- girl who works at coffee shop who kept making eye contact after serving me coffee. probably way too young.
- my friend's sister's friend. cute. appears to be graphic designer or something. possibly around my part of town, need confirmation.
- longtime crush, now working at a piano bar. low odds on this one.
- any girls at music festivals I am going to who bother to make eye contact
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link
- guy who operates burrito cart - yuengling distributor's truck driver - area pigeons
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link
is it wrong if i look in a girl's wallet to learn her last name?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
yes!
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Who wants to be on my stalking list? It is currently empty of anyone I might possibly have a chance with.
Jon: Yes. Slap your own fingers and put her wallet back in her purse, and put her purse back on the chair next to her bed, and get the fuck out of her dorm room.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
you fuckin guys
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
is it wrong if i install a gps tracker on the empanada man y/n
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
otm re: yuengling truck driver
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
i wanna be stalked:-/
― latebloomer, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Laurel, I am still slightly scared by some other thread where something I said reminded you of some ex of yours. Uh, I just thought I'd say that since it comes to mind every time you post on one of my creepy threads.
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
after the last one i have given up on human contact
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
the last girl that is
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
laurel stalk me stalk me
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
hehe laurel w/ the greatest zing! that is seriously some seinfeld level shit, jdubs.
is it bad that i am kind of ok w/ not stalking anyone right now? should i be stalking? if yes, who?
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
someone start a "wryly observing humanity's folly from a barstool in solitude 2007" thread
x-post to strongo I thought you meant the last burrito
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
after the last burrito humanity has given up on ME
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I always fucking end up single for the summer and all cranky when it's nice outside, then I end up in a relationship when it's cold out and there's nothing fun to do.
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I am stalking all doggies everywhere.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
every time i go to the west coast, i curse the entire world for the lack of yuengling truck drivers out there.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I think it was just some unpleasant emotional habit you brought up, mh. Don't worry about it. At least not for my sake.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah what could possibly be fun to do in a relationship when it's cold out
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
1. toboggan
2. snowball fight
3. snow angels
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
just some unpleasant emotional habit
...stalking?
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
4. 8 hour risk tournament w/ bottle of bourbon
well, as fun as a summer fling is, it's great to have a partner when staying inside during the miserable winter times! xpost to mh
i wld like summer fling, but i think it's already too late for this summer. i thought it just started but it's already july!
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
5. SEX LOL.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
6. stalking area pigeons
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
winter flings > summer flings
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
jess and curtis and jessie otm
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
4. 8 hour risk tournamentanything w/ bottle of bourbon
7. competitive drinking
8. competitive drinking (doubles)
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know if it's a complete let-down when you break up because all you end up doing is going at it all weekend
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
9. AA meetings
― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link
10. dancing to debbie gibson records in your underwear
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link
admittedly i do this while single
and i dont wear underwear
wait now we're just devolving into things ally does, anyway, all the time
lol xpost
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link
11. eat an entire baskin robbins ice cream cake
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
11a. for breakfast
cf. bill cosby
12. ice sculptures
13. david blaine style temp exposure
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
No, now I remember, it was more like
Girl: I feel like I'm just one of your friends that you sleep with mh: No, I think yr great, maybe I'm just not very romantic person necc? Girl: I need something else *sob* mh: (sound of teeth grinding)
But carry on w/ stalking!
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
14. naked cliff diving
o_O
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
15. get one fan and imitate famous memorex ads
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
16. polar bear wrestling
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
17. gay bear wrestling
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean go big or go home right
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I was gonna say: you people! I am properly stalking but with not very good results.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Who? And what are some expected results of stalking?
― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, i still need something/one to properly stalk!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link
"you should never go to them let them come to you just like i do just like i do..."
― get bent, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link
- that dishy strongo hulkington?
-- Laurel, Monday, July 9, 2007 10:07 PM
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link
It will be funnier if my real-life friends turn out to know the stalkee in person, though.
xp ahaha. Well, I could start....
― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link
i need prey!
― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
that was more of a generalized suggestion to everyone xp
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Evan, meet Jess. Jess, Evan.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
'sup
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Jess I am watching season 3 of the wire, do you have a cameo, y/n?
― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
no, but i might have one in season 5
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link
"man on corner of park ave."
"...eating hot dog with everything."
― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
whoah there's 5 seasons already
stalking:
-- the Wire
― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
season five forthcoming in 2008, filming now
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
i think i could discover some things based on:
park ave. hot dog w/ everything "man" wire
― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link
"a fat ass who watches a lot of tv works on park ave. in baltimore"
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link
that is not stalking. that is deduction. stalking takes those facts and finds out new things from them!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
if you find out anything good, lemme know
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
now i feel crepey :(
― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:42 (sixteen years ago) link
― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link
aw, no, i was kidding
xpost lol lol lol
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
damn, rw is better at this than i am! but i haven't actually started yet because i am "working".
― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm stalking this:
http://www.roadfood.com/photos/7833.jpg
maybe tomorrow. lunch. yes.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
omg want
― get bent, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link
i've failed in most of my stalking endeavors so far
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
that is like all of the food???
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 July 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
STOP FAILING, JEEZ! xpost
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link
most of my stalking objects live in foreign lands O_o
...but not for long?
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 11:51 (sixteen years ago) link
does this mean you are relocating, or you are kidnapping stalking objects??? cause that is like, dedicated stalking!
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link
i get the job done
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:10 (sixteen years ago) link
I semi-stalked a car w/ an operation ivy stick today. It was a couple tho :/
― bnw, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:11 (sixteen years ago) link
*stickerrr :\
― bnw, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:12 (sixteen years ago) link
cut it out, cut it out!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I like to see what pretty girls have on their iPods
I like stalking peoples lastfms.
Wait, did I say that upthread?
― Trayce, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:33 (sixteen years ago) link
-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 9:10 AM (Wednesday, July 11, 2007 9:10 AM) Bookmark Link
a good work ethic is essential to good stalking.
― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:40 (sixteen years ago) link
now stalking: a wii
― max, Monday, 26 November 2007 08:12 (sixteen years ago) link
-- mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:35 (4 months ago) Link
ugh, it's so true
― mh, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? BE IN A RELATIONSHIPH FOR HIBERNATION, IT IS THE BEST WAY. Shared body heat etc etc.
― Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link
yes ma'am
― mh, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:34 (sixteen years ago) link
mmmmmm yes blankets is toasty
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link
See? I, on the other hand, keep having breakups in the fall & winter.
― Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know why I opened this thread exactly but now I am stalking what I am guessing is mac n cheese w/ hot sauce.
― nickalicious, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Hello, Laurel :*
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 November 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link
stalking an illuminati: new world order ccg on ebay dork shame :( :(
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 November 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm not sniffling, my current sitch has been mitigated. But still it's going to be a very cold winter.
― Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link
oh man elmo, over thanksgiving my mom mentioned she finally got rid of a bunch of stuff I'd left in my parents' basement, and I think illuminati might have been in there! :(
I'll have to see if it was..
― mh, Monday, 26 November 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link