ILXORS AS GI JOE CHARACTERS

GEIR HONGRO
http://www.yojoe.com/action/83/83card/destro.jpg

Wait why did he come with a pillow?

to shield his ears from the lack of melody in the music cobra commander plays from his hi-fi

He holds on to melody with his swivel-arm battle grip.

it was a man purse

also, check out the deep V and gigantic gem pendant around his neck. total mo

i would like to be one of the Dreadnoks

http://joes.propadeutic.com/noks.jpg

l to r (sf crew)

steve shasta, milton parker, chaki, jaxon

LAUREL

http://i3.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/bd/4b/aa38_1.JPG

SLEEP

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/189/489414511_8d6185fe18_b.jpg

TUOMAS

http://beachhead.tibranch.com/graphics/webpg5safront.jpg

lol needs a little beard though

DR MORBIUS

http://www.patrickriley.com/joestore/bargin/92wildbill.jpg

i think i laughed so hard at the tuomas joke i spit mountain dew all over my monitor

mountian HOOS

i'm having all sorts of weepy memories looking at these toys again. first time in like 20+ years.

zartan, head of the dreadnoks and his bro & sis (Zarana & Zandar) dolls could change colors in the sun

i think my first gi joe was storm shadow, the white ninja

http://www.mastercollector.com/neat/gijoe/neworleans/bigsgtslaughter.jpg

dom passsantino

sgt rofl!

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/charpics/dialtone.jpg

kevin john bozelka

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/sound/Lowlight3.wav

^^ alex in NYC

sgt. jeanne fury

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/sound/Duke1.wav

^ chaki

hahahahahaha

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/sound/Frostbite1.wav

^^ louis jagger

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/sound/Firefly1.wav

lololol

ah, what a resource: http://www.joeheadquarters.com/sound/characterindex.shtml

a few notes:
remy made me spit sierra nevada on my montitor laughing
vahid killing it with the audio

luna http://www.joeheadquarters.com/sound/Sweatheart.wav

no one has to state the obvious: jw as serpentor

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/images/wrongstuff12.jpg

FAP FAP FAP FAP

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/images/intoyour3.jpg

^^amon

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/images/funhouse66.jpg

oink admin

you sure this isn't morbs?

The Dr. Mindbender toy was clothed in purple pants and leather metal-studded suspenders.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhWz9YtBmWM&feature=related

Sasha Frere-Jones?

i was hoping laurel was going to be the baroness

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/6812/lawqc9.jpg
TOMBOT

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5134/mindbendereg0.jpg
STEVE G0LDB3RG

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/4479/majorbluddtq6.jpg
Oh, c'mon. This one's too easy.

i was hoping laurel was going to be the baroness

hair's all wrong.

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/images/phantom12.jpg

RIP dog latin, marissa, kate st clair

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/images/phantom5.jpg

marcello carlin being shown the door by blueski and pashmina

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/images/phantom10.jpg

mark s

dog latin is still around? just don't know who the F he is?

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/images/xmas15.jpg

L-R: perpetua, harvell, that lame blogger girl

sorry

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/images/xmas15.jpg

L-R: perpetua, harvell, that lame blogger girl

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/images/viper2.jpg

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/images/viper4.jpg

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/images/traitor22.jpg

dude no kidding about the weepy memories. tornado watch!!

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/images/xmas8.jpg

^^ anyway tell me it;s not directly stolen from tintin

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/images/xmas12.jpg

rawr

can't post the image, but River wolf = Cross Country, definitely

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/images/xmas9.jpg

Nicky Dubbs......what to say about him......when I first came to ILX, I had never heard the last name "Dastoor" before, and I assumed N. was taliban or something......but it turns out he's a very waiflike white man......but from the dapper way this cat swings on ILX, it is so utterly obvious that although he may be pale and skinny, underneath his clothes his penis is assuredly a stout, towering obelisk of deepest ebony.....how you livin, Nick?

Nick's got a harem like arabian muthafuckas........when his manservant peels him a grape, Nick's like, "peel it again" and when the manservant says "that's physically impossib--" Nick just shoots him in the face.......he's got it like that....

Ramosi (olafsonki✧✧✧@a✧.c✧✧), September 7/10th, 2002.

what ever happened to that guy

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dan selzer?

ramosi = lecoq

this thread is a traet

I have G.I. Joe: The Movie the movie on VHS somewhere.

and a dreamcast?!?!!? <3 <3 <3

dan & ned

Seems about right.

I'd have thought of Dan and Ned as Roadblock and Bazooka, really

Give it a year, we'll be doing this with Deep Space Nine

god what a weird show

i was called a fag cuz i hated gi joes as a kid. i liked robots and shit. m.a.s.k. was my shit.

MASK was so cruc! i had one orange car i think called STINGRAY, and it was w/o a doubt, the best toy ever.

did MASK stand for MOBILE ARMORED STRIKE KOMMAND

i never had any GI joes, my parents thought it was too violent. but i had enough transformers and star wars toys to make up for it. they also wanted to encourage me in science so they bought me these things that looked like robot dinosaurs (engineering AND the life sciences in one toy) that you could build and they had gears and stuff in them and they'd walk around. zoids?

no joke though, this was my favorite toy from when i was about 4 to about 7

http://www.retrojunk.com/img/art-images/littleprofessorpackage.jpg

aw shit ... anyway

http://www.retrojunk.com/img/art-images/littleprofessorpackage.jpg

hahaha

yeah i was more a transformers/he-man kid but i still liked playing with gi joes. especially in combination with my dinosaur toys. t-rex needs someone to eat after all!

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE

here's my favorite toy

http://americanhistory.si.edu/teachingmath/images/enlarge/2001-9284.jpg

ZOIDS WERE AWESOME

my dad was kinda harsh by american standards (still sorta is) but i realize now that's just your typical old school middle eastern strict parenting.

never forget though waking up one nawruz morning (march 21) and going downstairs and finding THIS assembled on the dining room table w/ a bow on it

MASK was so cruc! i had one orange car i think called STINGRAY, and it was w/o a doubt, the best toy ever.

did MASK stand for MOBILE ARMORED STRIKE KOMMAND

i used to play MASK in my backyard all the time! they actually made toys and action figures though?!
http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/mask003.jpg

http://s3.amazonaws.com/findagrave/photos/2001/222/dennisroylbio.jpg

^ the real rocky dennis (mask)

This always haunted me about the 1982 line:

Flash vs. Grand Slam

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/PappaWheelie/Flash.jpghttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/PappaWheelie/GrandSlam.jpg

Kraftwerk

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/PappaWheelie/GrandSlam.jpghttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/PappaWheelie/grunt.jpghttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/PappaWheelie/steeler.jpg

Ian Riese-Moraine, Louis Jagger

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/6416/tx6ik2.jpg
ANLGO-SCARFY TWINS

I had one of those Little Professor calculators .... one day I dropped it in the toilet while I was taking a leak

LITTLE PROFESSOR NOOOOOOO!

NOOOO

omg i had those creepy twin guys

that was xamot and tamox, right? mirrored opposites except for the scar on one's face?

Oh those guys.

you hit one, the other one felt it.

they were pretty scarfy, iirc

http://latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-pryce-elected-as-president-in-g-i-joe-3925

ILX noize spazzes in mindmeld with Baltimore indie spazzes:

http://www.myspace.com/whamcity
Daniel "Snake Eyes" Deacon, Connor "Seargeant Slaughter" Kizer, Dina "The Baroness" Kelberman, Peter "Corporal Blood" O'Connell, Abra "Lady J" Aducci, Adam "Serpentor" Endres, Joshua "Destro" Kelberman, William D. "Iceman" Stevenson, Robert "Goosedog" Radcliff, Jimmy "Stalker" Roche, Spot (the dog), Charlotte "Scarlett" Benedetto, a mouse, Kevin "Cobra Commander" O'Meara, Ed "Cool Guns" Schrader, Lizz "Delicate" King, Daniel "The Captain" Gaeta, Ray "Ray Roy" Roy, Christopher "Christopher Walken" Reeve, John Q. Anybody...

LOL how did I miss this thread earlier.

http://www.superherohype.com/news/gijoenews.php?id=6958

http://www.superherohype.com/nextraimages/snakeeyes1.jpg

why does that look so CGI?

shopped for lighting and contrast

oh

omg i had that 'little professor' calculator

me too. also

http://www.bigredtoybox.com/articles/football.jpg

OMG that GI Joe movie! The kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun as COBRA COMMANDER!?

These though...

Christopher Eccleston ... Destro
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje ... Heavy Duty
Marlon Wayans ... Ripcord

...I am OK with!

Christopher Eccleston looks like a good Destro