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I'm the type who's prepared to fuck you senseless before we exchange phone numbers. Or names. For me a perfect Friday night is hanging out with friends. Sexually, I'm just like Denny's-open for business all night long. For me a perfect date is dinner in so we can get to know each other better. I've reached the point where I'm free to do what I want, when I want, with who I want. It feels good. I prefer to stay open to whatever comes my way. If you contact me please give me some time to reply as I get a lot of mail. Please don't forget to add me as a friend.

― Dominique, Friday, 30 March 2007 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Sexually, I'm just like Denny's-open for business all night long.

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 March 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i am prepared to put my moons over your hammy before we exchange phone numbers.

― estela, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

should have been: your moons, my hammy

― estela, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

doesn't matter, moons over my hammy jokes are usually good

― Dominique, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link

was that first post written by a girl or a guy?

― jaxon, Friday, 30 March 2007 06:27 (seventeen years ago) link

This guy sounds like a serious dickweed that I once shotgunned a beer with. I finished first and punched him square in the heart while he was still working on his. I told him, "FUCK YOU FOR JUDGING ME!" and tried to fuck his sister, to no avail. My life sucks.

― TynanTynan, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

fake tynan on noise board = 7th sign

― strongohulkington, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

From: SPARKS! http://myspace-576.vo.llnwd.net/00548/67/51/548691576_s.jpg

Date: Mar 30, 2007 8:47 AM
Subject YOU'RE ALL HIPSTERS
Body: AND WE HATE YOU.

FIVE SEVEN.

;_;

― jaxon, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

did anyone see the picture spread in white mice's newest bulletin?

― Fetchboy, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

repost

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

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