the wit & wisdom of mr snrub

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COME ON PEOPLE!! Where the fuck is the "I Thought You Wanted to Know" praise???

Oh that's right. Because that song was by the dBs.

Silly me.

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, May 16, 2005 11:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^^^^^^^ this was in a thread about the go-betweens

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 7 August 2008 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21432.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 7 August 2008 05:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Ban either Mr Snrub or Bo Jackson Overdrive

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 21 August 2008 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link

TOTAL NUMBER OF ILX POSTS THIS MONTH:
Bo Jackson Overdrive: 225
me: TOO LOW TO COUNT!!

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 21 August 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Two questions:

1. Why is it right after I post an ILX message in IE I get a totally blank white screen?

2. You know how some websites will have "lo-fi" and "hi-fi" versions of their websites to suit users with slow internet connections? Well, I'm always getting the "lo-fi" version whenever I use Firefox. Why is this?

-- Mr. Snrub, Friday, August 29, 2008 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 30 August 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Voting for "Hey Ya" because it's like the one song that's guaranteed to get an "I love this song!" if you play it in a crowded room. Like, everyone enjoys it and gets into it and sings along to it. You can't really say that about "Crazy." Both amazing single-of-the-decade-worthy songs though.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, December 13, 2008 9:20 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think it's amazing that "Crazy" is one of the biggest and most enduring songs of the decade, and yet it didn't even reach number one. Fuck the Billboard charts.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, December 13, 2008 9:27 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

go in, snrub

― merriweather passantino pavilion (J0rdan S.), Saturday, December 13, 2008 9:29 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Piney G. Pinefoxen (some dude), Sunday, 14 December 2008 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm voting "Superman" because it's fun to sing it at karaoke while staring at a hot girl.

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, December 14, 2008 8:48 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

crepey!

J0rban Sarggest (some dude), Monday, 15 December 2008 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link

looool @ sarge

so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 15 December 2008 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

That "Blind" song they named song of the year is a piece of shit.

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, December 17, 2008 6:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Thursday, 18 December 2008 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

What? The "Dead nigger storage" scene is hilarious!! And it invented the phrase "That's Kool and the Gang," which I adopted as my own (Hey, cut me some slack, I was 15.)

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, February 11, 2009 8:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

who's been dubbed Fanta Pants because of his bright orange shorts (some dude), Friday, 13 February 2009 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link

the gift and the curse of mr. snrub

eman, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:04 (fifteen years ago) link

slack: not cut

max, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I know. This is "UK Garage," right? Not my thing.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, February 14, 2009 9:18 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Saturday, 14 February 2009 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I like Ms. Dynamite, but that's fucking awful (and not even in the same GENRE as her album).

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, February 13, 2009 11:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ even better

s1ocki, Saturday, 14 February 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Speakerboxxx/The Love Below is the rock album of the decade. (#2: Is This It)

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, February 16, 2009 9:49 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Speakerboxxx/The Love Below is the rock album of the decade. (#2: Is This It)

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, February 16, 2009 9:49 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Speakerboxxx/The Love Below is the rock album of the decade. (#2: Is This It)

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, February 16, 2009 9:49 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Speakerboxxx/The Love Below is the rock album of the decade. (#2: Is This It)

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, February 16, 2009 9:49 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Speakerboxxx/The Love Below is the rock album of the decade. (#2: Is This It)

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, February 16, 2009 9:49 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

s1ocki, Monday, 16 February 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

You know, when I scroll back and forth past that post, it looks the computer screen's getting all pinchy.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 16 February 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

The REAL album of the decade, rock or otherwise, is Quebec by Ween.

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 19 February 2009 01:23 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Thursday, 19 February 2009 01:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Hoo boy I fucking HATE No Limit and every one of its shitty fucking assembly-line rappers. Gimme Snoop or Em over them ANY day of the week. At least they have some fucking charisma!!

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, January 8, 2004 6:48 PM

And "Make 'Em Say Unngh!" is, without a doubt, THE WORST "HIT" RAP SINGLE OF ALL TIME!!!

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, January 8, 2004 6:49 PM

eman, Monday, 23 February 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Punk-pop of the late 1990s was a good genre

Mmmm-hmmm. Good and terrible.

― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, March 3, 2009 6:45 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Sports Nut (some dude), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 13:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Hoo boy

eman, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 4 April 2009 20:40 (25 minutes ago) Permalink

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Saturday, 4 April 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

the zen of snrub

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Saturday, 4 April 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

"A surefire theory of blogs in honor of Mr. Snrub!"

i think mermaids are real (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 4 April 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

now they might be my favorite hip hop tracks of the year.

all three days of it?

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, January 3, 2009 3:46 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you just got Snrubbed

― aggy new year (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Saturday, January 3, 2009 6:34 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shipforbrains (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Who the hell is the Animal Collective?

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, May 20, 2009 3:29 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

scott seward, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 03:39 (fourteen years ago) link

lololol classic. i played the "who???" joke when my roomie mentioned going to see animal collective last week, but i was only joking. mr snrub is probably being sincere and that is AWESOME.

ian, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

There's like fifty Beach Boys songs worse than Student Demonstration Time!!

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 00:09 (2 hours ago)

sleeve, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

What a piece of shit. Compilation albums are the fucking worst. All the great Nirvana songs to choose from... AND THEY PICKED "VERSE CHORUS VERSE"!?!?!?

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, October 29, 2004 2:14 PM Bookmark

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

that's a good song

what a delightfully quirky new voice! (bug), Friday, 3 July 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

is that the 'you will make him happy' one? that slays....

something something nuclear war (stevie), Friday, 3 July 2009 08:03 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

lady gaga gets a free pass from hipsters and britney spears doesn't because "poker face" and "just dance" are much much better songs (and better suited for the dancefloor, which is key) than fucking "hit me baby one more time" which is music for ten-year-olds.

plus, lady gaga sings about fucking all the time!! (even if she's really really ugly in real life)

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, August 7, 2009 9:30 PM (Yesterday)

we make rub' dongs from 4" to 6" (k3vin k.), Saturday, 8 August 2009 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link

on a board where everyone else has fallen off snrub keeps bringin it day after day

max, Saturday, 8 August 2009 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link

that lady gaga thread is a trainwreck in the biggest way

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 8 August 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Lazy bastards. I'm sick and fucking tired of everybody taking five years to make a new album. Is it really that fucking hard to make fifty minutes of listenable music??

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 28 August 2009 01:02 (13 minutes ago)

snrub on massive attack (<3)

badg, Friday, 28 August 2009 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link

fair question

king boy pamito (electricsound), Friday, 28 August 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I am sad that this show was not mentioned much in the "Best TV shows of the '00s" thread.

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, September 20, 2009 9:27 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You mentioned it ten times.

― jaymc, Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:28 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

il miglior Fabio (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

now they might be my favorite hip hop tracks of the year.

all three days of it?

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, January 3, 2009 3:46 PM (4 months ago)

you just got Snrubbed

― aggy new year (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Saturday, January 3, 2009 6:34 PM (4 months ago)

this totally kills me every time

surge gainsbourg protector (haitch), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

oh, mr snrub. years and years later, you are always there to give us the predictably smugly awful answer. sometimes you are are even right. tell us more about you.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, January 21, 2007 3:38 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link

If I think Miley Cyrus is hot, does that make me a pedophile?

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, November 26, 2009 9:09 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#State_laws

It looks like you're legally free to make a move anywhere except Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, or Wyoming.
Good luck, Snrub.
Go get 'er, Snrub.

I think she's kind of a dog.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, November 27, 2009 11:18 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

mr. snrub you are a motherfucking idiot. with every post you make i believe this more and more.
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, January 4, 2005 4:01 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 4 March 2010 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

nobody fucking liked Arcade Fire in the first place!! Except for that idiot at Pitchfork of course. Sure, people may have "tried to get into it," but that was it. Same goes for Hercules and Love Affair and the Junior Boys.

― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, April 13, 2010 9:39 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 April 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

companion piece:

speaking of "roses," where are all y'all who once supported THE LOVE BELOW?

― cupcake 24/7 (Tape Store), Wednesday, April 14, 2010 1:12 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Still supportin'.

― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, April 13, 2010 7:44 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

iatee, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link

from upthread:

The problem with the Internet is that it gives everyone the illusion that they have something interesting to contribute to the world, when in reality something like 99% of the people out there have absolutely nothing interesting to contribute to the world.

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 7:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― sleeve, Wednesday, August 6, 2008 9:12 PM (1 year ago)

ksh, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Mistersnrub 03/22/10

Invite a friend to comment

This schlub is a glorified copywriter masquerading as a tough, national security policy expert. He probably has a small you know what.

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k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 July 2010 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link

its probably not an uncommon username

max, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

OK I'm only halfway through my first listen to "Ante Up" and already it's got to be one of the most annoying songs I've ever heard in my life.

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, October 17, 2010 10:27 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

underrated bobos I have honked (some dude), Sunday, 17 October 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

wait til he gets to the second half

am0n, Sunday, 17 October 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

is he listening to the OG or the Busta/Remy vers?

Mary Lynn Ice Cube (sic), Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Nof quite "embarrassingly basic", but: Whoever says CSS is easier to use than table-based HTML needs to be raped until they die.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, January 15, 2011 6:58 PM

am0n, Monday, 17 January 2011 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link


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