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

patted on the head, yes
told to go play elsewhere, no

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

it's a good idea

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

very good idea

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel, there's a surefire way to know if it's an appropriate time or not. I'll leave the rest up to you.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

shasta OTM

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

BONERTIME!

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

.gov

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

haha - .gov
xpost!

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

rrobyn I think we just had a .GOV CONNECTION!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Logistically that did not compute in my circumstances due to sleeping positions. Never mind.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

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139. shaves

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

140. convenient to public transit

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

the breast itself in that photo is nice enough.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

141. won't bitch about staying at my place all the time because that's just how it has to be. shit, deal.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

haha. because you have an anklebracelet

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

142. wont yank out belly button ring
xpost

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

139. shaves

the first time i met my friend's new girlfriend, i went on a fucking rampage about how i hate girls that don't shave their armpits. like for at least 20 minutes. she finally said "well, good thing you're not dating me..."

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

ZING!

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

143. not on probation.

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

female armpit hair isn't that gross.

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

139 makes no mention of pits

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

ok, that made me sound like Tuomas forget i said it

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

i was referring to jaxon's post

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

144. [MOD EDIT - ONLY ONE LAME ILX MEME AT A TIME, PLEASE. TEH MANAGEMENT.]

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

go away

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

145. BONERKILL!!!

― BONERKILL! (ddb1), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

146. recognizes the moment when her bitching about her job goes from adorable to fucking tedious and not interesting

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 29 September 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

147. doesn't have a problem drinking just beer sometimes

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

148. having sex with the loud music

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

149. having sex with the quiet music

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

150. asks you if william s. burroughs is the guy on c-span with the lazy eye

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

seriously i'm having trouble keeping from registering at crate and barrel already

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

151. wouldn't get cranky/sad if i should happen to come in at 4 a.m.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

152. understands that sometimes you need to bro down

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

re 151: how many days in a row are we talking?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

like i've been saying, i wouldn't be out until 4 a.m. all the time if i had a (gnarly) gurlfriend. it's the looking for one that's keeping me up all night (no pun intended).

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

153. asks ludacris to sign her tits

― awesoma bin-laden (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

dude wouldn't do it either. "no disrespect, but there's kids here." pure class.

― awesoma bin-laden (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

cross reference with happy face emoticon: "met ludacris"

― awesoma bin-laden (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

146. recognizes the moment when her bitching about her job goes from adorable to fucking tedious and not interesting

is this ever adorable?

― cuervo jones (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

jess i hope you're not talking about yourself in a fight club stylee.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

154. lives on the same fucking continent

― ^@^ (map), Sunday, 1 October 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

i think i've basically found me with tits and hair.

― awesoma bin-laden (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 1 October 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

don't worry, it will crossover with bummerz thread soon enough

― awesoma bin-laden (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 1 October 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

only if you keep thinking like that

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 1 October 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

ALL BROMANTICS MEET THE SAME FATE SOMEDAY
CYNICAL AND DRUNXORED AND BORING SOMEONE IN SOME DARK ~~CAFE~~ TACO BELL

― real savage-like (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 1 October 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

"someday"

― shameful bro 'PIMP' (sleep), Sunday, 1 October 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/627/p207220bromo20seltzerzg6.jpg

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

158. no talky talk until i've had my coffee

― kephm (kephm), Sunday, 1 October 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

159. has no real problem with me leaving for work for weeks at a time.

― Jimmy Mod is like a child who walks into the middle of a movie (The Famous Jimmy, Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

JESS:
http://www.desktop-meditation.com/images/meditate-with-confidence.jpg

― trees (treesessplode), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

158. no talky talk until i've had my coffee

-- kephm (dogtheprophe...), October 1st, 2006. (kephm) (later) (link) (admin)

this would go on my list, too, i think. i mean, you can talk to me, but don't expect anything coherent to come out.

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

160. http://erichollen.com/blackbeard/The%20Compleat%20Playboy/BCFs/197911_Sylvie_Garant_CF.jpg

(nsfw)

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 22 December 2007 07:46 (eighteen years ago)

I think I have a thing for French girls

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 22 December 2007 07:51 (eighteen years ago)

is she wearing kneepads?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 22 December 2007 08:05 (eighteen years ago)

161. at least a minimal appreciation of my sense of humor, for christ's sake

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 December 2007 08:18 (eighteen years ago)

162. and some legs plz. also shave a bit

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 December 2007 08:21 (eighteen years ago)

163. lets me take pic of her in panties wearing my work shirt while making me an omelet

perhaps shd go in braggin 2007 thread

― deej, Saturday, 22 December 2007 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

wish i had said 'underwear,' panties just doesnt sound right. apologies

― deej, Saturday, 22 December 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

that word leaves a layer of filth in yr mouth

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 22 December 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

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