Best Don Caballero Song Title (note: SONG TITLE ONL

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that's right dudes, song titles only. ties may consider the strength of the composition but that's it.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Details on How to Get ICEMAN on Your License Plate 8
Dick Suffers Is Furious With You 3
Lets Face It Pal, You Didn't Need That Eye Surgery2
You Drink a Lot of Coffee for a Teenager 2
No One Gives a Hoot About FAUX-ASS nonsense 2
Bears See Things Pretty Much the Way They Are. 1
Slice Where You Live Like Pie 1
Delivering the Groceries at 138 Beats per Minute 1
ANDANDANDANDANDANDANDANDANDAND 1
In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull 1
No More Peace and Quiet for the Warlike 0
First Hits 0
If You've Read Dr. Adder Then You Know What I Want 0
Trey Dog's Acid 0
Room Temperature Lounge 0
Fire Back About Your New Baby's Sex 0
The Peter Criss Jazz 0
Haven't Lived Afro Pop 0
Ones All Over the Place 0
I Never Liked You 0
A Lot of People Tell Me I Have a Fake British Accent 0
My Ten Year Old Lady is Giving it Away 0
Puddin' in My Eye 0
Lucky Father Brown 0
Nicked and Liqued 0
Subded Confections 0
Got a Mile, Got a Mile, Got an Inch 0
Our Caballero 0
Belted Sweater 0
Stupid Puma 0
Please Tokio, Please THIS IS TOKIO 0
P,P,P,antless 0
Cold Knees (In April) 0
Rollerblade Success Story 0
Room Temperature Suite 0
The World in Perforated Lines 0
From the Desk of Elsewhere Go 0
June Is Finally Here 0
Chief Sitting Duck 0


Steve Shasta, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh man.

n/a, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

hard to choose between "details on how to get ICEMAN on your license plate" and "trey dog's acid."

I haven't listened to any don cab in a long time, but i think my fave jam was "june is finally here."

ian, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe i will vote for stupid puma; ddb RIP.

ian, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

man, i'd always loved their song titles.

it was a tossup between 'You Drink a Lot of Coffee for a Teenager', 'I Never Liked You', 'Details on How to Get ICEMAN on Your License Plate', 'A Lot of People Tell Me I Have a Fake British Accent'

i voted for 'Lets Face It Pal, You Didn't Need That Eye Surgery'

jaxon, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Dick Suffers Is Furious With You

did someone use that as a screen name or something? sounds really familiar and I don't know that much Don Cab

dmr, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

also Marnie Stern's song titles remind me of these (e.g. Plato's Fucked-Up Cave, Put All Your Eggs in One Basket Then Watch That Basket!!!!)

dmr, Thursday, 17 May 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link

had to go with dick suffers

Edward III, Thursday, 17 May 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Delivering the Groceries at 138 Beats per Minute

btw shasta, there is another don cab record which just as good song titles at every other one:

MMMMM Acting, I Love Me Some Good Acting
Sure We Had Knives Around
And and and, He Lowered the Twin Down
I Agree.....No! .....I Disagree
Palm Trees in the Fecking Bahamas
World Class Listening Problem
Railroad Cancellation
Theme from Bricktop Clowns
Savage Composition
I'm Goofballs for Bozzo Jazz

cutty, Thursday, 17 May 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link

shit sorry, i blame ian.

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 17 May 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

(johnson)

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 17 May 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link

dick suffers

Just got offed, Thursday, 17 May 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Most of the best ones are on American Don

Hurting 2, Friday, 18 May 2007 02:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I voted Iceman, but the British Accent one is just as good

Hurting 2, Friday, 18 May 2007 02:01 (sixteen years ago) link

yay

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 21 May 2007 03:22 (sixteen years ago) link

i didn't get to vote, if i had i would have voted for "You Drink A Lot of Coffee for a Teenager", putting it ahead of sorry-ass "Lets Face It Pal, You Didn't Need That Eye Surgery"

btw "Bears See Things Pretty Much the Way They Are" is a total contender for RONG thread, most bears are fucking dumbasses.

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 21 May 2007 04:34 (sixteen years ago) link

five years pass...

ones all over the place

spazzmatazz, Thursday, 6 September 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

Lets Face It Pal, You Didn't Need That Eye Surgery

diamonddave85, Thursday, 6 September 2012 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

"You Drink A Lot of Coffee for a Teenager"

^^ official noize board theme song

the late great, Thursday, 6 September 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

Classic poll.

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link

"Fire Back About Your New Baby's Sex" is a sleeper.

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:16 (ten years ago) link

I'm listening to "Puddin' in My Eye" right now.

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:17 (ten years ago) link

They put out another album after this poll that has a few characteristically excellent song titles:

"Loudest Shop Vac in the World" – 8:56
"The Irrespective Dick Area" – 1:31
"Bulk Eye" – 4:57
"Shit Kids Galore" – 1:03
"Celestial Dusty Groove" – 2:34
"Pour You into the Rug" – 3:23
"Challenge Jets" – 2:37
"Lord Krepelka" – 4:23
"Why Is the Couch Always Wet?" – 3:28
"Slaughbaugh's Ought Not Own Dog Data" – 4:43
"Dirty Looks" – 1:44
"Who's a Puppy Cat" – 1:42
"Awe Man That's Jive Skip" – 4:01
"Punkgasm" – 3:51

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

Delivering the Groceries at 138 Beats per Minute

flappy bird, Monday, 4 July 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

Fire Back and Fake British Accent both robbed

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 4 July 2016 03:36 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

kinda feel like it's 'Let's Face It Pal, You Didn't Need That Eye Surgery' today

flappy bird, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 03:22 (six years ago) link


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