Soft blobs with clear-cut edges (passed easily)

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― am0n, Thursday, 8 March 2007 05:37 (nineteen years ago)

it's like a family portrait

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 8 March 2007 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

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― am0n, Thursday, 8 March 2007 06:00 (nineteen years ago)

A+

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 8 March 2007 06:45 (nineteen years ago)

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― jaxon, Thursday, 8 March 2007 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

You guys won't think this is funny once you've experienced a month with nothing but 7's.

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 8 March 2007 07:05 (nineteen years ago)

there is no category here for "ate half a bag of pumpkin seeds; feels like broken glass." this is an oversight.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 07:35 (nineteen years ago)

omg, i'm going to have to learn this, aren't I???

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

gbx, so many bedpans to peek into!

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

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― am0n, Thursday, 8 March 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

We had those in daycare

― JW, Thursday, 8 March 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

"Soft blobs with clear-cut edges" reminds me of that star trek episode where the microbrain refers to humans as "ugly bags of mostly water"

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― am0n, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

I got to refer to my daughter's feces as resembling "dijon mustard" to her pediatrician this morning.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

whys the little balls #1 wtf

― jhøshea, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

they should all be type 2

― gbx, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

Bristol should be proud of themselves, just Cleveland is - home of the steamer.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

this reminds of me of the time i watched a documentary on competitive food eating and the dude who won for jalepenos was telling his sad, painful story

― artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

srsly i am drunk and about to vomit after reading this thread.

― tehresa, Friday, 9 March 2007 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

type #1 = your patient is a rabbit

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 9 March 2007 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

i have had type 1 but they sure as hell don't look like marbles, even if they have similar density

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 9 March 2007 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

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― am0n, Saturday, 17 October 2009 02:52 (sixteen years ago)

Entirely Liquid

― steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

Type 8: Not brown

― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:25 (sixteen years ago)

Type 9: three pounds of cottage cheese

― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:25 (sixteen years ago)

type 10: fuckin blood, dude

― Bobby Wo (max), Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:26 (sixteen years ago)

Type 11: audible through double doors

― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:27 (sixteen years ago)

Entirely Assuccino

― am0n, Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:31 (sixteen years ago)

Type 12: Food still easily identifiable ("I identify a tater tot. One pea identified."

― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)

Type 13: Body parts

― steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:46 (sixteen years ago)

Assuccino

ok it took me like 4 minutes to pronounce this right in my head and now i am dying D:

― steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:52 (sixteen years ago)

read this as "Soft boobs with clear-cut edges"

― nex protect (The Reverend), Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

Type 14: the cover of Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells.

― husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 21:05 (sixteen years ago)

four years pass...

Assuccino

― flatizza (harbl), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:42 (eleven years ago)

makes hand motion like a mom saying an italian word

― flatizza (harbl), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:42 (eleven years ago)

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