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-- haitch, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 1:12 AM (Yesterday)

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i want admin privs so i can change this thread title. zzzzzzzz

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

it was 1st thing that came to mind, i was tired of THE TRAVELOLING WILMAOBURYS

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i was tired of that thread too, i started nu-roffles for ILX2, and someone decided to bump traveloling

we need ability to lock thread

― cutty, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

if i have to see deadalive.gif one more time

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess it did kinda wear out its welolcome

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

enough with the "german/honduran" thing, white people. who are any of us to judge anyone else's ethnic percentages and who he/she identifies with, etc.

-- Dimension 5ive, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:58 (4 hours ago)

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i am chinese, german, polish female but I identify myself as a black man.
-- Yerac, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:00 (3 hours ago)

― dmr, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, are ILX crushes out of fashion now?

-- Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, May 4, 2004 8:18 PM (2 years ago)

No, I think they're still out of despair.

-- Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, May 4, 2004 8:28 PM (2 years ago)

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

oh painfully funny!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

good start

― deej, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

strongo: "so where are your big markets these days?"
big johnson ceo: "it's kind of like a presidential election. you know when they do the map with the red and blue states? the red ones."

-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:36 PM (17 minutes ago)

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND THIS IS 'THE GREAT ILX GUN CONTROL DEBATE'

-- ghost rider, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 3:05 PM (2 minutes ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

keep it to ile

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

go blow ethan

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

don't you mean, go blolw him?

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I do pee sitting down, but I can't see what your math is referring to.

-- Tuomas, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 3:31 PM (1 second ago)

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

that casuistry post is actually pretty great

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i agree, deeznuts

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

People get really mad at me when I pee sitting down at the urinal.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:52 PM (27 minutes ago)

because you're british?

-- river wolf, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:52 PM (27 minutes ago)

― sleep, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

oh see that was accident, though

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

oic lol

― sleep, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/TRAVISISADISASTER/Iseewhat.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"sorry to disappoint you, BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

-- and what, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:49 (1 month ago)"

old, but i still laugh at this about 3 or 4 times a day.

― creme1, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

god that fucking pokemon sucks.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

HOLY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqh5O9LbjhY

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

the youtube video got removed and her website is down but her myspace is still there.

http://www.myspace.com/alexyssktylorvaginapower

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that the 10-minute dissertation on why good women want bad dick?

― David R., Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

yes.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

WENG WENG!

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

This is a hoax people!! I hope you can tell that from my conversation with the admin. As for an alibi, I was not even in Virginia that morning, and it would have take many hours for me to get there.

-- tohms19, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 12:49 PM (5 hours ago)

That 01nk thread is something else, I tell ya.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw an asian kid today wearing a shirt with gigantic letters that said "IT WASN'T ME". i dunno if he was referring to virginia or not, but it was very :-/

― jaxon, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

wow there are a lot of weng weng clips on youtube.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe he's a shaggy fan.

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost.

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://image.blingee.com/images10/content/output/2007/4/19/98889912_0c32d8b4.gif

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.hosting4beer.com/uploader/files/8/33.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

woooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww too soon

― ^@^, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

fffffffffuck!

― gnarly sceptre, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Here's a cool idea: MoM should collaborate with the singer from Toy Dolls.

-- Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 10:57 (3 months ago)

― creme1, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"These dudes were making fun of my friends and I was really hoping to go all Death Wish IV on their asses and have them beg me not to kill them" - creepy as fuck.

Which is why those movies sold so poorly, because no one can relate to them...oh, wait.

-- lurker #2421, Thursday, April 19, 2007 2:41 PM (17 minutes ago)

Star Wars has an appeal for me, to watch and enjoy it, but that doesn't mean I want to hang out in a pool of rotting garbage getting crushed to death while i scream at a gay robot to turn the garbage compactor off.

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, April 19, 2007 2:49 PM (4 minutes ago)

― and what, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

do they have medical where you wait tables

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:36 PM (2 minutes ago)

― and what, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

if nothing else this installment of the ongoing meltdown has given us "richard mickeybeef"

-- ghost rider, Thursday, April 19, 2007 2:53 PM (14 minutes ago)

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Star Wars has an appeal for me, to watch and enjoy it, but that doesn't mean I want to hang out in a pool of rotting garbage getting crushed to death while i scream at a gay robot to turn the garbage compactor off.

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, April 19, 2007 2:49 PM (4 minutes ago)

This is some kind of pinnacle of ilxhilaration or something.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Is speaking to people in sexually abusive ways only applicable to deleting threads, or can it be used for banning rationale?

If the latter, I really don't think there's any question as to the appropriate action here.

-- John Justen, Thursday, April 19, 2007 5:02 PM (1 hour ago)

^_^

-- modestmickey, Thursday, April 19, 2007 5:45 PM (55 minutes ago)

catmoticon will not save you here.

-- John Justen, Thursday, April 19, 2007 5:47 PM (54 minutes ago)

― sanskrit, Thursday, 19 April 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/19/us/20attorneys-600.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.anytimecostumes.com/Merchant2/graphics/ccimages/02189163.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link

U GONNA GET PEED IN

― nickalicious, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

is that dj from roseanne?
xpost

― tehresa, Friday, 20 April 2007 02:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I liked frogman henry better when he just posted that same assflamethrower.jpg over and over again.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 7:42 PM (Yesterday)

― am0n, Friday, 20 April 2007 03:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Skipping 2733 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

IS THIS LIKE POST-MODERNISM?

― sanskrit, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link

WHAT FONT WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR IS THIS LIKE POST-MODERNISM SHIRT IN SIR I HAVE COMPUTER IM INVINCIBLE !!!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

chaki will u do "danzig" in the danzig font

― max, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

btw if those shirts are just inkjet transfers i take it all back

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link

SONNED BY APPERICIN APPIRIL

― sanskrit, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

max i will do danzig in the samhain font only

― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

also i put eyeballs on the skull. that was my idea.

― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1049/mtquartertx7vp6.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

do max in giant tall metallica letters

― sanskrit, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.spirit-of-metal.com/les%20goupes/V/Voivod/pics/logo.jpg
do me one that looks like this

― and what, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

thats danzig skull is actually from a marvel comics crystal warrior #8
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bc/Crystar,_Crystal_Warrior_8.jpg/180px-Crystar,_Crystal_Warrior_8.jpg

tom, robotech font and sergio leone-esque font
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/chakisaki/TOMBOT.jpg

― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

omg i had all the crystar action figures

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I like the western steez!!!

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

sel tomboto

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

high 5 bro

― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

can you do danzig in the van halen font

― s1ocki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bc/Crystar,_Crystal_Warrior_8.jpg/180px-Crystar,_Crystal_Warrior_8.jpg

Whoa! I had no idea.

Where do you get these fonts from, chak?

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

i can do whatever you want baby

xpost - google.com

― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

chaki stop revealing secrets of graphic design

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

https://secure.ohio-distinctive.com/images/products_large/SMR.JPG

― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm now assuming that chaki hunts and kills a cow for his dinner every night, and acts out and tapes his own versions of popular movies, because the mark-up businesses are charging to perform those tasks for him is a ripoff.

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

comparable

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah great point there, alex, you fucking numb nuts.

― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/GhostBusters.gif

― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

haha i wasn't serious dude! there was just something very zen and "living off the land" about you refusing to see why someone would pay money to have someone else do something they could with a little more effort do themselves (i.e. capitalism).

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

it was all worth it just to see the longest animated gif in history, though

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

i know u were jk i was jk too <3 <3

― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Dude, you could've drawn that yourself with some MS Paint and 96 hours to kill.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(xpost haha i almost made the same joke...does that mean i have to pay PP now?)

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i dont know why i pay money for an internet connection when i could sit around all day and hit myself in the head with a hammer and probably end up smarter

― max, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i dont know why i do anything - help!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

joke is kind of over, guys.

― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

alex took it to the extreme. cant really go anywhere else with it. learn one comedy.

― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/8705/baddudetu3.jpg

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

chaki is trying to be the boss of everyone on the lol thread

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

i am the lolz baws

― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

mine was a metacommentary about chaki and alex's conversation taking the form of the joke that had already passed

― max, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

and jhøsh's was further metacommentary on the structure of the joke itself

― max, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

metacommentary is always hilarious

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

no its "hilarious"

― max, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Can we start a new thread, this one is out of fucking control with 2,309,742,849,384 posts.

Plz to use my suggestion of LMFAO SCHWARTZ thx k bye

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

is there some special person who needs to start the thread? if you start it i'll post, dude.

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link

the final lolution

― omar little, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link

srsly

― omar little, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link

call it HAHAWESOME

― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link

LMFAO SCHWARTZ

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link

final lolution was better

― bell_labs, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link

to keep up the tradition the thread title complaints should be going at the beginning of the new thread

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link

bell arent you a mod? lock this thread

― max, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

― bell_labs, Thursday, 8 November 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link

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