TS: Bebop vs. Rocksteady

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― ian, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.narcomics.net/rocksteady.jpg

― ian, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:43 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.tmnttoys.com/giantbadboys.jpg

― ian, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link

um holy shit dude are you honestly trying to make this a contest

when i had the chance to collect the bebop action figure i was like FUCK THAT GUY even though rocksteady was relatively worthless compared to the giant snapping turtle guy & orange upright-standing-alien triceratops man.

not to mention SUPER SHREDDER but lets keep him out of this thread cuz thats just unfair

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:56 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/beboprocksteady.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link

you don't collect vinyl but you collect action figures?
i love you.

― ian, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link

BEBOP

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/profiles/probebop.gif

HEIGHT: 5' 4"

WEIGHT: 325.5 lbs

WEAPON: Fists is good, but guns is better!

FAVORITE COLOR: Black and Blue (heh heh heh!)

HOBBIES: wrestlin', um... and wrestlin'

FAVORITE MUSIC: I likes lotsa musical types of music, I thinks...

NICKNAMES: Da Boss calls me all kinda names... I doesn't bother to remember dem all.

FAVORITE FOOD: Hot dogs and rhubarb pie

FAVORITE BOOK: I doesn't likes books, dey give me a headache.

PERSONAL PROFILE
Me and my bestest buddy, Rocksteady, was just normal human-bean-type peoples until da Boss decided ta makes us into mutant-type peoples. We used ta have fun bullyin' peoples on our block, but tanks to da Boss we gets ta bully lots more stupid peoples all over da universe! Da Boss is real smart... smarter den Rocksteady even! Rocksteady used ta be da smartest guy I knew, dat is until I met da Boss. Da Boss is smarter den Rocksteady. Rocksteady is real smart, but not as smart as da Boss.
My favorite thing ta do is fight. Fightin' is real fun, and ya doesn't gotta read no stupid books or nuthin' ta fight real good. I is a tough guy, ya know what I'm sayin'? I think I can beat Rocksteady inna fight. I dunno if I could beat da Boss... he's real tough. I is real tough, but da Boss is real tough, too. I dunno if I could beat da Boss inna fight, though. Sometimes I wonders if I could beat da Boss, but den he starts yellin' real loud and dat kinda scares me. He gets dese little veins in his forehead poppin' when he yells and he turns kinda purple-red-like. He looks kinda scary like dat. He's pretty tough, too. I don't think I could beat da Boss. I think I could beat Rocksteady, but you couldn't. Rocksteady is real tough. But I is tougher den him. But da Boss is tougher den me, dat's what I think. I don't think I wanna fight da Boss, cuz he's real tough.

I has got ta travel ta lotsa places all around da universe wit da Boss and dat funny little pink guy, Kramp, I think he's called... he's a weird little pink-type peoples, but he don't look like no normal peoples, dat's for sure! He don't even look like no normal mutant-type peoples! He yells alot, too... maybe dat's why him and da Boss is friends, cuz dey both likes ta yell alla time. I know I could really beat dat Kramp guy easy! Da Boss could, too... sometimes I dunno why da Boss has da pink-man around. He has lotsa weird machines dat da Boss likes ta use, but dat Kramp guy, he's annoyin', ya know what I'm sayin'? I kinda wanna smash him sometimes... like a little pink bug! Heh heh heh! Dat would be cool! But da Boss, he don't wanna let me do dat just yet... maybe some day, tho... I is bored. I needs ta go break somethin' with my buddy Rocksteady! He's real smart, dat Rocksteady! Not as smart as da Boss, but he's smart, alright!

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link

ROCKSTEADY

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/profiles/prorock.gif

HEIGHT: 6' 8"

WEIGHT: 540 lbs.

WEAPON: I likes guns... big guns!

FAVORITE COLOR: Black

HOBBIES: Gambling, Karate

FAVORITE MUSIC: Disco

NICKNAMES: None

FAVORITE FOOD: Oh geez... dat's a toughie... I used ta like pizza, but da Boss won't let me eat dat no more.

FAVORITE BOOK: "War and Peace" is real good ta use as a doorstop... I guess dat makes it my favorite!

PERSONAL PROFILE
Um... I used ta be a normal schmoe on da street, until da Boss made me inta a mutant. It's kinda wild bein' a mutant, but I kinda likes it. I don't miss bein' human much, cuz I never had no friends anyways, 'cept for Bebop, and he's a mutant-type individual now too, so I tink everything is copacetic, ya know? I is much stronger den I usta be, sos I can do alot more fun stuff than before. Da Boss is kinda mean to us, but he gives us fun stuff ta do. When he takes over da world, he's gonna give me and Bebop our own island to ourselves ta rule as we see fit! Dat'll be real fun!
I really hates dem no good Turtles. Dey is always spoilin' our fun and hittin' us! One o' dese days, I's gonna get dem guys! If it weren't for dem and dat dirty rat leader o' deirs, me and Bebop could have our own island by now! Sooner or later, dey'll get theirs, and we'll get ours! Haw haw haw!

I hates computers. Dey is confusin' and hard ta use. I just like bashin' it up, ya know? Dat's what fun is all about... breakin' stuff! Uh oh... I gotta go... da Boss is yellin' again...

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:00 (sixteen years ago) link

i just for the first time realized that my dislike of bebop may mean that im racist

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link

FAVORITE MUSIC: Disco

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/archie011.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link

well whatever site grady is getting this info from is making me feel much more confident in my colorblindness

but i nevertheless have sincere doubts as to its authenticity

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:10 (sixteen years ago) link

lol http://www.ninjaturtles.com/

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Rocksteady and Bebop Apply For Jobs

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCJpq_bS_fI&mode=related&search= man i had no idea slash's path of destruction stemmed from his desire for 'binkie', this is seriously disappointing

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:31 (sixteen years ago) link

"The first rule of business etiquette is to never threaten your superior with a proton blaster!"

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link

i just for the first time realized that my dislike of bebop may mean that im racist

Not to mention that "bebop" and "rocksteady" are two black art forms, while the heros are named after white European painters.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 06:13 (sixteen years ago) link

and in the TMNT: Coming Out Of Their Shells musical tourstravaganza, Shredder was out to destroy all music, so he only spoke in raps.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 06:14 (sixteen years ago) link

This never occurred to me before, but is the fact that they're Italian Renaissance painters the reason that they love pizza?

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 06:21 (sixteen years ago) link

where is sexyDancer to talk about blackface

― JW, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 06:23 (sixteen years ago) link

In that clip that Grady linked to, when Bebop and Rocksteady were still humans they both had Rocksteady's voice wtf!

― Dan I., Tuesday, 8 May 2007 08:55 (sixteen years ago) link

turtles cartoon had the best voice acting. Shredder, Krang, fucking Vernon!

― Dan I., Tuesday, 8 May 2007 08:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Bebop isn't black-- look at his mohawk, glasses, piercings. He's a kraut.

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

My friend sent me a Ninja Turtle flash PORNO!

It looks like PaperRad.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

^ my friends made that

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link

http://wizardishungry.com/blog/_/2007/03/digpog_wizardishungrycom.gif
^ pog i made of it

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link

ohhhh, good thread. That TMNT sidescroller was so much fun.

― admrl, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link

do they still make games like that?

― admrl, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link

that is probably my favorite vid game of all time (after mega man 2)

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link

i have TMNT 1 for the NES, but TMNT 2 was the one i was obsessed with as a kid.

― ian, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I liked the Simpsons sidescroller too. There were like 3 Arcade TMNTs right?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I beat the first arcade one in a hotel in Florida when I was about 14. It seems ridiculous to stand in front of an arcade game for that amount of time now.

― admrl, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

In our hyperfast networked society, I mean.

― admrl, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

tmnt was the only arcade game i ever actualy finished!

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link

quite a triumphant day for me and my three friends that i had never met before and would never see again

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link

you mean Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael?

― admrl, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't worry. You'll see them again, one fine day.

― admrl, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

My friend sent me a Ninja Turtle flash PORNO!

It looks like PaperRad.

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 1:49 PM (30 minutes ago)
^ my friends made that

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 1:51 PM (28 minutes ago)

I couldn't tell if it was for real (like, made for anime people to jerk off to) or an art prank. All signs pointed to "joke" except for that weird "internal" shot. I imagine being at the voiceover session must've been a hoot.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_Turtles_In_Time.png
^ the jam

― sleep, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link

arcade version massively better

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Whiney G, it was the one where Krang asks him to "cummmm in my mouth" right? THat was made for a Harvard animation class project

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link

kinda lookin to j/o so can we get some turtle porn links here please? thanks

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link

tmnt mk. 1 for nes was hard as fuck

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.eightecs.com/infinitegamemusic/images/tmnt_nes.gif

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.boxturtlesite.info/Turtl1.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

j3ss otm

― sleep, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

googleproofed so nobody will discover that you sucked at tmnt on nes

― sleep, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm get honry

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link

it wasn't me, it was the controller

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link

This never occurred to me before, but is the fact that they're Italian Renaissance painters the reason that they love pizza?

-- Hurting 2, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 06:21 (12 hours ago)

no, they love pizza because they're teenagers and live in NYC.

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link

you can probably strike the NYC part

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

T R U

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

i was gonna say they love it because it's fucking pizza, man.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link

The bomb level in the first TMNT for NES ruined the game for me. I could beat it usually but at WHAT COST

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link

THat was made for a Harvard animation class project

What did they get? What was the assignment?

Krang saying "cum in my mouth" is lols ahoy.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Here's the link if anyone's curious.

NOT SAFE FOR ANYWHERE

http://static.evercrest.com/www/images2/ext/tmntnet2.mov

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link

totally looks like porno paper rad

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

that changed me in ways i'm not comfortable with

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link

I couldn't imagine turnign that into a professor. even a hippie harvard prof.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link

i actually had to turn it off and i've sat through some weird shit in my brief time

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Whiney G, I have a hacked psyched out version of that video that I made. Maybe youtube it?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

jess learns teh secret of the ooze.

JW, if there's even a halfshell worth of turtle dong, YouTube will pull it.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

pull it

lol

(sorry)

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

^ even if you flag as 18+ ?!?!?!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

BTW, Rocksteady is obviously cooler.

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link

I got severe Wonder Showzen flashbacks watching that (esp. the cowabunga stair ride). HOWEVER, I thought you all were taking about the thing that originated the April / Shredder doggystyle GIF I've seen in some of my oh-so-many porn e-mails.

― David R., Wednesday, 9 May 2007 03:41 (sixteen years ago) link

(no kenan)

― David R., Wednesday, 9 May 2007 03:41 (sixteen years ago) link

They have the turtles nintendo games here:

http://www.nintendo8.com

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 03:47 (sixteen years ago) link

ok the nunchuks

xp i was just going to post that!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link

the April / Shredder doggystyle GIF I've seen in some of my oh-so-many porn e-mails.

^ hgaga

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link

they post the copyright info at the end as if that'll make it all right...

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

This never occurred to me before, but is the fact that they're Italian Renaissance painters the reason that they love pizza?
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 6:21 AM (ten years ago)

this feels like it might have some truth to it...

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 04:34 (six years ago) link

https://vimeo.com/103178492

― am0n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 04:50 (six years ago) link

Hey dude, how 'bout throwin' a NSFW warning on that gnarly TMNT porno video linkage, por favor, hang ten and also tubular.

― the smartest persin in the room (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 05:26 (six years ago) link

Hey april, don't cut me no slack

― am0n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link

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